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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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amaranthine
Aug 27, 2009
I AM A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING
lindsey graham: vote for me, I'm not very smart

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"How would I fix the economy? I'd bomb some people!" ~ Graham, for the entire next two hours.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
They're all talking too fast. Slow down boys. We've got two hours and just four of you.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
pfffffhahahahahaha Jindal goddammit.

Pavlov
Oct 21, 2012

I've long been fascinated with how the alt-right develops elaborate and obscure dog whistles to try to communicate their meaning without having to say it out loud
Stepan Andreyevich Bandera being the most prominent example of that
Is Jindal capable of not dodging a question?

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
"I think that's a false choice."

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I want Graham to pull out some whiskey and pour himself some shots on stage. I'd vote for him.

Confounding Factor
Jul 4, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Joementum posted:

"How would I fix the economy? I'd bomb some people!" ~ Graham, for the entire next two hours.

He'll do it while crying.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Okay seriously Lindsey come on.

amaranthine
Aug 27, 2009
I AM A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING

Pavlov posted:

Is Jindal capable of not dodging a question?

Speaking of dodging a question...

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
LMAO Lindsey Graham gonna mention this all night and drop out tomorrow, God bless.

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
Oh, here Graham goes with our enemies...

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Did Graham not understand this debate is about the economy or did I misunderstand?

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Your money, your vote

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Moderator:Is it a phony budget?

Graham: Let's bomb some browns.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Lindsay is physically incapable of saying anything that isn't related to the military....

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012
You know what's bad about this budget? ISIS -Graham

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Oh, lord. Stop, Lindsey. Stop.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
Graham's "terrorist safe havens" line is completely made up, right?

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
Pataki going full-Webb tonight.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I don't know if I can do this, guys. I don't think I can make it.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Pataki is taking the Jim Webb route tonight.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Was it pointed out that one of the pre-debate pundits was Rick Santelli, who started the Tea Party movement on behalf of the hedge fund dipshits? That was fun.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Beforehand posted:

Pataki going full-Webb tonight.

He's going to admit to a murder before this debate is over

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

"i intend to be a commander in chief who can win a war we can't afford to lose"

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
As usual, Pataki is the adult in the room... pity he won't win.

Confounding Factor
Jul 4, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
LOLOLOL this guy I'm listening to, who is describing the rhetoric of republicans:

He called Carson the Twain or Hans Christian Anderson of the presidential race.

Repub voters are turned off by complicated sentences.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Ben Jacobs @Bencjacobs
INBOX: Jeb Bush announces endorsement by Dan Quayle

the debates don't matter any more guys jeb! won, lets go watch NBA or the World Series

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Need a cartoon of Santorum charging forward, under withering fire, using a confused and terrified Steve Forbes as a human shield.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Bye, bye, Bobby.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I don't think he heard the question.

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
Oooh,my, hard question to Jindal...

And he'd do it all again, too

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
if i keep repeating the same poo poo over and over again i'll surely go up in the polls :downs:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
LOL: "You had a surplus when you came in and now you have a deficit. Are you going to do the same thing for America as you did for Louisiana?" :allears:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



How much of what he's saying about LA right now is a flagrant lie and how much is stretched truth?

lol RIP Jindal wtf

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Absurd Alhazred posted:

LOL: "You had a surplus when you came in and now you have a deficit. Are you going to do the same thing for America as you did for Louisiana?" :allears:

Abso-loving-lutely!

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Absurd Alhazred posted:

LOL: "You had a surplus when you came in and now you have a deficit. Are you going to do the same thing for America as you did for Louisiana?" :allears:

His response was literally "Yes, I will"

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
Jindal: The USA will be the next Greece.

Hmmm, perhaps, but maybe not.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Absurd Alhazred posted:

LOL: "You had a surplus when you came in and now you have a deficit. Are you going to do the same thing for America as you did for Louisiana?" :allears:

Well, he'll have a deficit coming in, maybe he can make it into a surplus :downs:

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AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
Jindal also destroyed LA's economy. :downsbravo:

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