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richyp
Dec 2, 2004

Grumpy old man

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

The problem is that Games Workshop is a soulless marketing entity that treats their customers with a level of callous disregard and outright loathing that makes CIG seem like Santa Claus. Their game design is simultaneously archaic and maddeningly inconsistent, seemingly prioritized to sell miniatures over make a tight rules set

Replace "miniatures" with "jpegs", and "rules set" with "making a game" and it fits quite well.

I miss the good old days :(

(Hi Beer)

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richyp
Dec 2, 2004

Grumpy old man

Beet Wagon posted:

Everyone knows that if your battle armor doesn't come with a set of bitchin' built in speakers it's just not worth having

richyp
Dec 2, 2004

Grumpy old man

Ezekeel posted:

'Mommy, why is daddy spilling gasoline all over the furniture?'

Insurance claim against the recently installed restoration hardware furniture?

richyp
Dec 2, 2004

Grumpy old man

Scruffpuff posted:

The very best solution would be to implement a PVP slider, but conspicuously leave out any 100% "safe" position. This would maximize tears and make for the most immersive goon gameplay.

Proposed slider settings, low to high:

4 - PVP flag is active and you are teleported directly into the crosshairs of the nearest goon

Setting 4 might prove difficult to implement.

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