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If so, this fantastic deal just arrived in my inbox!!! What should I say to him???? Maybe it will be the secrets to fixing archives (HINT: WE ARE WAITING FOR A REPLACEMENT HD TO ARRIVE)
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Oct 30, 2015 14:35
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SHISHKABOB posted:I say go for it.
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Oct 30, 2015 14:37
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aw drat, that guy's email address is already signed up on gaythugdating.com
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Oct 30, 2015 14:37
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I think we all enjoy 'top-notch' content here on Something Awful.
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Oct 30, 2015 14:38
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tell him were not a blog, if anything we are a bog and ask him if he can check our ph levels
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Oct 30, 2015 14:39
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Let him buy an account, but make it so that every post he makes is replaced by the text BLOCKED BY ADBLOCK
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Oct 30, 2015 14:41
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I can use some knowledge right about now, Lowtax. Tell Aamir to mail you the relevant post for your consideration.
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Oct 30, 2015 14:42
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So does he pay your per post or do you have to pay him per post????
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Oct 30, 2015 14:43
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Let him sign up and then ban him repeatedly. Tell him it's  per single post on GBS
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Lowtax posted:What type of value do you think there would be? Like could he give out locations to hidden wheelbarrows full of shellfish nearby local Jiffy Lubes? Considering his name, I think you might be looking at a chance to find a genie's lamp.
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Oct 30, 2015 14:44
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I'm trying my sexy boots. Worth it!
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Okay I have replied in his native tongue.
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Lowtax posted:Okay I have replied in his native tongue. Aw now I'm jealous, you never want to grope into MY partnership 
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Lowtax posted:Okay I have replied in his native tongue. I sure do hope he knows some ancient mysteries! Ask him if Nicholas Cage's character from "Nation Treasure" was based off of him or not, assuming he responds. I would, hypothetically, pay money to discover this.
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I think we're all very excited about value and knowledge here on the something awful dot com forums. This is a gift horse laying golden eggs. Go-4-it!
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Oct 30, 2015 14:51
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I dont think "excurgiance" is a word.
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SHISHKABOB posted:I dont think "excurgiance" is a word. Shows what you know about value and knowledge, pleb.
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SHISHKABOB posted:I dont think "excurgiance" is a word. It is now. I can't wait to see what knowledge he shares with us 
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Oct 30, 2015 14:52
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This will be just perfect for your blog, OP!
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Oct 30, 2015 14:53
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Cuckoo posted:It is now. 
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Oct 30, 2015 14:55
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Tell him he must also provide for free daily Champurrado and Churros now that it's getting colder.
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pay2post site somethingawful.com full of top notch content click here to leave a sponsored post on our blog we have information for you click here to sign up and start posting on our blog with information we are interested in new looks on topics here at somethingawful.com the for profit gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti" click here to post and register your account on the site somethingawful.com
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Don't take no guff, demand the most valuable knowledge.
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i dont know about this guy. john pallister the two hundredth and twenty secondth sounds like a much more valuable and knowledgeable name than aamir rafiq, so why change it?????
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i would like to know more about lab grown meat and meat alternatives that don't taste like poo poo e.g. Beyond Meat and its competitors not the horrible morningstar farms or tofurkey mess, can you ask him if he has any knowledge about this he'd like to share?
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I wanna know where the gold at.
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Oct 30, 2015 15:29
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His name is Amir Rafiq but his email says John Pallister... I think one of these is a secret code, not his real name, like that De Vinci Code book I didn't read 
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Doth thou desire the power? My fist is the divine breath! Blossom, o fallen seed, and draw upon thy hidden powers!! Grant unto thee the power of the glorious 'Mother of Destruction'!
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Oct 30, 2015 15:31
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If you take out the troublesome Q, "Amir Rafiq" (obviously the fake name) can be rearranged to spell "I Ram A Fir" 
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This is it, Lowtax. This is the e-mail you've been waiting for all your life. Aamir will now unravel reality and show you the secret of the herbs and spices.
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Oct 30, 2015 15:36
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On the other hand, John Pallister can be rearranged to spell Hell's Rap Joint 
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a hole-y ghost posted:On the other hand, John Pallister can be rearranged to spell Hell's Rap Joint woah....
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I may be in need of more knowledge but I'm 99.9% sure his name is in fact, John P. Allister
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Ooh, sponsored blog posts? Full of value AND knowledge?? There's nothing I'd want more in this world
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Oct 30, 2015 15:44
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only value op. not interested in knowledge
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Oct 30, 2015 15:49
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I hope the knowledge is dance lessons. I could use some help!
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god drat. george w bush was so awesome.
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If we get knowledge for its own sake, and if knowledge is power, does this mean power for it's own sake? Sure why not.
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Lowtax posted:What type of value do you think there would be? Like could he give out locations to hidden wheelbarrows full of shellfish nearby local Jiffy Lubes? yo save me a couple crawdads
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