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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Hey Kid!
I'm a Computer! :cenobite:

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Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Gazpacho posted:

that's what SA gets for not using stock vbulletin

you dont have to use stock poo poo to take advantage of devops or paas offerings. :eng101:

sadly I peddle this poo poo for a living while i'm between.. you know.. actual work

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by XyloJW

Ramsus posted:

Before posting, please ask yourself the following question: "Am I making a post which is either funny, informative, or interesting on any level?"

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by XyloJW

Shadow posted:

you dont have to use stock poo poo to take advantage of devops or paas offerings. :eng101:

sadly I peddle this poo poo for a living while i'm between.. you know.. actual work

leave DB3 alone you rear end in a top hat

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


I heard once that a xenon was a good thing for a server so maybe tape like 3 of them together and put it in the case.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

ballass posted:

leave DB3 alone you rear end in a top hat

lol

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

EB Nulshit posted:

can we enable the 4d3d3d3 yet

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Cool it with the WoW lingo tia.

Baby Town Frolics
Mar 21, 2008

It's like we've got each other's backs.
Does it play Doom?

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

lonesomedwarf posted:

does cloud computing mean that you think while farting because i do half of that already

This but unironically

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

yay the cloud :yayclod:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
p2p distributed forums
i give you some posts from shsc you give me some from samart
aatrek tries to download pics of goon kids
everyone wins

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

lonesomedwarf posted:

does cloud computing mean that you think while farting because i do half of that already

haha

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
How long will the rebuild take?

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Have you considered hosting our posts via the Bitcoin Blockchain?

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
So what all this boils down to is that it's easier to just rebuild everything from scratch than it would be to get around to re-naming GBS to The Rowdy Trout in all the directories and poo poo?

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

Nintendo is just now embracing the cloud.

Congratulations, you're as behind the curve as Nintendo.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

FPzero posted:

Nintendo is just now embracing the cloud.

Congratulations, you're as behind the curve as Nintendo.
i heard nintendo was planning on thinking about a strategy involving online play for their next console after the console after the wii u
which is rumored to be a collectible card game of some sort

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

gary oldmans diary posted:

i heard nintendo was planning on thinking about a strategy involving online play for their next console after the console after the wii u
which is rumored to be a collectible card game of some sort

It'll be a printer that attaches to your GameCube and prints out cards over the internet

it will still be impossible to transfer your card collection between printers

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
I don't think you're qualified to know what you're talking about, Lowtax

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



try using a computer

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

FPzero posted:

Nintendo is just now embracing the cloud.

Congratulations, you're as behind the curve as Nintendo.

you can't embrace a cloud, idiot, it's all water vapor and condensation

everyone get a load of this god drat idiot

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Ryoshi posted:

you can't embrace a cloud, idiot, it's all water vapor and condensation

everyone get a load of this god drat idiot
Sometimes I wanna put myself in a cloud

a cloud of WEED

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
CHMOD the entire forum to 000 and be done with it.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i heard cloud computing is cheaper lowtax so and therefore you should lower the cost of a forums account to $5

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
also did db3 contain all the good posts or something cause all i see is bad posts rn

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i can't cum in the beans

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
that's totally RAIDical

alternatively,

that's so RAIDven

dogdisaster
May 31, 2014

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
I've got a TNT2 Pro laying around that you can have

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Lowtax posted:

WHEEEEEEE soon we will kickoff a rebuild and use Steadfast's hands on to swap out db3 for one that works! Then, when we're functioning, we will prepare to move to CLOOOOOUUUUUD COMPUUUUUUUUTTIIIIIIIINGGGGGG

will it be weed cloud computing?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I sure hope it's Y2K compatible :ohdear:

Moltke
May 13, 2009
How many gigabytes do I need for this?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Shadow posted:

IaaS is so 2013. All about PaaS now, grandpa.

Piss as a Service

Asclepius Hot Rod
Apr 5, 2009
Can't you just put the forums on a flash drive?

That's what my grandson did, he put my cat pictures on a flash drive and printed them out at wal-mark.

He's a such a good boy!

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Do you have a healer? I'm not going to wait around until you have a healer. Get a healer first and then msg me.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Lowtax posted:

Sometimes I wanna put myself in a cloud

a cloud of WEED

We get it. You vape.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Windows 98 posted:

We get it. You vape.

a weed vaporiser can be called an "electric jazz cigarette"

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
nic vapers are just electric robot dicks though. one of my friends calls them "mouth fedoras" lol

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Sometimes I wonder where my dollars have gone....$10 for an account, more money to have an AV, a title, being able to search....

But it's times like this that I know....I just KNOW....First class A1 tech support does not come cheap, and I know Great Leader and team are all over it like a few crippled flies in dessicated poo poo.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
VAPE CULTURE!!!!

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