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Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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Gas this thread and ban all regulars

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Amethyst
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pftc posted:

Mr. Crip also broke copyright law by uploading a mirror of that DMCA'ed video



Shut the gently caress up you piece of poo poo

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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Heh, this literal cripple who likes videogames just broke the Digital Millenium Copywrite act! Wait til the MPAA hears about this

*said in the most obnoxiously irritating voice imaginable while fingering my rear end in a top hat*

Amethyst fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Oct 28, 2015

Amethyst
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pftc posted:

It's loving sad this kid is doing this
https://archive.is/5WmYv



IT'S A MILLION TIMES SADDER THAT YOU'RE SCREENSHOTTING AND REPOSTING THIS

Amethyst
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lol, lmaoing my rear end off to this ripoff of 4chan humor from 3 years ago. Goons are truly a cool group of badasses and definitely not terminally dull rejects who feel the need to stalk crippled kids for a semblance of cultural validation.

Amethyst
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ROFLMAO!

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Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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*photoshops the words "derek smart" onto the plane hitting the world trade center, and the words "STAR CITIZEN" onto the towers themselves*

Wait till the star shitizen goons get a load of this!

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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spacetoaster posted:

Eh, not sure I agree with calling someone who's over 18 a kid.

And I'm definitely not cool with unnecessarily treating people like children because of a disability.

I think we'd be better served convincing this guy to study hard and do some real stuff with his life rather than slapfighting with fools on the internet about video games.

I have a better idea, *brutally tears your head off and dunks it into a nearby basketball hoop*

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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That kid who has debilitating genetic conditions which will likely kill him in his 20s should be convinced by us, a group of infantalistic internet trogolodytes, to study hard, and not waste his time on trivialities. In fact it's our moral imperative.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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You literally have a Derek Smart avatar. You're a cheerleader for an incredibly stupid obsessive who doxes wheelchair bound vid game fans because he has nothing better to do. You probably spend several hours a week in this lovely thread.

I don't even need to add anything more to this post because it's already clear that your unimaginably pathetic life isn't worth living.

Amethyst
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Shut the gently caress up you white noise dullard. You don't even stand out in the thread where the baseline poster is the kind of drooling moron who finds snoop dogg youtube poops funny.

Amethyst
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MeLKoR posted:

Yeah well at least he's funny while you're a moron that continues to post in a community you obviously don't enjoy for ELEVEN loving YEARS and regularly goes off on how everyone else is beneath you.

It isn't hard to be above a bottom feeding Derek Smart fanboy.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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It's incredible how easy it is to reduce the big hard internet men of Star Citizen crew into puddles of tears when you suggest that maybe stalking a wheelchair bound cripple isn't a cool and badass thing to do. Perhaps the tightneing you feel in your chest when confronted with your own shortcomings should be harnessed for personal growth, rather than going into a panic and posting the loving get out frog 12 times in a row.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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Hmmmmmmm yes, it's perfectly reasonable to dox a kid, and publish his personal details on a hugely trafficked forum, because he left a bunch of negative reviews on steam. I am a Rational human being who does not stuff magazines up his rear end as soon as I get home every night

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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joats posted:

1. Click Profile button beneath this post.
2. Locate and click Add user to your Ignore List button.
3. Relax and enjoy your marginally improved forum experience.

The coward's way out. I'm not surprised that a man of your limited mental capacity unable to defend themselves and needs to resort to hiding behind the teacher's skirts. lol

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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ewe2 posted:

Dear goons we're sorry Amethyst got out of Auspol DnD thread but someone mentioned it on the crew chat thread and well...:ughh:

Normally he has his meltdowns with us and it doesn't intrude on sirius bizness, so once again apologies.

It's cool how you're equally boring and ignored here and need to jump in to exploit my notoriety to get even an inkling of attention. lmao

Amethyst
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ewe2 posted:

Star Citizen Pretend

I sit at my keyboard
And wage war upon the verse
It seems like its all, it's all for nothing

I got the full upgrades
And I know the martyrs on the web page
I recognise the jpegs, i bought them all

This was my mistake
Let me charge them back
I blew the cash
But I won't be the one to keep it quiet

I've a deep understanding of the weakest shitposts
I maintain no blame substantiated
I demand an archive

You cannot prove I typed that
He doesn't look like Gary Oldman
I recognise the jpegs, i bought them all, I melted them myself

It's amazing what will drive us
Sunk cost sympathize
This was my mistake
Let me charge them back
I blew the cash
But I won't be the one to keep it quiet

Reach out for me
Hugbox me tight
Archive that memory
Let Dunning-Kruger talk for me
Let Dunning-Kruger talk for me

This was my space,and I was the Star Citizen Pretend
This was my life, oh god all that time
I spent my savings for three years and this is all that's left
It's time I found someone to blame for all my problems

It's amazing what will drive us
Sunk cost sympathise (empathise)
This was my mistake
Let me charge them back
I blew the scam
And I will be the one to keep it quiet

You fill in the punchline
Posting cats incessantly
You archive the punchline
I blew the scam
And I'm the only one
I will be the one to knock it down

No one quoted this dumb unfunny poo poo you probably spent an hour on. roffle

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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jaegerx posted:

Uh you just did

Nothing gets past this guy.

I'm sure acting like a literal minded moron is a sure tactic to confound your enemies in this urine sandpit of a thread, but when speaking to normal adults it just exposes you as the tedious dullard you are.

Amethyst fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Oct 28, 2015

Amethyst
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Maldoror posted:

I don't consider the 19 year old kid in question to be any different than anyone else. If I was in a wheelchair I would not want people helping me or holding the door for me or treating me special or different or say things like "let him say whatever he wants, he's special, he lost life, his life sucks, etc., leave him be." To me, THAT would be discrimination I wouldn't want. I would want to be taken as seriously on the Internet as any other rear end clown, as I would in life.

Seems to me Derek Smart sees the dude the same way, and would have posted what he did whether the kid was in a wheelchair or not. He doesn't see handicap, he accpets him on the same terms as any other person giving him poo poo.

I can respect that.

This is a reasoned, mature, and above all, badass treatise on why we should all post animated gifs of a 19 year old wheelchair bound disabled man getting beaten up, and report him to the MPAA for DMCA violations, and post his real name and photograph publically for us all to shame him.

Also, when I connect my anal tube to my mouth, i sometimes experiment by including a heating element to vapourise the poo poo nuggets so i can inhale them faster. thoughts?

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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This game looks good, I'm going to buy it

Amethyst
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D_Smart posted:

No. GTFO.

Judging by the videos I've watched today, this game will be approximately ten million times better than universal combat or battlecruiser A.D or whatever you're calling your piece of poo poo non game these days.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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Hmmm looks like I have a choice between the Aurora and Mustang starter packages. Thoughts?

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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Eonwe posted:

you could donate toward my student loan debt

That won't get me a video game. This game looks solid as hell, from what I've seen.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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lol, I can't believe space sim gamers are sci fi nerds who like to playfully speculate about sci fi lore. Hilarious poo poo as always my man.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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I bought one of the $30 special packages. Looking forward to this epic game

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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A Neurotic Jew posted:

will you give us your impressions of Alpha 2.0?

I'm not really interested in playing the alpha. I'll wait for 1.0

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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Jobbo_Fett posted:

Should've been called "Dealer"

That's the joke you complete idiot.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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I played that Rodina game and it's hilariously basic. Nothing close to star citizen.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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D_Smart posted:

Someone please send him a copy of Universal Combat CE /w multiplayer. You can do every loving thing he just described, in UC.

Not to mention the fact that you can offload an entire (over 100+) ship's crew on a planet, given them orders (with their own individual AI heuristics).

And you can EVA. With weapons. And take pot shots at ships (or another Space Force Marines) flying past. While walking on top of your cap ship or a station.

The only thing you can't do in UCCE (with multiplayer) is have an EVA pilot "enter" your ship. And that's only because the inside of ships is not modeled in that game. But it is in LOD. And we have an entire loving multi-level carrier that makes their Constellation look like a mini standing next to a freight train. A carrier that currently only devs can fly. A carrier that, as an entire scene, can handle 256 clients - without breaking a sweat.

Amateurs and their $104M tech demo.

Okay but none of that poo poo is cool in your poo poo rear end game. Sorry.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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The videos all look insanely badass, actually.

Amethyst
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https://giant.gfycat.com/AllDirectAdamsstaghornedbeetle.webm

Gamer: Wow! Check out those rockets! The lighting is really detailed! Can't wait to dive into Chris Roberts' universe again, it's been far too long!

""""Gamer""": Durrrrr i noticed some dropped frames. basically this looks like a unity3d demo. I heard one of the community managers of this game is a lardass, lol. I'm going to post 800 pages encouraging Derek Smart to write idiotic and unfunny blog posts. GOons ruine everything ahahahahahahaha YASE!

Amethyst fucked around with this message at 13:05 on Dec 30, 2015

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loving hilarious poo poo my man. Can't wait for more hilarious rear end bug reports of alpha software. Did you know that you can glitch through walls in the PRODUCTION version of the legend of zelda?

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

yore a bad postor and nobody likes you

Who the gently caress are you? I don't know if I can continue living if "Tijuana Bibliophile" doesn't enjoy my posts in this, the worst thread on the forums.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

14. SUCK IT DOWWWWN!

Thanks for this hot ref, fresh from 1997

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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Edgy Star citizen goons: Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRBOgtp0Hac

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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Berious posted:

That will be the contents of my "told you so" post on r/starcitizen when Chris announces he's leaving gaming to concentrate on his mocap business. Title: "Chris Roberts just made you his bitch". Those guys love 90s vidya nostalgia so I'm sure they'll appreciate it.

I'm sure it will work out for you as well as it did for John Romero.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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What on earth is that tickle vid

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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is all of this poo poo for real

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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So this dude is the loving tickler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mhyO26bVVw

This poo poo is sordid

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Mar 28, 2004

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You can hear him mumbling some garbage around 47 seconds into the tickle vid and it really sounds like his voice. Jesus.

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