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Whats been happening with doobies dog house since he got mad about gay marriage and said he wouldnt serve gay people or whatever, thats the last I heard
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Bootcha posted:Working on it. Ahaha now we're talking
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thats a win
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FrankieGoes posted:I've seen the same thing over and over. Obviously not all jpeg buyers fall into this category, but I bet being a major SC proponent means you're something like 1,000% more likely than average to have some sort of serious mental or emotional problems. Simply liking space ships, outer space, other planets, or other things like that, makes you 500% more likely to be mentally ill alone
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It's always darkest before dawn. The last smartblog saved us from dozens of pages of goonfucking discussion
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BastionPete posted:Well, I lost access to my old account from 2007, so I thought I'd make myself a brand spanking new one to contribute to this discussion. I even bought premium so I could be privy to all the SuperSecretTM stuff going on.
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mormonpartyboat posted:what even is a star citizen Here's the best summary I've found so far https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uii8lxRC58
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FireWhizzle posted:Albion is great because it also doesn't exist yet (still in perma "beta" limbo) and the drama is real. Goonfear and goonhate are running rampant. If you have some shitposts you need to squeeze off feel free to head over to the AO official forums to get a break from the SC fiasco if theres no goonfucking I'm not interested, sorry
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Decrepus posted:How do you have 6 bow emotes and have them all be the same arm-sweeping bow? They never thought "hey maybe one should be a regular bow like you see in every other game and also real life." When in space rome, do as the space romans do
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Ragequit posted:And what exactly have they done wrong that is illegal? They made a video game. It's not very good yet, and it was made in the most inefficient way humanly possible, but it's still a game. I am just curious what the exact grounds for this lawsuit are that calls for meetings with AGs in different states. Your demands before (I assume you are referring to your release financials/these people resign/whatever blog post) were not a "chance to do the right thing," they were demands fueled by your ego boner. Source your quotes
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Mendrian posted:I hope it does come out. I don't hope it doesn't not come out
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Mirificus posted:
Thad Is Right
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peter gabriel posted:We need a colour chart to compare the shades of CIGs staffs hair, teeth and sphincters I'll make the wiki
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D_Smart posted:same
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:will you make a kickstarter for you're book i'll back it Feature creep bloats it into a combined book/space sim/movie/podcast/drink serving flash game
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padijun posted:Can someone explain the "pubes/clean shaven" thing to me? The escapist alleged that Sandi Gardiner said she didn't want to hire anyone with a messy bush, or something like that
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A Neurotic Jew posted:https://robertsspaceindustries.com/voyager-direct/Fishtank/Menarik-Fish why does it say presented like that. can a star citizen lore expert please explain the subtle political situation behind this fish presentation
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That Works posted:This thread convinced me to resub for EVE. gently caress. You have reached the wrong conclusion from this thread
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peter gabriel posted:Might take a while for the full HD fidelty to kick in but: This doesn't seem like it is, or will be, a good game
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peter gabriel posted:In a staggering twist of idiocy CIG have just said G forces won't affect anyone but the pilot, so we are a situation where a pilot could be fainting from GFOOOORCE and you could be stood at the side of him giving it 'LOL@U' totally unaffected loving the only thing that can unite citizens in anger against this game is inconsistent adherence to Selective Space Realism
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Mirificus posted:
This should have been the dream at the end of no country for old men
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LastCaress posted:10 for the chairman is up God drat he is a human muppet
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Charles Get-Out posted:What the gently caress is that stupid "'verse" poo poo anyways. Whatever it is, I've been around it, I've reversed it, and I'll see you in it. Maybe this horrible video will help https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M17YMw1mcxo
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Wafflz posted:infamous brony citizen target acquired Yesss well played commando o9
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Ghostlight posted:Hey guys, I'm about to get some rump steak out of the fridge for dinner, can everyone just shitpost instructions at me on how to cook it in the least effective manner possible Too much effort, just go eat out at a nice joint in the Stimpire
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Whenever you see someone vaping, just give them a big thumbs up and pantomime vaping at them to let them know they're killin it
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:
sleep tight pupper
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StarbloodKiss posted:
how did I miss this, this guy's posting rules. a true commando o7
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Busting the verse is mankind's greatest achievement since its original reversal
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Khanstant posted:Is there any info on the greater cosmology of the SC universe? Who are the top gods and where are the sweet planes of existence? What happens when u die in SC? poo poo man I'm still waiting for someone to explain the lore behind this space fish 'presentation'
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Toops posted:Things over at Solar Plebeian are progressing nicely. The video quality really ruins immersion, but this is just a lil' teaser: I can't handle the amount of fidelity in this video
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fuctifino posted:New 10 for the developers The one on the left has the whole back of his head that's bald. Anyone else notice this??
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Gilganixon posted:Another quick bit of concept art for Star Plebean: Dying for space bush's space oil profits
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Gilganixon posted:aside from the first one they look pretty similar and all of them look equally poo poo, so who cares? The strange truth is that this is a topic of far far more important care to your average commando than any evidence of financial misdoing, racist hiring practices, incompetent management, etc etc. Mismanagement of space autist expectations will drive off the whales faster than a million smart blogs. In conclusion it's a weird and terrible
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I'm, a "big fan", of captain b'tak's, style of posting...................
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Chocobo posted:
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Mendrian posted:So when people talk about how the Crobbler always meant for SQ42 to be the primary focus of the Kickstarter and it's perfectly normal for that to be the focus, they can't possible believe that, right? I mean the thing everybody paid for is called "Star Citizen" which is also the name of the multiplayer game that no one is working on. The true pleasure of this thread is the slow random degeneration of chris roberts's name. chris roberts -> croberts -> crobber -> crobbler -> crobo -> crebis -> etc.
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Sandweed posted:Every time I see a goon complain about how shitizens misspell Dereks name I roll my eyes so hard. More than anything it reminds me of the way Obama's name slowly degenerated on sites like Freep into Odingo and stuff like that. However, I have to admit I think it's funny when it happens to Crangus because he's a scam man
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the only thing that can unite citizens in anger against this game is inconsistent adherence to Selective Space Realism



cobblers o7 o7 o7
PAAAAAARP

