Practising, in preparation for the darts game.

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Ball Cupper: ~beautiful in my own way~

Getting my throwing arm in, ready for the darts game tonight. Can't wait to see what kind of numbers I can hit! Also can't wait to see what kind of food they have at the pub (the only reason I play haha)

What numbers should I throw my darts at tonight?

# ? Oct 26, 2015 18:24

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:08

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

4 seems like a solid choice. what kind of food do you like to see there? obv the only reason to hit the pub.

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Oct 26, 2015 18:26

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

use lawn darts and decimate the board and the wall and the competition

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# ? Oct 26, 2015 18:27

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

throw a whole handful of darts at once. this establishes dominance and they'll have to buy you food

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Oct 26, 2015 18:29

alnilam

Ball Cupper posted:

What numbers should I throw my darts at tonight?

You don't throw at the numbers, you throw at the pie slices next to the numbers

# ? Oct 26, 2015 18:29

Ball Cupper: ~beautiful in my own way~

4 is a pretty good number.

A bit ago on one of our home games, we had some chilli and garlic bread. They did it in a slow cooker for a while, and it was nice and spicy. Last week on an away game we just had some chunks of meat, mostly gristle.

mailorder bees! posted:

throw a whole handful of darts at once. this establishes dominance and they'll have to buy you food

They actually do the food for free - I'm sure we make up for it with the drinks! On home games we like to pass a footy card around, contribute towards the food

# ? Oct 26, 2015 18:30

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alnilam posted:

You don't throw at the numbers, you throw at the pie slices next to the numbers

oh man, you're right! welp, looks like the best number then is clearly 3.14

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# ? Oct 26, 2015 18:32

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alnilam posted:

You don't throw at the numbers, you throw at the pie slices next to the numbers

And don't forget the cider

whatever you hunt, you eat/drink. That's the law of the pub, baby!

# ? Oct 26, 2015 18:38

Ball Cupper: ~beautiful in my own way~

Never forget the cider.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 18:42

hemp

don't be wasteful op there's food at home

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# ? Oct 26, 2015 22:44

dogcrash truther

you dont throw at just one number, you throw at a sequence so try hitting 4 and then 20, or 6 an d then 9, or 14, and then 8 twice

# ? Oct 26, 2015 23:13

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

If you hit bullseye you have to go for the robin hood with the next one (split the bullseye dart into two)

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:37

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I never really knew how to play darts until I played it on GTA4

# ? Oct 28, 2015 06:13

FutonForensic

i threw a dart into the back of my own head and got DQ'd from the tourney. Not what i was going for but an improvement over last year

# ? Oct 28, 2015 21:09

Scaly Haylie

where'd the op go, i'm worried

# ? Oct 28, 2015 22:33

Ball Cupper: ~beautiful in my own way~

We lost the game, overall, but I won my singles match. It was close, can't complain too badly. Food was curry

Practising, in preparation for the next darts game.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 22:35