Lodin posted:

I need to give this thread a rest. Last night Derek Smart came to me in a dream and told me not to buy WWE 2K16 because it's a scam made by Croberts. I have no intention of buying that game anyway since they all suck so WTF?

Ghostlight posted:

That's him in the space cart.

alarumklok posted:

BettysBigTits is the greatest unsolved heist of our time

AP posted:

MeLKoR posted:

there once was a big brested lady
who wanted a gift for her toddler
but she took all their ships
and delivered no tits
oh god, what will they wank to.

Shitizens mock LoD for it's clipping issues but at least I still haven't seen videos of poo poo just flying around like it's Pandora.

AP posted:

These are nice.

A Neurotic Jew posted:

this is going to be a good week for the Star Citizen Something Awful thread imo.

LLJKSiLk posted:

Why don't just go full Scientology and create "SpaceOrg" and have their employees sign billion-year contracts to CIG and base themselves in international waters with no employment laws?

They could stretch out that money quite a while then.

Someone from CIG is seriously reading and considering this post.

LCL-Dead posted:

The Macworld video is what got me going. That was the first live action sequence I was able to view and it looked promising as gently caress.

Mirificus posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/3sy1cy/now_projecting_on_screens_two_three_and_four_at/cx1y4ue?context=3

A Neurotic Jew posted:

have the anniversary sales lasted Two Weeks in the past like they are this year?

Green Dam posted:

I understand now. The new mocap studio was for hidden features.

It converts an actor's movements directly into ship designs and procedurally prices them.

SelenicMartian posted:

Next Derek reveals that Sandi wears the 'stache when she thinks no one is looking.

LuiCypher posted:

That looks like it wants to be a Primanti's sandwich, but is too chicken to just skip the lettuce and go straight to cole slaw.



Bonus: You don't have to go to North Jersey to get this sandwich. You get to go to Pittsburgh, which is way nicer.

AP posted:

Mirificus posted:

Star Citizen lineup:

McGiggins posted:

Derek, If CIG gets away with this and just shutters up one day, slipping away one pubeless night, will you be on the look out for other such scams?

Will you be the game police?

BMan posted:

I'm Wulf Knight, long time Star Citizen advocate and investor.
Today I'm at the CIG world headquarters in Los Angeles, California.
I had a nice chat with CIG Chairman, Chris Roberts, about their current situation.
He showed me multiple bank statements, as well as letters from banks and lawyers.
I'm sure that all the current refund problems at CIG are being caused by the traditional banking system, not because of a lack of liquidity at CIG.
The traditional banking partners that CIG needs to work with are not able to keep up with the demands of the growing refund requests.
The dozens of people that make up the CIG team are hard at work establishing additional banking partners, that eventually will make dealing with CIG easier for all their customers around the world. For now, I hope that everyone will continue working on Star Citizen projects that will help make the world a better place.

Truga posted:

All that ketchup

LowellDND posted:

200,000 dollar investor.

Romes128 posted:

Nobody but booch knows the amount. People were just guessing

He invested before it got this huge though when people thought an actual game was getting made and cig ended up buying out most of the investors when they became Oprah rich

3 posted:

Congrats on getting out, man
Also, eat poo poo, Karl.

Bedshaped posted:

Lesnick is a kind of pitiable guy. He just loves WC too much and wants SC to be a real thing. His dreams are crashing down around him by the day.

But on the other hand he has been a complete unwarranted dick to goons.

peter gabriel posted:

I held a meeting yesterday with a new start up company, I love these because they are sometimes really excited and naive in a happy puppy kind of way.
These guys though had my other favourite thing about start ups going on, they had no idea about etiquette or how to behave in a meeting.
The guy stormed out three times in a massively angry strop while his business partner sat in front of me every time and cried.
It was amazing, truly amazing because two of the three times he stormed out were because they were unsure what to have as a headline on the frontpage of their site

MeLKoR posted: