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GW Bush was elected partially because he was the president "you could have a beer with" and of all the Republican candidates, I think only Jeb comes to that moniker: - Trump: Dude's a massive billionaire, he wouldn't come close to my peasantry. - Carson: Neeeeeeerd. Also, holy hell that would be the most low-energy conversation ever. - Cruz: Would spend the entire conversation avoiding the subject at hand. - Fiornia: too high class for beer. If I were a middle-class bootstrappin' Republican man, she'd be out of my league. - Rubio: Stiff, and would prefer non-alcoholic beverages. - Huckabee: would probably begin ranting about the gays as soon as he had a beer in him. - Christie: A serious contender. He'd probably complain too much about his fantasy football team's performance, though. On the other hand, Jeb seems like a decent dude that if you got a few drinks into him, would probably admit he's only running because he wants to keep the family name, and would lay down some truth. Of the presidential candidates, I think Bernie, Hillary and O'Malley are all viable drinking buddies (provided Hillary brings Bill along). If you could have a beer with any candidate, who would it be? Bonus question - name the type of beer.
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Lindsey Graham would get super weepy after one beer.
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Oct 30, 2015 20:24
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Huckabee obviously. He is already crazy as gently caress, so I can't imagine what opinions he has that he is keeping quiet. A drunk Huckabee would be all "gently caress the blackies, bring back slavery" or something.
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Oct 30, 2015 20:31
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Fiorina seems like the kind of woman that has a single glass of white wine and acts like she's getting away with something
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Oct 30, 2015 20:33
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Paper With Lines posted:Huckabee obviously. He is already crazy as gently caress, so I can't imagine what opinions he has that he is keeping quiet. A drunk Huckabee would be all "gently caress the blackies, bring back slavery" or something. he doesn't need to be drunk for that
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Oct 30, 2015 20:34
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hahahaha. See what I mean! I can't even imagine what stuff he has deep down inside that he even thinks "maybe I shouldn't say this out loud."
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Oct 30, 2015 20:38
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I think Bush won because his opponents campaigning skills were on par with Jeb! But I'd think Donald "The Trump" Trump would be down for a nice hoppy IPA. Bernie seems more like a weed sort of candidate, maybe it would calm him down a bit.
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Oct 30, 2015 21:21
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Trump, because I know it would be a classy beer.
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Oct 30, 2015 21:21
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Jeb, because afterward I could spit in his face and the little bitch wouldn't do anything about it despite having enough money and connections to effortlessly ruin my life.
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Xenophon posted:Fiorina seems like the kind of woman that has a single glass of white wine and acts like she's getting away with something I think Jeb! would be a sad drunk and a major buzzkill. I think Rubio might be pretty fun, though. Edit: Also, Trump drinks Miller High Life because the advertising says it's classy walgreenslatino has issued a correction as of 15:43 on Nov 2, 2015 |
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Nov 2, 2015 15:40
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Bernie, but only at a hardcore punk show held in a dingy basement bar with $3 beers.
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Nov 2, 2015 16:02
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Xenophon posted:Fiorina seems like the kind of woman that has a single glass of white wine and acts like she's getting away with something Fiorina would have a glass of wine and then later on tell in detail about the IPA she had at that gathering to others. Gregoriev posted:
Jesus Graham, learn to pour a beer correctly.
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Nov 2, 2015 18:17
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Graham talks up how his dad used to own a bar, so yeah I bet he can drink his worth pretty good. I bet he can even drive drunk.
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Nov 3, 2015 06:32
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Gregoriev posted:Graham seems like he'd be fun. Also Trump doesn't drink. W was a recovering alcoholic and still got the "guy you could have a beer with" vote. it was amazing.
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Nov 3, 2015 06:45
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This year's Dems are all terrible for this particular challenge. It's a shame because Obama and Biden are both great picks even if Biden doesn't drink. Christie or Graham are the best for this. Trump is the world's most surprising teetotaler, Fiorina is terrifying, Jeb seems on the verge of collapse, Cruz would sneak out and leave you with the bill, and Rubio's meh.
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Nov 3, 2015 07:00
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If you bond with Jeb a little bit over a cold one you might manage to score a free Chang sword out of the deal
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Patter Song posted:This year's Dems are all terrible for this particular challenge. It's a shame because Obama and Biden are both great picks even if Biden doesn't drink. Joe Biden drinks, just non-alcoholic beer. Obama's choice of beer is bud light, smdh
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Nov 4, 2015 21:55
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Obama managed to edit the harvard law review without publishing a single article of his own, I wouldn't hold my breath over him giving his real opinions on beer in public
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Nov 4, 2015 22:29
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Since I was informed (future) President Trump doesn't drink, I change my answer to JEB!, I know it would be a really exciting time and maybe he would help me unleash my Chang!
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Gregoriev posted:
graham would probably get super maudlin and start talking about how he wants to be remembered or something
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Nov 6, 2015 01:14
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If Biden were in the race, definitely Biden. Otherwise... Bernie Sanders or maybe, maybe Hillary Clinton. I feel like Clinton would be no fun, but there's an ever so slight chance she'd loosen up after a couple of beers and be a real hoot.
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Nov 6, 2015 04:20
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Terry Crews
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Jeb for certain
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Carson because I don't believe he isn't a Robot and watching him drink a beer may short circuit him.
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No one, a beer would be boring, I would consider getting black out drunk with carson tho. He seems like a crazy dude.
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Zombiepop posted:No one, a beer would be boring, I would consider getting black out drunk with carson tho. He seems like a crazy dude. Casually bring up the pyramid grain silo hypothesis halfway through the night and use it as a launching point to get to some real off-the-wall theories.
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Last night I have a dream that I was at a fancy cocktail hour, and met George W. Bush. I went up to introduce myself, because hey he's a former president, who wouldn't want to meet one? He shook my hand, and I asked him how Jeb was doing, and he took his wine glass and splashed it on me saying to never use politicians for personal gains. I'm starting to think maybe Jeb isn't the best candidate to get a beer with.
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Nov 10, 2015 21:44
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Voted Bernie but only because Lindsey wasn't an option.
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Nov 11, 2015 05:23
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Jeb would be such an awkward drunk, I'd totally hang with him to see what TV girl he thinks is hot next.
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Nov 11, 2015 06:05
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Jill Stein
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Gregoriev posted:
The contrast between their faces is so stark that my brain won't accept both are real.
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Nov 18, 2015 12:43
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2012 Peta Lindsay 
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Probably Magic posted:Jeb would be such an awkward drunk, I'd totally hang with him to see what TV girl he thinks is hot next. he'd go full homo, bet your rear end
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Webb. I also think that webb should be the next president. He was *the* 'good guy LT' in vietnam.  Also when he was A.Sec. Def. he looked like a SNL cast member And now the navy uses his forehead as an aircraft carrier. 
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Baloogan posted:Webb. I bet he's got some wicked cool war stories to tell.
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They're all rich by my standard. So the one most likely to both get drunk and do stupid things, with money, while drunk(trump).
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Thump! posted:I bet he's got some wicked cool war stories to tell. he tried to tell one during the democratic debate
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Patter Song posted:Trump is the world's most surprising teetotaler
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