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Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

este posted:

Realtalk Lowtax, the cloud is great but make sure you are tracking the gently caress out of your service billing, especially with bandwidth. That poo poo will creep up on you tragically fast

only popular websites have to worry about that stuff

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Shadow: Jun 25, 2002

^ not necessarily. if he has a hosed up dev process it can creep up that way too

este posted:

Realtalk Lowtax, the cloud is great but make sure you are tracking the gently caress out of your service billing, especially with bandwidth. That poo poo will creep up on you tragically fast

hahaha yep. read this post until your eyes loving bleed because if you don't manage your environment properly you're gonna be in a world of hurt.

lowtax - in all honesty i advise on this poo poo for a living so if you wanna hire my services you'll make me look good at work and you'll also go into the cloud with your eyes open and have a proper strategy around it.

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thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

Lowtax i can get u on cloud 9 for 20/hit ur gonna wanna mainline this poo poo. tell me what u think when ya wake up lol :getin:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:13

Shadow: Jun 25, 2002

thathonkey posted:

Lowtax i can get u on cloud 9 for 20/hit ur gonna wanna mainline this poo poo. tell me what u think when ya wake up lol

gimme ur digits

for a friend

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Bob Socko: Feb 20, 2001

DEAR RUCHARD

I chipped in, hope it helps!

# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:37

Kuda: Feb 2, 2005; trapped in oklahoma please send help

Lowtax,

I once installed Windows 98. What I'm trying to say is I'm a COMPUTER WIZARD and I will help you if you need it. Well bye.

PS My mom makes awesome cookies just saying.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:37

Modulo16: Feb 12, 2014; "Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Lowtax I own 3 14TB arrays and will let you host the forums, but I want to be an admin in return.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 05:01

Shadow: Jun 25, 2002

Frank Viola posted:

Lowtax I own 3 14TB arrays and will let you host the forums, but I want to be an admin in return.

sounds legit. id do this lowtacks

# ? Oct 31, 2015 05:05

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

gary oldmans diary posted:

there are pros and cons to this card lowtax but i think you should take him up on this offer
look at the comparisons:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWzWdwj9NvU

What I wouldn't give to see this remastered.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 05:43

semon demon: Jul 31, 2006

cloud.... of REEFER!

# ? Oct 31, 2015 05:47

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

18 Character Limit posted:

Get a quote for putting the whole forum on Buffalo NAS.

loving lol, love seeing in jokes

(not sarcasm)

# ? Oct 31, 2015 05:50

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

Raid: Redemption was pretty good

# ? Oct 31, 2015 06:48

Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner; Grimey Drawer

Lowtax I tried to give you money but it failed twice. Why? Canada?

# ? Oct 31, 2015 07:02

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

I'm posting in the cloud.

Kinda feel like God.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 07:13

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

how come free republic can host their forums on a pentium but yet ours drop all the time?

it's because they have correct political opinions :ssh:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 07:21

Lonny Donoghan: Jan 20, 2009; Pillbug

Did we lose any posts in the DB3 system? Im going through my post history looking for my funny posts but can't find any funny posts.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 07:25

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

Lowtax. How are you? What is a DB3? Thank you. Goodbye.

Node fucked around with this message at 08:29 on Oct 31, 2015

# ? Oct 31, 2015 08:09

cthulusnewzulubbq: Jan 26, 2009; I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Node posted:

Lowtax. How are you? What is a DB3? Thank you. Goodbye.

swell

a third dragonball

# ? Oct 31, 2015 08:39

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

ive been on these forums for a short while
but I like what i see
I think I shall stay

# ? Oct 31, 2015 09:10

my kinda ape: Sep 15, 2008; Everything's gonna be A-OK; Oven Wrangler

Lowtax I hope the disappointing reward is not "taking the forums down forever and taking your wife on vacation with all the money"

# ? Oct 31, 2015 09:24

olaf2022: Feb 19, 2003; Fun Shoe

how many gigaflops can the cloud handle and is there a blood code

# ? Oct 31, 2015 11:02

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

ghetto wormhole posted:

Lowtax I hope the disappointing reward is not "taking the forums down forever and taking your wife on vacation with all the money"

If he did that it'd be nice if he could mail dead birds he finds on the island destination to the BIRD PRIZE winners

# ? Oct 31, 2015 11:37

Fucked-Up Little Dog: Aug 26, 2008; Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0; Scratchmo

The NSA will be archiving all our posts anyway to let the Secret Service monitor all the death threats so we might as well cut out the middle man and let them host the forums.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 12:17

Acres of Quakers: May 6, 2006

Lowtax, if the Mets win tonight and even the series I'll kick in a few bucks for the upgrade.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 13:26

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

I will repay you for the free booze you gave me a year ago

# ? Oct 31, 2015 14:26

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

the database's dyin cloud

# ? Oct 31, 2015 14:40

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

mailed in my :10bux:

i hope it helps i really like your forums

# ? Oct 31, 2015 15:14

Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

I tried to donate, it wont take my money.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 15:24

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Who is that bitch in Lowtax's avatar?

# ? Oct 31, 2015 15:25

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

texaholic posted:

Who is that bitch in Lowtax's avatar?

That's my mom, Lowtax is my secret dad

# ? Oct 31, 2015 16:17

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

My whore mother, that is

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Ether Drunk: Jan 31, 2007

Can't wait to read all the upgraded posts. Maybe try pushing the turbo button also?

# ? Oct 31, 2015 17:12

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Congrats to all of us for posting and living in the future.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 17:16

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

not... db3... please... say this is a joke, lowtax... please

# ? Oct 31, 2015 17:21

Shadow: Jun 25, 2002

IBM stands for I, BM

I, poo poo

DB3 is full of poo poo.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 17:31

este: Feb 17, 2004; Boing!; Dinosaur Gum

You know a lot of people are pretty into NoSQL these days, maybe you should just not have a database?

# ? Oct 31, 2015 20:33

Laranzu: Jan 18, 2002

I put $10 in for more cloud. I always hear we need more clouds. Maybe it helps global warming issues or something.

Also I like to shitpost so don't make me stop doing that because of hardware failures.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 21:01