BMan posted:

Somebody said that it's a snake oil thing, like those magnetic bracelets.

Daztek posted:

AP posted:

https://gfycat.com/CommonUnconsciousBluebreastedkookaburra

Toops posted:

Goonrathi: Think millenium falcon in terms of weathered, stitched together but reliable/performant/functional ships.



Sperg: Ultra slick, super-luxury ships obsessed with outward appearance, superfluous flashy crap, with no consideration about how they'll fly or perform.



Stimpire: Menacing, sleek, alien, dark, bent on destruction, etc.

Reharakhti posted:

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Daztek posted:

I don't think that post was a very good idea

Daztek posted:

Daztek posted:

lol they're showing the timelapse with all the broken fizzix

Daztek posted:

yesss, the erin interview still has cardboard sandi right in the middle

Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

You did kinda hint at something...

Tokamak posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4ctbdt/sq42_script/
http://pastebin.com/G8fNs8dT

SelenicMartian posted:

Reminder, that the script confirmed that Full Burn is an in-universe song.

Wafflz posted:

oops

Wafflz posted:

Milky Moor posted:

I'm so close to the code but I've no idea how to even begin figuring out the last clue.

MeLKoR posted:

There are clues within clues and clues outside of clues. A few people figured it out on the second day.

Dogstoyevsky posted:

Ag Bengip posted:

Now that the big prank has been revealed: Is the ELE actually a real thing, or is it just more "Read my July blog. This game, as promised, will never be released. They picked a fight with the one guy in the industry you don't want to mess with."

Eonwe posted:

who misses Archergate

Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

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AP posted:

Apologies I lose track sometimes of who's actually serious or not.

Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

e: fixed

ZenMaster posted:

Derek, it's still PW protected, come on I want breakfast and hellfire!

Beexoffel posted:

You need to here: http://www.dereksmart.org/2016/04/star-citizen-the-ele/

Paramemetic posted:

Derek has a bad signal to noise ratio because he has a kind of neurosis about trying to be clear, but rather than being concise he over explains everything and provides a ton of context. This is characteristic of many of the great internet warlords, especially from the Usenet days. And it goes with assuming your target reader is either uninformed or an idiot - both fair bets with the general readers but not with goons or redditors who are already committed. That's okay, he doesn't have to convince us and he won't convince them.

If you don't read this blog expecting bombshells it's a nice summary of the state of the paaarp. If you go into this looking for ELE level ordinance you're going to be disappointed. But if you stop scrutinizing the finger and look at the procedurally generated moon it's pointing to, you can get a glimpse of the apocalypse Derek sees in his waking dreams.

Toops posted:

Also, Derek, credit the loving artwork you jacked in there.

D_Smart posted:

Correction. B_of_Inforedux was neither run off, nor did he "call me out". he made some comments which 1) I didn't even acknowledge 2) people took issue with and responded to - ALL of which we do here, 24-7

Again, either you didn't read the past 300 threads, or you're just bellyaching because a bunch of your "DS hating, SC shills" friends are 1) about to be outed - by me 2) you think you're next 3) you didn't expect that the SC shills here, who we have barely tolerated, would be in the firing line

Here's the thing: you're all hosed. I don't take prisoners, and I simply don't give a gently caress about people long enough to care. Which part of my history did you miss? And which part gave you - or anyone - the impression that I actually cared?

I'm at war, and I intend to win it. By any means necessary There is no other way.

When Moma stepped over the line by bringing in RL (what does my moving violation have to do with my criticism of a game?), he sent a message. SA heard that message. And I heard it too. Note that I've only ever posted to him one here.

Now I know who he is, what school he went to, and what grades he got in the bar exam. It's who I am. It's what I do. It's why when people dumb enough to bring in RL into an Internet discussion, I throw out whatever morality I have because it's warfare; and there are no innocents.

That's all there is to it. So gently caress you.

D_Smart posted:

Maybe you should tell us the circumstances surrounding your CIG exit. Or shall I?

Beet Wagon posted:

It's all true:

(Black Dragonfish)

Xaerael posted:

Fish tongue parasites have always been my biggest aquatic nightmare fuel. Imagine catching your dinner for the night and finding this dude chilling in it's mouth...