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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
every plat you buy gets 1 more megabyte to fill with posts

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

maybe its plugged in backwards

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

I hope they have the right screwdriver this time

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Mozi posted:

every plat you buy gets 1 more megabyte to fill with posts

$10 a megabyte???? WOOOAAAHHHHHHH what is this, 1991? :xd:

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Chinatown posted:

VAPE CULTURE!!!!

It's Vape Life, dickhole.



este
Feb 17, 2004

Boing!
Dinosaur Gum
Realtalk Lowtax, the cloud is great but make sure you are tracking the gently caress out of your service billing, especially with bandwidth. That poo poo will creep up on you tragically fast

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

dogdisaster posted:

I've got a TNT2 Pro laying around that you can have
there are pros and cons to this card lowtax but i think you should take him up on this offer
look at the comparisons:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWzWdwj9NvU

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


no clustered databasees in some sort of failover setup?? crazy.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im chaotic neuteral

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

DB 3 doesn't actually exist, some wise guy labeled the DBs 1 2 and 4.

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I tried to rename FYAD to DB3 as a joke and it said the name was already in use so I just clicked overwrite.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i'm really nervous about this rebuild as DB3 is where i've been stashing my gay anime slash fiction for the past fourteen years

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
my DB3 used to get drunk and hit my mommy. dont worry he was moved to the cloud and he cant hurt nobody nomore

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i'm really nervous about this rebuild as DB3 is where i've been stashing my gay anime slash fiction for the past fourteen years

Never put all you gay anime slash fiction in one basket

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Ralp posted:

I tried to rename FYAD to DB3 as a joke and it said the name was already in use so I just clicked overwrite.
remember when you deleted the forums

do you ever regret that it wasn't permanent

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Lowtax why does the donation thing not work, the donation amount changes to random poo poo when you put in your info, I just want to help the forums ):

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Nooner posted:

Lowtax why does the donation thing not work, the donation amount changes to random poo poo when you put in your info, I just want to help the forums ):

Post in the banme sticky

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
how big is the entire SA archives? could it all fit on a 3 TB hard drive?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Will we be getting Amazon ads?

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
This will end badly, clouds disappear.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

clouds also form into superclouds and then storms, and then lightning and thunder and rrrrrgh it's gonna be badass man, loving metal

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
lowtax dont put lightning on the forums :ohdear:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Run the whole forum off a gen 4 iPad.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I chipped in some money lowtax but forgot I could have just bought archives with that money so could you give me archives for my donation, thanks

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

Lowtax posted:

WHEEEEEEE soon we will kickoff a rebuild and use Steadfast's hands on to swap out db3 for one that works! Then, when we're functioning, we will prepare to move to CLOOOOOUUUUUD COMPUUUUUUUUTTIIIIIIIINGGGGGG

Why don't you have redundancy?

How many nines does SA's uptime have?

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

nic vapers are just electric robot dicks though. one of my friends calls them "mouth fedoras" lol

lol i am going to use this

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Windows 98 posted:

We get it. You vape.

#dadswhovape

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k
Is the RAID to debug the database?

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

is this because i overclocked my cpu for sick framez


sorry bro

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014

Lowtax posted:

WHEEEEEEE soon we will kickoff a rebuild and use Steadfast's hands on to swap out db3 for one that works! Then, when we're functioning, we will prepare to move to CLOOOOOUUUUUD COMPUUUUUUUUTTIIIIIIIINGGGGGG

gently caress yuou lowrax

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
it's sad to see lowtax shilling for cloud technology when the site still runs on like 15 year old software. WE DONT DESERVE THE CLOUD.

wait wtf is the cloud

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

no one knows

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
lowtax suck my balls in the cloud once we get there. dont forget.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

http://db3corp.com/

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
wait what cloud is it.

I don't want microsoft to be in possession of my Posts

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Is there a black market where you sell Schmorky? I'm sure that would raise at least half the necessary funds.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
thanks for the cool website and I hope you get more donations :)

HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer

ArbitraryC posted:

I chipped in some money lowtax but forgot I could have just bought archives with that money so could you give me archives for my donation, thanks

Did this as well. I realize now I could have just bought platinum and enjoyed it when everything gets sorted out.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
You can't fix a database by laying hands on it, this is just lowtax duping us all again :mad:

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18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost
Get a quote for putting the whole forum on Buffalo NAS.

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