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alphabettitouretti posted:Here we see redditor /u/ICStarzICstarz failing to comprehend a simple and commonplace saying. He gets a bit fucky about it. ICStarzICstarz posted:I am not freaking, just not really interested in seeing that SA/Goon crap. and if this is what you have to do to get a laugh, then yes you are miserable and pathetic. You want to laugh go watch an old Eddie Murphy movie or something. 
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so the layoffs went through? https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3quxzw/restructuring_layoffs_taking_place_today_in/ some woman named megan is leaving? among others?
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I really love the "Well, yeah, they got offered a job by a REAL game company, why wouldn't they jump ship mid-project?"
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drkeiscool posted:Wait, the SC livestream ran Bob Ross reruns? I would think they wouldn't want to invite the comparison between themselves and a guy who puts out hundreds of real life JPEGs in half an hour each.
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Sarsapariller posted:They are literally doing it right now: http://www.twitch.tv/cigcommunity That's SOON™.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-Xa012yvXY 14:35 - The amount of smugness contained in the following 30 seconds is painful. 18:15 - Does someone have this reddit post/tweet? Lesnick Thor  23:35 - Host spends 45 seconds describing how call-ins work on a radio show. i want to die. this show is 2 hours long. 25:30 - hey it's that part i was looking for. in response to "is there space karate?" "Let me go ahead and give this blanket answer for everything that you hear about in 10 for the Chairman and ATV and everything. These are - they're intentions. There's the things we would like to do. There's the things that we sign our people to explore, to figure out - you know, go and see about making this happen. Then there's the challenge. Then there's - going through and figuring out how to make all this happen. Not everything's going to become a reality exactly the way we spoke about it; not everything's going to work with every other system; it's an exploration - that's what development is. So that's probably why I don't know anything about it because we haven't actually done any work on it yet."
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the first thing he lists as a feature of a nice car: power steering
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Madcosby posted:The craziest part about this mixing minigame is that so much of the full version of the game is required in place for it to serve any purpose everything about their whole design process is like this. rabbit holes everywhere, i can't look up anything about this game without falling into a pit of insanity and bad decisions.  AdzAdama claims the inspiration for this photoshop came to him in a dream, a dream of inter-studio sata ball matches. "what the gently caress is sata ball?" i asked myself. WELLL SATA Ball is a  fully functional, competitive team future-sport that was initially designed and voted on by fans in one of RSI's lore builder updates at the end of 2013.    ok, so then in may of this year, the developers at illfonic say "nope, we're gonna do ender's game actually" and then create an insanely cluttered, over-saturated "Astro Arena". there's no way you could fly around this thing and have any loving clue what's going on, just because of fake space ads. According to the update, these ads are animated and I guess there's also ad drones that fly around? before/after   cut to three months later, and illfonic is in a pickle - nothing is useable or close to release. SATA ball is delayed indeterminately, to be released sometime after Star Marine. cut to later that month, and illfonic isn't even working for cig anymore, and foundry 42 germany has to start the FPS module over almost entirely from scratch. star marine is coming out... never, so sata ball is definitely coming out... after never. but the fans, diligent and faithful as ever, retcon the lore to fit in the new style of SATA Ball, a sport that doesn't and will never exist. this game is a dumb joke quote:"So that's probably why I don't know anything about it because we haven't actually done any work on it yet." -star citizen
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:so what are the rules for autist football? nobody knows, and if foundry 42 germany has any sense they haven't spent a single minute working on it
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AP posted:A bit back someone dumped a load of linkedin profiles in the thread. In California one of CIG staff is listed as "Executive Assistant to the Co-Founder/Vice Chairman/General Counsel at Cloud Imperium Games" on linkedin, google the persons name you get a imdb page with a movie made this year (doesn't seem to be CIG related) and a twitter account where they are self described as an "INTERNATIONAL PRO MAKEUP ARTIST based in LOS ANGELES, CA". Hahaha https://www.linkedin.com/pub/joyce-camille-platon/ab/216/165?trk=pub-pbmap https://twitter.com/joyceplatonmua
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mhyO26bVVw what's your favorite game? uh, star citizen what's your favorite ship? oh wow you know there's so many...
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croberts and sandi, a modern day lewis and clark
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i never want AdzAdama to stop, not never  
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Roland Jones posted:I'm curious too, about this and the whole debacle in general. I know the very general story (overambitious game charges thousands of dollars for pretend ships and produces nothing), but not the details/particular hilarious bits, and the thread(s?) is so massive it'd take forever to read. Is there a good summary available? Also, who's Karl and why does everyone hate him? it might be hard to find a summary of EVERYTHING. there was a lot of great stuff in the last thread that people don't really talk about anymore, just bc it's been discussed to death. i wouldn't worry too much about it, you have the gist and hilarious stuff pops up constantly. karl is a weirdo SC cultist who sometimes posts on these very forums! he's the kind of guy who makes multiple accounts and pretends to be multiple people, so that he can back himself up on his lovely crazy opinions. also i think he doxxed/stalked forums poster Bootcha or something.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:hmmmm I'm not sure why but I think AdzAdama might be insanely dumb. i disagree friend, his work in montage is unparalleled  AdzAdama posted:This is inspired by the mods that do the hard work to keep the forums clean and troll free.  AdzAdama posted:I remember in reverse the verse, Chelsea saying she liked the Australian parrots, known as cockatoo's ; I put all the types I see here, the Red Tailed, Yellow Tailed and over abundant White varieties. I really hope she likes the montage.  AdzAdama posted:This is how I feel being a Star Citizen, Its like being taken to the Promised Land of AC1.0 by the CIG Alien Devs. Thank You for making dreams come true CIG.
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paaaaarp The typeface for the corporate identity was carefully selected to represent simplicity in todays society which relies so heavily on technology.
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i'm sorry citizen, but the margins on the flight manual you posted were far in excess of regulations it is with a heavy heart that i must terminate your employment with nomadic endeavours, llc
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Ghostlight posted:Be who go where you want.  "both you guys need to get on my level or i swear to god this corp's never getting off the ground"
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Lastly, I will cite the Milgram Experiment as a classic (even pre-internet) example
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star citizen corps are awesome. you want to be part of a rad corp, right? how about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TniZk_v0010 The Red Dragon Crime Syndicate - it's like Cowboy Bebop, except it's a guild you can join! BE the bebop! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfedqqZEDic The Shadow Legion - do you like darkness? how about INNER darkness? quote:The Shadow Legion is a dark brotherhood that resides in the overwhelming darkness of space. We're always there, always watching, always ready to strike without a moments notice. ... Our ultimate goal is to have shared space with the Vanduul, our inner darkness being a common trait that they find intriguing and dangerous. quote:The Shadow Legion offers it's condolences and prayers to those affected by the horrific situation to befall those living in and visiting Paris. the shadow legion too blasphemous for your taste? come this way friend, i have the corp for you  Christian Soldiers 7th Division - quote:This is a clan of friendship and fellowship. A clan of building players up and supporting them through prayer. I believe in having good clean fun with friends and also sharing the word of God (King James bible or equivalent) in that we can all learn and grow in the LORD. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQL3WKOkPmw Saints 3G - FAMILY FRIENDLY... 100% CHRISTIAN MEMBERSHIP... PVP SUPPORT... PVE SUPPORT... PRIVATE TEAMSPEAK SERVER... CHRIST CENTERED... BIBLE BASED CONSTITUTION... FELLOWSHIP... BIBLE STUDIES what was that? you're a girl? oh, you want  GIRL GAMERZZZ 
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Mirificus posted:From the Star Citizen Support Group: "We are both addictions counselors in real life"
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McGiggins posted:Wait, so If I join the bible-based constitution one, can I go around and go all testament (Old and New) on everyone? Like, actually follow what the bible says? I have no idea. quote:Section B: Treatment of Non-Members also i hosed up and this guild is actually KJV only too, what is it with aggressively proselytizing christians and KJV? quote:Section B: Ministries quote:Section K: Avatar Attire ErIog posted:This isn't really that a fair point, i've only ever met one addictions counselor, and they were indeed a former addict.
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when you consider that addictions counselors are very often former addicts. Yeah, there are addictions counselors that weren't addicts themselves, but usually if someone is an addictions counselor it means they were an addict at one time.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:If you want WW2 combat and don't care about graphics, go with Il-2 Sturmovik 1946 awesome, thanks. will definitely try il-2 sturmovik; how much war thunder do i have to play to unlock things for free? i'm not really down with the MMO fake currency thing. peter gabriel posted:To add to this if not flying isn't a deal breaker gently caress it and get Burnout Paradise yessss
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the tattoo is temporary, it was for an audition she did. probably gangland or something. the SC community is aware of this and is A-OK with it
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peter gabriel posted:They are my fav bit though in some ways, good fun i'm playing burnout paradise and it's everything i never knew i wanted in a racing game  thank you. and thank YOU STAR CITIZEN
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Octopode posted:You just keep posting the same thing over and over again without actually saying what features were promised that aren't in 2.0. It's real easy; you should have it in one of those Evernote notebooks. you just keep posting the same thing over and over again in this thread, for literally months now that is to say, unreadable pedantic bullshit
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OWLS! posted:Haha, this is LA, no. Still probably cheaper than the beachside Santa Monica property they were at before (which is still what the map shows on their website).
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Holy poo poo, can you guys even imagine if CR streamed himself playing the game ever again, let alone weekly?
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"Any other game developer would have thrown several hundred thousand dollars (or more of OUR money) into a carefully scripted and orchestrated 'perfect presentation'" Estimated costs of competent play demo: Getting a dude to make sure your joystick is plugged in 10 minutes before a presentation: $100,000 Get that same guy to also turn on V-sync: $150,000 Create a back-up plan if the game/computer crashes: $200,000 Have a guy coach Chris Roberts through an hour of his own game so he doesn't look like a loving moron: $300,000 it's probably just dumb hyperbole, but i really like to think that dangerous levels of CIG exposure have totally compromised Citizens' ability to evaluate costs or value. poo poo wait
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BAD BEN, THAT WAS A BAD THING YOU DID BEN AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY NOW is what i think happened
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Tippis posted:I was thinking more along the lines of… holy poo poo
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Praise be the PTU CIG Legends continue to show us, their Talents are so unique and special.  
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