Gary Oldman blows in Star Citizen

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Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

literally.

Star Citizen devs spent countless hours gluing motion capture markers to Gary Oldman's face and then paying him to repeatedly blow. This is allegedly the most realistic digital representation of Gary Oldman blowing of all time.

To honor this crowdfunded achievement I thought we could showcase other places where Garly Oldman could be blowing instead of doing other things.

Cutout for easy use:

# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 18:32

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 01:10

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

I can't wait for Reddit to go after Gary Oldman photoshops really because I can then rehost them and this thread will blow up.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 01:21

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 12:05

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 17:12

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 20:46

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

2DCAT posted:

the new smilie is much smaller and not nearly as satisfying

lmao, who thought this was a good idea

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 22:41

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Palpek posted:

# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 19:42

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

djwetmouse posted:

Also

# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 22:05

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Lodin posted:

Has anyone tried to take this image and putting it on an actual 3D model in Postal 2 or something? I'm tempted to try.
Actually a special edition of Postal 2 with everyone including Gary Coleman being Oldman would be amazing.

I gave it a shot, that's the best I could do.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 12:16

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

garbage day posted:

Cheers!

Hey man, thanks a lot, you own :gary:

# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 19:49

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

I'm not done yet.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 20:18

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Pneub posted:

# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 22:31

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Lastgirl posted:

not enough facial movements, eyebrows barely move

It seems they only had enough money for motion capture markers around Gary Oldman's mouth as they blew all the rest on his salary.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 20:19

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Regalingualius posted:

Would someone mind going to the effort of making an av out of this? I... I need this.

If you prefer it mirrored:

# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 12:46

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Regalingualius posted:

Thank you, kind sir!

...Now to think of a caption.

"I will win this, simply because I know that I am RIGHT. There is absolutely NO way on this God's Earth whereby RSI/CIG will EVER get away with this. I am going to burn ALL their JPEG ships to ashes. There will be NOTHING left by the time I am done. NOTHING."

- Derek Smart

# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 21:45

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

AFAIK Derek Smart got a hall pass for the duration of the Star Citizen Kane fiasco.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 00:36

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 01:10

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Devian666 posted:

and need to be balanced out. They're like lopsided balls at the moment.

Jesus, there's a :yarg:

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 09:53

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