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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Chalks posted:

So wait Derek is just threatening to tell a 19 year old's parents that he's being an rear end in a top hat about a video game?

Are you kidding me - this is what all this drama is about?

I keep avoiding this thread like the plague it is and yet I can't help but get drawn back in :magical:

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Mar 16, 2004

how Derek Smart of all people managed to make the best thread in years is beyond all comprehension

KEEP IT COMIN' :allears:

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Mar 16, 2004

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Mar 16, 2004

the Orb of Zot posted:

What Chairman's Rant? I assume it's either absolutely insane or not that crazy but just happened to be the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back and the general public realized this was actually a complete money pit.

it is literally a ranting and raving tower of text

fake edit it has so many pages I'll probably never be able to get through the whole thing

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Mar 16, 2004

the last page forgot about the Sanwa/Mad Catz connection so I'm moving on to this, the fresh promise of page 222

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Mar 16, 2004

notoriousman posted:

shitposts =/= lovely posts

isn't there some calculus formula for determining limits

as post approaches poo poo or something like that

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Mar 16, 2004

LCL-Dead posted:

You should uh.. wash the sand out of your vagina then. Or are you willing to go on record saying you've never looked at an attractive woman (Yes, despite her ineptitude, I find Sandi attractive on some level) and thought about having sex with her?


You could not pay me enough to live in Florida. I can't even stand North Carolina summer humidity.

greetings and hello from page 241!

is the twitter bot going to tweet this post next

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Mar 16, 2004

LCL-Dead posted:

3 for once not talking about her credentials or skin posts about Sandi and you guys are getting all riled up?

Getting a little sensitive there, aren't you?

can't let these bad posts fade away into obscurity

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Mar 16, 2004

skaboomizzy posted:

Not A mocap studio. FOUR of them.

and space from a place reputable enough to shoot footage for Disney to boot :gonk:

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Mar 16, 2004

got better things to do than respond to a child rapist

for example, :gary:

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Mar 16, 2004




:gary: :shobon: :yarg:

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Mar 16, 2004

Nation posted:



lol im the backer funded film studio

:shittypop:

they really are packing it in before they go up in flames

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Mar 16, 2004

Meta-Mollusk posted:

That's Sandi, right?

I have no idea! v:shobon:v

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Mar 16, 2004

D_Smart posted:

Yes. I know things.

if this gets RICO-qualified, then this will be the most ham-fisted attempt at racketeering ever tried

goddamn this is straight up "The Producers" of video games

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Mar 16, 2004

After putting together another Broadway Hollywood flop, down-on-his-luck producer video game director Max Bialystock Chris Roberts teams up with timid accountant wannabe actress Leo Bloom Sandi Gardiner in a get-rich-quick scheme to put on create the world's worst best show game.

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Mar 16, 2004


this is good too, though they actually managed to ship something (and games)

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Mar 16, 2004

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Mar 16, 2004

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Welp looks like no one moderates the SAclopedia for NSFW stuff huh.

Still quite accurate.

it's the best explanation for it, really

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Mar 16, 2004

Beet Wagon posted:

What the hell? I gotta make myself start logging in on the weekends, this is when all the juicy stuff happens.

it's happening all the time all day :justpost:

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Mar 16, 2004

let's never speak of pages 270-279 ever again. the bleakest of times for this thread.

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Mar 16, 2004

oh goddamnit it's still going on???

shut the gently caress up about the idiot fascist already and focus on space scam

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Mar 16, 2004

this thread is crashing the gently caress out.

we're gonna need a new one eonwe and/or Derek

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Mar 16, 2004

go post about the rear end in a top hat in D&D or GBS, this is space scam thread

christ, you're losing focus!!! :gonk:

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Mar 16, 2004

Welcome to page 285. Let's try to keep this one about Star Citizen, shall we?

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Mar 16, 2004

mormonpartyboat posted:

what the gently caress is star citizen

well, it's :gary: and :yarg: and mostly :homebrew: but there's some :lesnick: for some reason as well

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Mar 16, 2004

so what's the deets on the new jpg

is it a farming ship or a mixology cruiser

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Mar 16, 2004

Illegal Username posted:

It's a Treblinka-class mass transport

:stonklol:

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Mar 16, 2004



This Gary would like to welcome you to page 300 of this Star Citizen thread.

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Mar 16, 2004

mods??????

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Mar 16, 2004

Maldoror posted:

Lol y do u guys think that is really seraph and not just some troll :confused:

this is the seventh circle of hell, the seventh iteration of the Star Citizen thread

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Mar 16, 2004

Paladinus posted:

I am sorry I had to slack off on the thread lately. How did the nazi interview go? Have Bootcha released his new video? Why is Serpah's new account only probated?

it was boring and made more of a ruckus in this thread than anywhere else

beats me

beats me

edit: oh yeah there was this and like five pages of anime

Victory Position fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Nov 9, 2015

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Mar 16, 2004

everything I know about the horrors of game design I learned from Space Station 13

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Mar 16, 2004

$95 million down the drain and no one knows where it went because no one at CIG knows how to use Quickbooks :ssh:

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Mar 16, 2004

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Something north of 23% of the cards will come pre-bent

another 15% will sit in an outdoor holding yard for six to eight months

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Mar 16, 2004

A Neurotic Jew posted:

This is definitely a pro-click.



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Mar 16, 2004


please do, this isn't some niche forum like YOSPOS

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Mar 16, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTGa0H_V9bk

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Mar 16, 2004

for the children...

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Mar 16, 2004

that post only said Brit. before

here's an edit

Victory Position fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Nov 10, 2015

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Mar 16, 2004

Namefag Edgelord posted:

[citation needed]

:guinness:

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