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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




literally.



Star Citizen devs spent countless hours gluing motion capture markers to Gary Oldman's face and then paying him to repeatedly blow. This is allegedly the most realistic digital representation of Gary Oldman blowing of all time.

To honor this crowdfunded achievement I thought we could showcase other places where Garly Oldman could be blowing instead of doing other things.







Cutout for easy use:

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Entry (October 26, 2015): All has been revealed. I fear the worst.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008




yup

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Neat. I'm going to get this once I've finished Train Simulator.

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive


gary oldmans diary posted:

Entry (October 26, 2015): All has been revealed. I fear the worst.

loving hell how long were u waiting for this thread you sad oval office

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Rond
Mar 2, 2015




Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Roy
Sep 24, 2007


Chris Roberts just looked at his fanbase and this is what he saw

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009



thisd is going to be the greatest game ever and save pc gaming

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009



move over gone home

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?





College Slice

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001



:nws: http://i.imgur.com/nPKxLBz.png :nws:

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork


Fun Shoe


not clicking because i'm at work but i bet i already know what this is

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:






:stare:

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012



deep impact on vhs posted:

not clicking because i'm at work but i bet i already know what this is

If you thought it was the Goatse image with Gary Oldman's face as the rear end and his mouth as the butthole, you're a lot better at guessing this poo poo than I am.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN



:perfect:

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!



Unfunny Poster posted:

If you thought it was the Goatse image with Gary Oldman's face as the rear end and his mouth as the butthole, you're a lot better at guessing this poo poo than I am.

Yeah I was just thinking dicks, but that is pretty revolutionary

etalian
Mar 20, 2006




goatse like Hitler will forever remain a offensive pop culture symbol

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


Pillbug


yee

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork


Fun Shoe

Unfunny Poster posted:

If you thought it was the Goatse image with Gary Oldman's face as the rear end and his mouth as the butthole, you're a lot better at guessing this poo poo than I am.

so i was right? gently caress yeah :krad:

Rond
Mar 2, 2015



What the... :aaaaa:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


5

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013


Wretched Harp


My god

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011



gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


DEAD MAN'S SHOE posted:

loving hell how long were u waiting for this thread you sad oval office
12 years next month

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos


Incombibulator
Dec 9, 2014

I'm ready for my close-up
Ms. Gardiner...




Grimey Drawer

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015


swedish mafia money spill

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn



i would be very happy to know if my fake spaceship purchase led to mocap gary oldman blowjobs

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015


When derek smart asks, I will release the dick pick of accerlor wraith, aka dickwulf

till then the records ae sealed/

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer


This thread will be Chris Robert's true legacy.

pftc
Oct 1, 2015




Classic

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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots

Buglord


gold mine

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008





pftc
Oct 1, 2015



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NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009



i honestly feel like his lips look kind of dry here for a proper blow job

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

I DON'T ALWAYS
HERDY DUR MUR FLERP FLERPITY
FLOOPIN
BUT WHEN I DO
I YER DER FLERPITY
THURN DER DERMIN
BORK! BORK! BORK!




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Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012



Just an FYI, supposedly the Star Citizen reddit community are mass reporting some of the images Goons made mocking the game and getting them autoremoved from imgur.

At least, that's the story which if true is loving hilarious.

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