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Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Or maybe this is his last meal.

Think about, showing up at work unshaven, movember coming up.

He is asking to get sacked.

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Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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alphabettitouretti posted:

Look at the state of this. Look at it. The True Believers will cry ALPHA but I've played plenty of games in alpha that weren't in this condition. This is what they've got after four years and $93m.

Stop lying! It is clearly only 3 years, and also its a Pre-Alpha, so this is perfectly OK.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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AP posted:

Ken, can you help break through to Karl? I'm worried about him, I think he's got a bad case of the Citizens.

How do you say "Wake up and stop being a crazy cultist" in German?

Pass amoi obacht Ramseier du damischer Hund. Des is ois a rechter Scheißdreck. Denk für an Fünfer mid und hör ned auf des Gwäsch von dera Sektn. Schaug dass dei Geld wieda z'ruck hoist und nachat war's des. Basta.

Forgot to add:
Servus, Reddit. Leckts mi am Arsch und archivierts des.

[Insert Bavarian middle finger Ascii here]

Hopper fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Oct 26, 2015

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Karl_Ramseier posted:

[...]
I just want to add that the mere position of someone doesn't tell you much about their impact on the project.
James was "only" a community manager but he sure did more for the community than Ben. But even if Ben and James would have been fired, the overall impact on the project would have been not measurable.
[...]

Well in Lesnick's case it's not so hard to tell, looking at any of the CIG videos it is plain obvious that Ben carries a lot of weight.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Karl_Ramseier posted:

Warum hatte ich instinktiv mit einem Bayern gerechnet? Mach Dir mal keenen Kopp, ohne Drama wär das alles doch nur halb so lustig.

Pfft Kopp? Meine 35 Euronen sind gut angelegt und mein passives Erlebnis als Zuschauer war bisher unterhaltsamer als Kino.
Und mal ehrlich, auf Bairisch kann man so schön fluchen, ohne es bierernst zu meinen ;-)

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Derek, just consider this:

Most adults in this world, including important decision makers, judges etc. do not see videogames and posts on the internet as a serious thing.
On the other hand everybody is really quick when it comes to pass judgement on a situation involving a "fight" between a non-disabled and a disabled person.
You can't win this. Even calling his dad will be construed into "an adult who should know better going after a poor handicapped child over something silly on the internet". Actually if he called the media (yellow press counts as media) they would eat it up and publish it like mad. And nobody will be interested in what you have to say about it. Especially when it includes "on the internet", "Twitter" and "videogame". Your image in the public eye will suffer and it will hurt your cause.

To put it bluntly: thanks to being a cripple, he automatically has the trump card, like it or not, that's s how it works. "Don't treat us differently" really means "except for the special bonus when we gently caress up", the kid is not stupid he can use this against you. Don't give him ammo.

I do think you are right in criticizing SC, don't ruin your chances of being taken serious by the people who matter once this goes to court by going after this kid.

Hopper fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Oct 28, 2015

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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AP posted:



I gave up counting after 100 tweets at Smart, presumably he'd been blocked long, long before that. The guy has a real bad case of the Citizens.

Dickwolf posted:

We stand together, we stand vigilant and we stand victorious.

Aww cute, look at him being all happy because for once in his life, something... stands. :allears:

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Just because it breaks all the tables, doesn't mean you showing us the official emblem of Star Citizen's secret task force, the SS Sandi's Shavers is a major leak.
This was obvious for a while. Next up is the Sale of the new dogfighting ship aka the "Smoothmaker".

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Agrajag posted:

none of us are going out of our way to harass anyone on twitter or making subreddits targeting specific people with the intent of doing some sort of harm physical or financial. so, i think we are safe mr outrage

In a way, the advantage over reddit here is if you speak up and people don't like it, they can quote and mock you, but they can not "downvote" i.e. make what you said disappear. This downvoting serves the creation of an echo chamber quite well and supports extreme behaviour as only those supporting it will be read.

Plus I have a feeling most people in this thread don't actually take all this serious, at least not after they got their money out via refund. The only person really invested (see what I did there?!) is Bootcha, and I hope that works out OK for him.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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spacetoaster posted:

Here's the CIG team reading out posts.



pftc posted:

no black man in sight

Incombibulator posted:

wait, wait, wait...

Is the guy on the back right with the foppy hair sitting on that other dude's lap?

Good good you are hard to please. First you criticize CIG for too little diversity so Sandi has the sl...black employees paraded out, then you complain about exploitation of black employees and now a mixed race Asian-Caucasian gay couple is not good enough either?

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Incombibulator posted:

gently caress, i dont care, I was just surprised that they have such a 'cozy' workplace environment.
I might apply and get me some :lesnick: lovin'

Punked! :wink:

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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quote:

Please welcome to The Base, the latest addition to our wonderful dysfunctional family, NitroTypat and DannDann with their show called Spartan Hour!

Well , yeah one of them is dysfunctional alright... but I wouldn't advertise it like that, seems a little discriminatory against him...

Yes, that's him in the wheelchair

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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I don't think Gary Oldman ever dreamed that the one thing he would be remembered for in 100 years is the image of his face, dug up from the remnants of the internet that was, and contortet into an everlasting grotesque :gary: PAAAAAAARP!

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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fatnick posted:

Not on launch, but it's something we'll do in the long run.

The guy is so full of poo poo. Honestly that is their stupid answer to EVERYTHING. I can't believe the cultists have not single doubt that it ALL will be true one day. I mean there is hop, and wishful thinking and then there is sheer stupidity.

Hopper fucked around with this message at 13:38 on Oct 30, 2015

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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^^^WTF I am German I remember that show, I don't remember Ranseier though and I have NEVER heard of this alledged "joke category". Somebody must be really invested in their comedy... the show didn't
even sell jpgs back then...

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Plankalkuel posted:

Karl Ranseier ist tot! Der wohl erfolgloseste **** aller Zeiten ...

That should ring some bells. I would do a skit, fitting for this thread but :effort: and none of the non-german goons (and the younger Germans) would understand it anyway.

Oh that, I always thought that was lame...


In other news:

I am disgusted at all the redditors taking down ourtheir own pics, Sandi and Fatnick banning Beer over his posts here, and all the reddit lurkers illegally "archiving" our posts and therefore approriating our intellectual property.

So just to spite them all I donated :10bux: to the SA cloud movement.





























PS: :gary: PAAAAAAARP

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Wuxi posted:

Hey, I'm from germany. Can somebody tell me how that can't be sued thing works, I wanna be an internet tough guy too!

:gary:

Well easy, they are Star Shitzens, they think if they believe just hard enough, it will eventually work.

In a surge of entrepreneurial spirit, I stoleprepared a concept art we can sell them, to finance the SA cloud movement, and maybe a 20k coffee machine



Disclaimer: This is just pre-alpha footage, it will be revised to eventually include everything you ever dreamed of, in about to weeks.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Enchanted Hat posted:

How can a loving auditor be gullible enough to also be a SC whale? I guess it explains why he grew up to be such a weird sperg, tho.

I am not surprised. In my experience, a lot of auditors are assholes who always have to be right. They usually go into companies and point fingers going "you done hosed up son" and then "suggesting" i.e. telling people how to do it right.
In private social situations, when they don't get what they want and/or are not right in any context and you tell them, they will lash out and fight to the bitter end to be right.

In this case, an rear end in a top hat who can't admit to be wrong bought jpegs from a scammer. Instead of admitting it, he will fight to the bitter end to make it seem as if he was right all along by any means necessary.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Ragequit posted:

So legal cleared the blog a few days ago but DS is too busy being insufferable on the Internet to click the ol' POST button for 3 more days? Good stuff. Better be worth it, with actual real information this time.

Clearly the blog hinges on it being NOVEMBER,... something something original TOS (I did not understand that legalese).
And Tuesday probably because of some stuff that must first be done on Monday before the blog is published, something for which it must be Novemeber and Monday is the 2nd and therefore the first working day of November when you can file poo poo and stuff.

I.e. Derek will hand in suing papers on Monday and tell us about it in his blog on Tuesday when it is already done so CIG can't preliminarily injunct him or some legalese ninjitsu.

Disclaimer: I am as competent at law as CIG is at making a functioning game, so my information is pre-alpha, don't rely on it.


tl;dr: :gary: PAAAAARP

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Justin Tyme posted:

Yeah this is probably the same things the news sites will echo next year when things get real dire. The biggest red flag for me that not many people talked about was the fact that they revealed at CitCon Sq42 is no longer a linear mission-to-mission story, but it's going to be an OPEN WORLD GAME. That seems like a massive shift this late in the game.

Wait what? I thought it was Wing Commander 2.0. If they make it open world there is NOTHING that distinguishes it from Elite except for 10 hours of lovely Croberts B-Movies

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Justin Tyme posted:

They described it as being a sort of central hub where you can explore to find different missions, something like GTA. I think it was during the slideshow, I am surprised nobody caught it.

Probably because no one could be arsed to watch that except the spergs, and they just lap it up as gospel anyway...

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Karl_Ramseier posted:

The FPS module isn't cancelled it's delayed and the office (not the real estate) isn't closing. The former was discussed before Derek even thought of it and the latter is just exaggerating.
The restructuring process under Erin is a good thing. Companies, especially young ones can undergo a restructuring each year depending on the business, market situation etc.
They are hiring more staff all together and they are trying to reduce costs, no sogns of a financially troubled company.

Alright Karl, I respect your decision to back Star Citizen and to try and convince us CIG is doing the right things.
I have a serious question I would like you to answer though, and it is a question aside from all the rumors and speculations of money running out issues and other poo poo, let's forget about all that.

What do you think are valid reasons why CIG would move away from Austin and switching to offices in California, a state with apparently higher taxes, higher costs for basically everything and choosing the most expensive part of LA for it? plus furthermore, instead of renting using what probably amounts to of several million dollars to build their own offices/headquarters? (apparently I understodo this wrong about the custom office building + entrance)

It simply makes no sense. Erin and Foundry 42 being in Europe I can understand, not least because of tax benefits. The Crytek guys in Frankfurt because they would not relocate to the US is a no brainer, including green card issues.
But the move form Austin to LA? I do not not see any valid buisness/development reason for it, especially since they don't sell a tangible product for which they need a flagship store. And even of this would be better to have in Austin, a city known for its amount of software companys and prone totherefore see more potential investors/clients from the industry dropping by.
Instead they move away from a town that apparently offers what software developers need as shown by the large number of studios there and into more expensive LA, which as far as I know is not known for the games industry but the movie industry. The one factor I could see, is the mocap studio they use, but that is Serkis's, which is in the UK.

Not matter whether they spend backer money or investor money on this move. I belive it was simply a wrong decision for which there are no reasons known to me that make any financial sense or sense in terms of the project.
It amounts to a waste a lot of money.

I would be interested to hear your opinion to possibly glean insight into reasons that explain this move.

Hopper fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Nov 1, 2015

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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D_Smart posted:

SImple. They want to remain close to Hollywood. Plus Sandi apparently hates TX.

I suspect that is the reason. But I want to give Karl a chance to provide an alternative.

If he can't, he will hopefully see that this move and the closing of Austin is in fact not a normal occurrence but a gross mistake by Crobbits that might just be fueled by his enormous ego and Sandi's craving to reinvigorate her failed acting career or the fact that it is easier to force your kids into support your kids' free choice to enter a multitude of castings so you can live your dream by proxy like any mum ever who put their kids through the soul grinders that are kid-actor castings and beauty pageants.

But I would like him to realize that by thinking about it instead of us force feeding it to him.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Star Citizen: I would rather believe in Santa Claus

Can we make this the December thread title please?

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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This is the kind of pathetic person who gets their rear end kicked and is mocked mercilessly in school for ratting others out to the teachers and then cries and whimpers "but I don't understand why everyone is mean to me".
The only reason pathetic losers like that can safely gloat is because a) they cowardly hide on the internet and b) going to their house and smashing their teeth in is a punishable offence for some reason.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Really Karl there is not need to reinforce the stereotype of the malicious German. The movies do that for us well enough.

Also if there are two auditors and that Matilda said "my dad is an auditor, too" then mystery solved I guess.
Soon, on a Reddit near you:
Masters of the Verse. A father and his equally retarded son, out to cleanse the verse of the non-believers.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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She is very intently staring at a specifc area on the pinata doll before she lasors razors away

Also: given his facial hair and guilty look, dude knew he would never pass the inspection

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Beet Wagon posted:

Also, is 10:30 in the morning too early for a burrito?

Coincidentally I asked myself this question exactly at 10.30 this morning only regarding a Dürum kebap which is close enough to a burrito.

My stomach says to tell you no, it is not too early.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Bootcha posted:

Yeah, it's why I say it's a pilgrimage. You have to set aside an hour or two to get it.

My buddy and I were insanely lucky. Some guy in GWS recommended to go to Franklin's when I asked for the best BBQ in Austin and we went there at 3.30 pm on a Thursday in late March.
Wait time 20 minutes and got a bit of everything. They closed the door at 4 though cause they were sold out.

It was the best drat BBQ I have ever tasted and in fact it was so good I never want to ruin the memory with eating lesser pulled pork.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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I too approve of these perfectly mentally healthy individuals running around sporting a shirt that helps them to officially self-declare them to be a battle loser.

Edit: I love how he has a big red PARODY in the text because he secretly shits himself already in fear of Derek suing him for trademark reasons or something and declaring it a PARODY will protect him from all harm.

Hopper fucked around with this message at 12:33 on Nov 5, 2015

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Xaerael posted:

Actually, it's probably just distortion from the camera lens. Sorry to kill your fun. (unlike redditors who claim to be whatever is convenient at the time, I have degrees in both optics and photography, and the optics one had a minor specialization in distortions and aberrations.)

There is an elaborate Mom joke in all of this...

Ah found it:

Your MommaBen is so fat, she bends the light on all family pictures. :effort:

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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SneakyFrog posted:

peter.

"This video contains content from UMG_MK. It is not available in your country."

I am sad peter.

I can watch it on youtube in Germany, which is weird because we are the first ones to have stuff banned usually.

Also: nice PAAAAAARPing at the end

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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no_recall posted:

Actually if they're this deep into the scam, this is one scenario.

They could declare bankruptcy and have their assets liquidated for cheap (to cover loan costs) which are then bought by another shell company they own, which they funnelled backer money to.

Twin Bros being the most likely buyer here if you ask me as it is the only company that existed before all this.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Omi-Polari posted:



Something is up.

At least one of us in here said it was from Twin Bros. Mail to Derek, you know you want to!

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Is he already on that show?

Derek, please consider this:

At the moment, all that counts in your effort to bring accountability to the whole Star Citizen chaos is how the public perceives you, because that gives you press coverage. I live in Germany, so I am too far detached from American media to know who this person is you are talking to. All I know is what people posted. If it is true and this guy says all these things (they are quotes, so yes it is true) it means he is basically "Hitler 2.0" in the eyes of A LOT of people. It doesn't matter what he is (game developer) or whether he has the right to free speech to say all this. In the public eye he is scum. And you chose to talk to him.

In the public eye, "Derek Smart going into an interview with this Vox Day guy and owning him thoroughly" will still only be "Smart talked to that nazi degenerate about a videogame, he must be really desperate to go talk to this scum". No matter how much you want to believe you can (and I believe you can) own this guy. IT DOES NOT MATTER. Your credibility will take a hit you might not recover from. Roberst will gloat like never before and the cultists will celebrate.

Basically you are endangering all the success you and only you have so far made in bringing to light what a scam SC really is because of who you are, i.e. because people took you serious. You are jeopardizing all this.


EDIT: too late...

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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AP posted:

It's done, he's talking to the guy now and I don't see what the big deal is, this is the same guy Chris Roberts tried to get to help him launch the Wing Commander reboot with EA "I also had the responsibility of going through Chris's plans in great detail when Star Citizen was still a Wing Commander reboot with a license from EA and a $25M budget."

There was some document of this on screen but I wasn't quick enough to get a screen grab.

So if Chris Roberts and Derek Smart have both spoken to this guy at least Derek's wife hasn't song the Nazi national anthem yet, Chris Roberts can't say that.

Oh wow, I would expect nobody to touch the guy with a 10 foot pole. How can public figures like Chris and Derek not completely shun a guy who openly has ideas like people posted in this thread?

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Plankalkuel posted:



That's him in the Rollstuhl!

In this context more like "Mein Fuhrer, I can talk!" :effort:

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Renegret posted:

Because of this stupid loving thread, google now thinks I'm a star citizen fan and is showing me news articles about this game god loving dammit I hate all of you

You are a colossal retard if you don't use ghostery or similar tools to prevent tailored ads and other google bullshit.
And deactivate cortana, MS predicts what poo poo you will be interested in and your search results will be hosed up in the long run.

HTH

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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Seraph, the only minor inconvenience your constant reregging brings is having to click the ignore button as soon as we realize it is you again.

Save the money for the next 10 reregs, take your GF out to dinner.
This is the internet, there are better uses of your time to be found in the real world.
Just a well meaning suggestion.

(Needless to say I will put you on ignore in 3, 2, 1...)

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Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

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MeLKoR posted:



my e-cred :negative:

These post always include half finished "counterexample" that when completed would actually easily explain the problem.

Of course there are many people following this scam.
Here is an example why:

I don't care about soccer and can't name more than 3 players of our local team, but I still read the news regarding the Fifa bribes allegations, simply because Fifa is an institution big enough so this may have a lasting effect on all sports institutions and regulations in general that may affect a sport I care about.

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