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blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

Good lord this is awkward to watch.

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blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

fuctifino posted:

I just realised I haven't posted a pic of my house panther yet



Nice catte. The claws on that thing invoke fear.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVHJ6OwTYWc

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

A Neurotic Jew posted:

Imagine being this guy.

I died a little on the inside.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez
This piece of poo poo is awful. All they talk about is what's going to be on sale...

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez
They test this MMO with 12 people per server? poo poo. I was rolling in 16-man servers back in college days. That tech's been done folks.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

guy on reddit taking the reins posted:

Right now I've got a working multiplayer system, a completely retextured M50 and as I said before a basic flight model.

So far this dude has shown me more than CIG.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

LCL-Dead posted:

That kind of money would pay off all of my debt, provide a down payment (a small one at least) on a house and buy me a car..

Wow, that's a horrifically sad person.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

1500 posted:

Some angry nerd poo poo

That escalated quickly.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

Mirificus posted:

A Star Citizen conspiracy theorist wants the aliens they envision in the game.



They linked to this website: PIPERON - THE STAR RACES - Intl. Starseed Network



Which is full of bizarre videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfH3msKq8G8

I hope these "star races" are into rape fantasies because oh boy am I ready.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

There aren't enough airhorns for this.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

Goredema posted:

Hong Kong Godfather

Also, congratulations, Bootcha.

Hell with all this CIG talk. We need to focus a little more on what looks like a fantastic piece of cinema.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

FrankieGoes posted:

You'll be able to get any ship in game.

You're making a pretty serious assumption here friend...

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

Eonwe posted:

i literally can't imagine that

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

Sappo569 posted:

I'm the dev wearing a biker jacket trying to look hardcore

Sleeveless leather baby. SPREAD IT ON.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez


Well...I wasn't the only curious one.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

Thank you for this.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

Bootcha posted:

Have they shown anything other than movie stuff and jpegs?

I feel like this question is rhetorical.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez


This guy gets it.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

Dante80 posted:

A bunch of crap for sale.

Wow, I thought you were making this up at first but it's real. What a loving scam.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

Berious posted:

Not missing anything it looks like Chris is taking questions about poo poo no one cares about

He legit only cares about this game as a movie. Those are the only fielded questions.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez
I enjoy that the Twitch moderators are systematically deleting comments about DEREK SMART.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

Mr.Tophat posted:

Okay, a buddy of mine turned up to my house and asked, 'What is Star Citizen?' because I'm watching this stream.

Where the gently caress do I begin goons?

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez


Vincent's SO getting laid tonight.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez
Wow, what a blatant cash grab. Here's this loving sweet virtual lounge bro that only a few people can get into right now. BUT HOLD ON. WHAT ABOUT ME YOU SAY? For the low low bargain basement price of 1000$ american dollars, YOU TOO can be a lonely fat nerd hanging out in a virtual lounge that will never actually be released!

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

AP posted:

Not sure if I'm being trolled.

You are.


This is pretty fantastic too.

blueberrysmith fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Nov 20, 2015

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

Truga posted:

Speaking of Space Engineers, if you want a better minecraft that is also in sci-fi space and on planets, it's 50% off right now: http://store.steampowered.com/app/244850/

Is Space Engineers actually any good? Can I build a ship that looks like a giant dong and troll people endlessly?

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

EightAce posted:

There from that Vincent Character that they unveiled last night.Chris just likes to watch

That's going to be in the expansion. Star Citizen 3.0 - Chris gets Cucked

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

What the hell kind of rabbit hole are you trying to send people down man?

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

Nailed it.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

Paladinus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI5xc8JCazI

Finally, a gameplay video we were waiting for.

Hot drat. I've got some disposable income to throw at this. Maybe they can offer me a jpeg of a custom robot dog?

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez
These streams are literally the worst thing I've watched. Ever.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez
Did they post somewhere what was actually supposed to be "new" in this 2.0 release? It looks a lot like all the other leaked footage I've seen.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

Daztek posted:

I'm watching BadNewsBaron and he's crashed 5 times so far and only got into a ship once(then it crashed again). But it's okay, it's alpha.

Holy poo poo you weren't kidding. This is their release? Did anyone actually test this prior to releasing this to 1000 idiots to mess around with? Seems like the very basics don't really work.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

A. Beaverhausen posted:

The parts of the star citizen threads when people are complimentary towards anything involved in star citizen are the worst parts.

This can't be overstated. You guys are ruining my immersion.

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

Octopode posted:

Yes, which means you can see exactly what I'm talking about. Almost all of the crashes are proceeded by the screen going totally black, then the client getting disconnected; that's a server issue, not a client crash.

shut up octopode

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

CoreFire posted:

words words words

I'm so glad you're here. I've been waiting for this thread to really come to life.

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blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

D_Smart posted:

So I will leave you alone to play with the others.

I think this is the wrong approach. Keep lighting his fire. Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

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