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opioid agonist posted:He seems pretty happy and unaware of the crisis at hand until I break out the cleaning supplies, and then he hides under the bed while I work and grumble oh, we've got another pretentious shock artist on our hands tell your dog that just because it expressed something under the auspices of "art" doesn't mean it's good or that bystanders have to respect it, or that it deserves preservation. merely getting a reaction for your actions doesn't make you some bold innovative trailblazer in the world of abstract thought. i mean u think of someone who goes around and deliberatley farts in elevators, are they an artist just bc they get a reaction for their butt expression? no!!!!!!! so tell your dog to quit being such a pretentious oversensitive git. maybe if it lived on its own means it could gently caress around like that without expecttion of me yellin' and smellin' @ it but you're in my house on my rules get a real job deadbeat dog |
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[sees thread title, ignores everyhting else] Hell yeah!!! FTW
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thread for ranting at dogs who offend you with their public faux "paws" e: four paws faux paus |
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do you walk him enough?
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Rodatose posted:oh, we've got another pretentious shock artist on our hands ugh ---------------- |
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*reading the ttitle and smiling what's known in Asia as the Buddha's Smile* ah yeah, sounds like BYOB to me |
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Luvcow posted:do you walk him enough? twice a day plus yard time |
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i rented a Rug Doctor today, but the party is tonight so I'm waiting until tomorrow to shampoo until then it's lots of baking soda, vacuuming and a vanilla bean candle |
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Pedantra posted:ugh please exit thread |
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opioid agonist posted:please exit thread  :fiyah: :100:
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dave. posted:[sees thread title, ignores everyhting else] Hell yeah!!! FTW GEExCEE posted:*reading the ttitle and smiling what's known in Asia as the Buddha's Smile* ah yeah, sounds like BYOB to me |
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get that dog a drat diaper until you get his potty training figured out. the diaper will probably help with the potty training too since dogs don't like wet diapers. I used a cloth dog diaper with disposable liners to help potty train my dog it's never an acceptable situation to have an animal peeing in your living space come on dude you need to buckle down and get him completely trained crating him all day isn't a good option either you need to work with him but you should be crating him if he pisses when you're gone especially if you're renting
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new rug to cover the old rug, then just keep building happy halloween to you and your dog
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it's like the princess and the pea but each additional rug won't be inadequately hiding a pea it will be inadequately hiding pee heh 
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Pedantra posted:honestly youre definitely not even one of the worst is it me
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Pedantra posted:ugh  (turn that ugh upside hug) Rodatose fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Nov 1, 2015 |
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don't worry rodatote you've made some good posts personally im in interested to see where we all fall on the new tier list
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dave. posted:[sees thread title, ignores everyhting else] Hell yeah!!! FTW
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it's not like I was criticizing cats, who are self-sufficient rugged individualists + have the proper amount of enthusiasm for regular offensives against more defenseless species. Dogs will only destroy defenseless creatures when their leader tells them to |
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ron color posted:don't worry rodatote you've made some good posts personally im in interested to see where we all fall on the new tier list actually this thread me to has helped me to discover I am closer to dogness than catdom because whenever I find out anyone is disappointed in me, I end up on the tear list.... Rodatose fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Nov 1, 2015 |
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opioid agonist posted:please exit thread
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It's probably too late but you should probably grab some of this to keep on hand. I don't have a dog but my buddy bring his over every once in a while and it pissed in my place a solid half dozen times when it was a puppy and it didn't ever stink or stain when he sprayed this on it and sopped it up with a paper towel.
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thanks for the sincere post om nom a lesson for any lurkers reading this often tumultuous thread: byob has the ability to both wound and heal. it's good |
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Rodatose posted:cats don't care if you get mad when they piss on things. dogs are all like "oh, I have a conscience, and feelings, why are you disappointed in me, boohoohoo." It's the fear of the Lord that is the first step towards knowledge and understanding. Dogs get this and cats don't, this is why cats are never truly tamed and dogs exceed in nobility ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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Dog threads are radical in byob because dogs recognize the sybomlic order
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i want op to have a forums meltdown quote this if u agree
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smoobles posted:i want op to have a forums meltdown quote this if u agree I prefer forum meltdown and the op remain chill ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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smoobles posted:i want op to have a forums meltdown quote this if u agree |
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that's rude, smoobles. |
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*sprays the thread with an enzymatic cleaner* |
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*sops it up, grimacing* |
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smoobles posted:i want op to have a forums meltdown quote this if u agree ---------------- |
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Dog threads are radical in byob because dogs recognize the sybomlic order youre a counterrevolutionary hack ---------------- |
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Commie NedFlanders posted:I prefer forum meltdown and the op remain chill 
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Pedantra posted:youre a counterrevolutionary hack No ma'am, you are wrong. Commie NedFlanders fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Nov 1, 2015 ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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om nom nom posted:It's probably too late but you should probably grab some of this to keep on hand. I don't have a dog but my buddy bring his over every once in a while and it pissed in my place a solid half dozen times when it was a puppy and it didn't ever stink or stain when he sprayed this on it and sopped it up with a paper towel. This stuff is the tits. The dog will keep going in the same spot because even if you can't smell it, the area still smells like pee to him. enzymatic cleaner is the only thin that gets it all gone. Now that the immediate problem is out of the way, you can work on training. Pee pads really aren't great, dog shouldn't think going inside is good. Potty training is hard, but you can totally do it, now that you have put the effort into depissing your house is the time to try. Best wishes. |
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fema crisis actor posted:Lambretta  teach your dog how to ride a scooter
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