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Tanith: Jul 17, 2005; _{Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores

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F7A Hornet Star Citizen

We are continuing to look at the Star Citizen project, but unfortunately the others will not be taken further.

https://ideas.lego.com/blogs/1-blog/post/46

It'd be cheaper than the JPEG if they ever decided to do it.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 16:26

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# ¿ Mar 18, 2025 18:28

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But why is he in the wheelchair? Because he's :gary:

paaaaaaaaaaaaaarplegic

:downsrim:

I'll show myself out.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 09:48

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Sarsapariller posted:

Thank you again for taking one for the team and sharing the experience with us.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 09:53

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Lowtax posted:

I WON CUSTODY OF MY KID BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY NOW I GET SPACESHIP JPGS TO FLY IN DA VERSE

A good intro for Star Captains Courageous right here. His son will clip through the hull of dad's Constellation Phoenix one day and be rescued by a lowly Portuguese scrap hauler on a starter Aurora.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 17:55

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Thronde posted:

Fret not commando. This train is nuclear, and it is just warming up.

Chris Roberts' latest movie Blowparper.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 19:08

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Why is the only video I actually want to see from RSI delayed? :sigh:

# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 21:45

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"No scarves on these characters, maybe later"

:mad:

# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 22:41

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What "best marketer" or whatever superlative did Sandi use in her meltdown with Beer? I'm editing a song for EightAce and I can't find the bit I need.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2016 20:16

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G0RF posted:

If any exist I beg you to keep them far from this thread. For our sake, her kids sake, this thread 's sake and yes, even Sandi's sake.

She should be judged on the basis of her actions at CIG, and there is ample material with which to judge her fitness as a leader, her qualifications as a marketer, her decency as a person.

If she did ill-advised things in her past life as an actress (as so many seem to do) I'd feel genuine grief on her behalf to see her humiliated by it now. Bad as she seems to be she deserves better than that. Even she.

Agreeing with this, you loving creeps. There are enough laughs to go around, don't ruin my immersion.

Unrelated, does someone have the Lesnick-thread-closed image?

# ¿ Jan 30, 2016 21:03

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnb7EqfykF4&hd=1
As he crashed back to the desktop
Star Marine dev had truly stopped
He came into Sandi's Office
"Reverse The Verse? It was flawless."
He thought he was home free
But she read his post: "PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP Sandi"
So he ran into the board room
He was fired, 'cause he's a goon

EightAce, are you OK?
So, EightAce, are you OK?
Are you OK, EightAce?
EightAce, are you OK?
So, EightAce, are you OK?
Are you OK, EightAce?
EightAce, are you OK?
So, EightAce, are you OK?
Are you OK, EightAce?
EightAce, are you OK?
So, EightAce, are you OK?
Are you OK, EightAce?

(EightAce, are you OK?)
(Will you tell us that you're OK?)
(We are worried that you are dead)
(Because you posted in our thread EightAce)
(She found out about your PAAAAAAARPment)
(Customer Support's not your department)
(Then you ran into the boardroom)
(You were fired)
('Cause you're a goon)

EightAce, are you OK?
So, EightAce, are you OK?
Are you OK, EightAce?
EightAce, are you OK?
So, EightAce, are you OK?
Are you OK, EightAce?
EightAce, are you OK?
So, EightAce, are you OK?
Are you OK, EightAce?
You've been turned by
You've been turned by
That drat Derek Smart

And what of Star Citizen's fate?
What a poor state, no release date
Star Marine no information?
This is not how game dev is done

EightAce, are you OK?
So, EightAce, are you OK?
Are you OK, EightAce?
EightAce, are you OK?
So, EightAce, are you OK?
Are you OK, EightAce?
EightAce, are you OK?
So, EightAce, are you OK?
Are you OK, EightAce?
EightAce, are you OK?
So, EightAce, are you OK?
Are you OK, EightAce?

(EightAce, are you OK?)
(Will you tell us that you're OK?)
(We are worried that you are dead)
(Because you posted in our thread EightAce)
(She found out about your PAAAAAAARPment)
(Customer Support's not your department)
(Then you ran into the boardroom)
(You were fired)
('Cause you're a goon)

(EightAce are you OK?)
(So EightAce are you OK?)
(Are you OK, EightAce?)
(You've been turned by)
(We've been burned by
That drat Derek Smart)

THREAD CLOSED!

PAAAAAAAAAAAARP
(EightAce, are you OK?)
I don't know!
(Will you tell us that you're OK?)
I don't know!
(We are worried that you are dead)
I don't know!
(Because you posted in our thread EightAce)
I don't know!
(We know you signed a no disclosure)
I don't know!
(But the release date is no closer)
I don't know why baby!
(Then you ran into the boardroom)
I don't know!
(You were fired)
('Cause you're a goon, EightAce!)

(EightAce, are you OK?)
Dang gone it, baby!
(Will you tell us that you're OK?)
Dang gone it, baby!
(We are worried that you are dead)
Dang gone it, baby!
(Because you posted in our thread EightAce)
PAAAAAAAAARP PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP
(Didn't sell enough ship JPEG's)
Dang gone it!
(Hope you've got a good nest egg)
PAAAAARP PAAAAARP PAAAAARP
(Then you ran into the boardroom)
Dang gone it!
(You were fired)
('Cause you're a goon)
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP

# ¿ Jan 30, 2016 21:29

Tanith: Jul 17, 2005; _{Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores

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Gilganixon posted:

that quiz said I'm a whale but I've given less than $5000 to CIG. what gives?

You're a porpoise.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2016 18:48

Tanith: Jul 17, 2005; _{Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores

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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Oh god, Lesnick is going to end up inside a barrel, isn't he?

A crate, actually.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2016 08:31

Tanith: Jul 17, 2005; _{Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores

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Raskolnikov posted:

Star citizen is these nerds mistress. They get off on just giving money to be financially dominated.

https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/i-make-200k-a-year-demanding-money-from-men-online

I need a better job...

Hiding the amount of money you've spent on jpeg's from your wife? Sounds about right. But then there's the guy who has carrack night once a week with his family.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2016 09:57

Tanith: Jul 17, 2005; _{Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores

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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

That's a pretty ace stimpire torture controller

Stealing someone's ride in a game is an essential gameplay mechanic that makes things fun, whether you're taking a child's bicycle, killing a charging horseman, yanking someone out of a car or shooting a helicopter pilot. Star Citizen is not currently capable of supporting similar mechanics. What's the point of a shoulder-railgun if you can't shoot someone in a spaceship with it?

# ¿ Feb 1, 2016 10:12

Tanith: Jul 17, 2005; _{Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores

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In the dystopian VERY NEAR FUTURE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwATtaaMCos&hd=1&t=191s

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 05:47

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Dusty Lens posted:

Time to recolor the original concept art yellow, purple and aqua marine and sell them for $25, $35 and $55 markups!

Alexander Calder ship skins.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 22:21

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BluestreakBTHR posted:

Wait, is this from just now? Who are both these people again?

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 18:19

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Truga posted:

The yellow on black of this makes me think they'd be better off rebranding it as weightloss for dummies.

BMan posted:

Here you go!!!

What software did you use to clip out the black and shrink it down?

# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 22:03

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fuzzknot posted:

Oh God what I have done.

I can't wait to see the tiny Rikki-Tikki-Tavi that will be .

I was thinking this but with Sandi as the cobra.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 22:05

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fuzzknot posted:

Bah; Karl's the metaphorical cobra even if Sandi looks the part.

Perhaps the reddit alien then?

# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 22:23

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fuzzknot posted:

WIENER SCHNITZEL

Try rubbing on paprika and garlic powder with the salt and pepper next time.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 05:25

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Derek, why is there no drink mixing on the Starguard? :mad:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 21:13

Tanith: Jul 17, 2005; _{Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores

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Someone asked if I had heard of Star Citizen today. I told him to watch the video of Chris playing his own game. Hopefully I've done him a favor.

:yarg:

# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 05:40

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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

i registered in 2002 just to ruin Battlecruiser 3000AD

# ¿ Feb 28, 2016 09:56

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Shadowlyger posted:

So I just had an interesting conversation with a friend, which culminated in this fine quote.

Amspergris?

# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 06:44

Tanith: Jul 17, 2005; _{Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores

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Unrelated to the current surge of drama: hey Toops, can we have the hangar module in Solar Plebian where you can admire the ships renamed to "The Paarping Garage"?

# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 00:11

Tanith: Jul 17, 2005; _{Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores

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Toops, both your vids were great.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 06:01

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https://giant.gfycat.com/InconsequentialNegativeGreatwhiteshark.webm

:yarg:

# ¿ May 23, 2016 23:59

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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

"Roughly two years ago, John Pritchett had flown out from Kansas and everyone was working to get Arena Commander out but the ships just started acting weird. John spent two or three days trying to figure out what was going on. Finally he walked up to the other engineers and said Our ships are underwater. Turns out that by default CryEngine has water under every level so anything that goes below 0 on the z-axis is considered to be underwater even when youre in space!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhx_0AIniws

I don't think this is the kind of immersion anyone had in mind when discussing this project. :smith:

# ¿ May 24, 2016 20:40

Tanith: Jul 17, 2005; _{Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores

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Congrats to :corsair:

and everyone else on your refunds.

Here's the two animals in my life, since we haven't had any posted this page.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 17:58

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beep_boop posted:

e: momma and baby catte

Don't image leech from NatGeo, just rehost it on imgur or something.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2016 20:23

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TheAgent posted:

dudes I won't even post the rumors

It's gonna be xmas

at least let us shake the boxes under the tree :mad:

# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 20:50

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Decrepus posted:

I just don't know which branch is more retarded anymore.

The ~~Star~~ Marine Corps.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 23:45

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# ¿ Mar 18, 2025 18:28

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DapperDon posted:

Tannins. The word you are looking for is wood tannins. That is what leeches from the barrels and mellows the harshness of the alcohol. Smaller barrels have less surface area to actually come into contact with and a shorter aging period means less interaction with those tannins. Source - Jack Daniels distillery tour I went on last year.

And the lignin in barrels can break down and give you a vanilla flavor, too!

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 02:56

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