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Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Sedisp posted:

Man Seraph got banned again. Wonder what he's up to on his homepage.

I wish you didn't post this. I feel like I'm staring into the abyss now.

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Jimb
Feb 14, 2005
Wasn't there some hubub not to long ago about her using the CIG facilities and assets to promote her acting career where she categorically denied using the company 's time and property to do so?

e: Well gently caress, the information I was looking for was in imminent post

Jimb fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Jan 7, 2016

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Wafflz posted:

I wonder if the CIG peon sandi "garbage person" roberts forces to read every post in this thread reports back on all the bad stuff that comes out about her here or if they are afraid to tell her

What would be more interesting is the cost of doing so.

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

D_Smart posted:

This is the sort of denial we can expect when it all crashes.

Star Citizen embezzled away 100 million hopes and dreams, because Derek Smart and friends

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Sarsapariller posted:

Beer stop ruining CIG's customer service.

But I thought the emails were fake? Come on poo poo stains, you can't have it both ways.

gently caress Reddit is such a shithole

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

So on a scale of calm to sandi how many butthurts will this article produce in the cig community?

It will make the rounds long enough for them to jerk each other off and dismiss it.

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Google translate posted:

Did you mean: shrewd businessman who do the work of 6 people

Ha!

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Tortolia posted:

I bring an awesome cookie recipe in JPG form. Free JPGS, what a concept



These things are like ginger snaps on steroids. Requires a hell of a mixer or a lot of upper body strength but worth it.

What are my options for sad, flabby, noodle arms?

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Darkpriest667 posted:

Hey Derek tell them the truth... tell them you must be a platinum member to read this post

Shut up dorkpriest

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Pretty sure the spirit of that statement has everything to do with dick pics. Which apparently is ok with CIG.

Jimb fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Jan 8, 2016

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

lilspooky posted:

Assuming the impossible comes to pass and this game is both released AND actually half-way worth playing. What will the Goon flagship's name be?

S.S. Derek Smart?

S.S. Burkey?

S.S. Weedlordbonerhitler

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Or they could, you know, just loving talk about what's going on. They never really grasped the concept that when you hide everything, someones going to smell the bullshit and go looking for it.

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Romes128 posted:

30k apparently by some douchebag on reddit

Dick pic knight spent like 20k

Doesn't that break the idea of "crowdfunding" or kickstater or what have you? At that point you are picking up investors and you don't owe a loving cent back to them.

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005
Did I miss all the good parts? All I see is a bunch of dorks looking up poo poo on R/DerekSmart and trying to read it over his voice

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Lowtax posted:

Please give me your opinions / thoughts regarding this idea: I buy a copy of SC and livestream me forcing my 10 year old daughter to play it, keeping in mind neither of us are familiar with the game at all.

You are already banned dummy

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Wafflz posted:

this is a good point, shitizens are hosed up

The Wulge cometh

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005
Haha holy gently caress, was Derek repeatedly dropping the mic after his burns?

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Don't give CIG any money. I'll give you a package for free. All I ask is that you set up a script so that anyone who posts in this thread has the little grenade next to their name changed to :lesnick:.

:swoon:

Beer for president!

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005
:gary: :pgabz: :gizz:

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005
He will love that poo poo

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Bootcha posted:

Secret "Death to Star Citizen" Cabal Status Update:



Holy Fuckballs

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005
Ha! Reddit already has a thread up to talk about Boocha's post.

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Eonwe posted:

link!!!!

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/403pze/noted_dsmart_accomplice_bootcha_just_posted_this/

e:Looks like they are suppressing this one.

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Gilganixon posted:

let's not get carried away

Once SC's out of the picture DS will be exposing Lowtax's nepotism, corruption and shoddy forum coding and we'll be the whales that DS is harpooning

I've been entertained to the point that I'm ok with this

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

kordansk posted:

What kind of backwards explanation is this.

That was only valid while it was live. It's was something like 9 hours long with no proper time stamp.

E: gently caress

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Gilganixon posted:

it was two weeks two days ago

shouldn't it be 12 days by now?

I feel like christmas is coming but it's only january and the only gift anyone's getting is the blubbering of space whales

You honestly don't know anything about games development

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

The Meat Dimension posted:

what the gently caress :psyduck: how is there that much to talk about

Derek was like a small part of it. I don't know, it's like an all day talk show or something. And unless anyone else has a recording of it all of the good stuff was truncated out of it because youtube only saved the last 4 hours

:smith:

Jimb fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Jan 9, 2016

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

D_Smart posted:

Don't get carried away. It's NOT what you think.

BOOO!

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

D_Smart posted:

The fact that you gave those motherfuckers money, man. You're dead to me.

YAAAY!

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

neonbregna posted:

We are all seraph84 technically

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Good loving god, that's in star citizen?

STAR CITIZEN
- Hail Croberts
- gently caress Derek
-Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Nation posted:

We are nearing the peak

Nah man, it always gets worse. That's what makes it magical.

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005
I'll have to admit, it takes a very deluded person to use a negative FOIA response like that.

"Hey guys! The government told me nothing, this proves everything!"

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005
gently caress are we going to get weird again?

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Yeah but how may mocap studios did it take?

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

nopantsjack posted:

Hey, SC thread pals. Whats happened in the last 3.8k posts?

I got as far as Sandi and Beers email exchange and a storm of incredible fooseball GIFs.

Did Chris try and play the "game" again?

Derek had a mouth frothing rant on a livestream that was pretty good.


E:

A Neurotic Jew posted:

for the peeps who don't want to listen to the whole Open House thing, here's the juicy bits:

Smart going full blast on Sandi.

And the WULGE

there's probably some others but these stood out to me.

Jimb fucked around with this message at 09:26 on Jan 10, 2016

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Darkpriest667 posted:

No, go back and read the 3.8k posts like everyone else. You aren't a special snowflake. Unless, You must have a platinum account to read this message

Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

:captainpop:

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Jimb
Feb 14, 2005

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I always forget about the C&C module which allows you to play an RTS from your bridge.

In-game "Voice Attack" system - what is this?

Add on voice control software that became immensely popular on... Elite

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