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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

MeLKoR posted:

Wait, what? Wasn't this supposed to be a module like Arena Commander? Are you telling me they are creating an area in the Verse you can fly to and suddenly respawn rules are different? How do player limits even work?

Why? WHY would you do this to yourself? They are right, I can't understand Chris' Vision.

I hope they somehow do get this to work because nobody will ever get even halfway through a PvP match without a goon kamikaze-ing everyone with a starter ship

# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 12:31

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 22:23

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Lladre posted:

These people.

Pirates want their day to day life be filled with dim and flickering lights.....
Because you know.... They are pirates!
I am going to hazard a guess this comes straight from Chris Roberts because it rally is such a stupid design idea.

Thanks for your application to join our pirate guild, SpaceRapist42069. Your credentials and criminal record are very impressive indeed. Lots of murder, pillage, and rape; very well-rounded. The slave trafficking was a very nice addition to your portfolio.

Unfortunately, it's come to our attention that you have an affinity for pastels and steady, soft light that reaches all corners of a room. This is incompatible with our aesthetic, so I'm afraid we are unable to accept you into our fleet. We wish you all the best out in the 'verse, commando.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 22:20

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Lazrin posted:

i've managed large software projects in the healthcare industry with budgets in the tens of millions with application revenue opportunities an order of magnitude more revenue than that. i've also managed people across disciplines on those projects.

though they weren't game projects, the factors for success are the same... not everyone here is a dummy.

Did your software projects envision an ENTIRE ONLINE UNIVERSE where your employees would interact with computerized non-employees in order to navigate their day-to-day duties, complete with mo-capped janitors?

I have about another dozen questions I could ask along this line, but you can fill in the blanks.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 07:51

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Beet Wagon posted:

No way man, I'm a lifer. I've been in too long, gone too deep. I've stared into the abyss such that it has seen all that I am and ever will be.

Six months after this thing falls apart come check the thread. It'll just be me and D_Smart posting back and forth

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 16:22

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Yeah, don't feel sorry for WTFosaurus. Nobody is holding a gun to his head. He could easily do something more enjoyable with his time, like DIY prostate exams or trying to housebreak a horde of raccoons.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2016 22:13

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

MeLKoR posted:

I was listening and reading the chat and he's basically trapped. When he tries playing any other games they bitch at him and his viewership drops. On the other hand no one new is coming to the stream, and CIG isn't realizing any content so he's trapped repeating the same thing he - in his words - "can do with his eyes closed by now".

Millennial Sisyphus

So at what point would a sane person have decided "Ya know, maybe I'm not meant to be the next TWITCH SUPERSTAR"?

# ¿ Nov 12, 2016 23:43

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Hello friends! I'd like to invite you to what is sure to be the hottest new destination on Twitch.

It'll have a chat-bot that spams affiliate links, ability to request songs from YouTube, a "dangerous"-sounding name, a subscription option that offers viewers absolutely nothing of value, a regular schedule of raffles for jpgs, and an obnoxious gif that takes up the entire screen for two minutes anytime someone donates or subscribes.

Content will be me snapping a mousetrap shut on my dick every fifteen minutes while I complain that there's nothing new in mousetrap development yet, but it's coming soon, you'll see, it'll be the most amazing mousetrap-on-dick technology you've ever dreamed of. You'll want to spend your entire life snapping this mousetrap onto your dick, then you'll be sorry when you didn't invest $3000 or more into it at the very start of development*.

*development start date is subject to change based on how pissed off I am at snapping a mousetrap onto my dick that particular day

# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 00:00

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

So the INN idiots got pissed off that they were shilling SC for Wolf Larsen for free, and their bold solution is to shill SC for themselves for free.

Is that about right?

# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 03:44

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

What a band of incompetents.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 22:08

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

lol MORE SHIPS

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 22:17

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I hope they show Lowtax's spaceship drawing.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 22:41

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

They literally showed someone's macaroni art spaceship

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 22:43

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Bird: The spaceship

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 22:49

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I'm the guy wearing a t-shirt from an intellectual property that actually exists

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 22:50

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Space Asians. Spasians.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 22:52

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I'm the guy on the right gaping at Chris's pointless rambling

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 22:53

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Spaceship racing looks like something you might buy on Steam for $6 when you're drunk, bored and up too late

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 23:28

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

this is going to be hilarious

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 23:34

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

this is loving QVC, all this stream is just loving QVC poo poo

QVC garbage products actually exist

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 23:39

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Congrats to CIG for making a version of Destiny PvP with fetal alcohol syndrome

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 23:43

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I'm the radar jiggling like a Hooters waitress on a trampoline

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 23:48

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I'm Chris Roberts and I have no idea how humans wave goodbye

# ¿ Nov 19, 2016 00:12

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

nawledgelambo posted:

Can someone tell me why I shouldn't be led to believe bitcoin is used by pedo's, scammers, and webcam blackmailers?

you forgot drug dealers

# ¿ Nov 19, 2016 19:08

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

My parents just came down to visit for over a week, they are doing well. It was very nice to have them here.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 10:01

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Someone ask Cymelion how much they pay the barista who runs the $20K espresso machine.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 03:43

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

How many Video Game Awards did Star Citizen win tonight? I assume it was all of them.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 08:52

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 22:23

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Hey MoMA, go find a friend who has a console and watch them play Destiny PvP.

Compare it to whatever the hell was streamed a few weeks ago.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 09:09

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