Inceltown posted:

Inceltown posted:

freeedr posted:

I went to my daughter’s orchestra performance and was helping out after the show. There was a tuba sitting there and some guy asked his wife what it was and when she said “a tuba” he just went off about how she was wrong because he thought all tubas were sousaphones and I was sad that she decided to live her life with a grown child who is that obstinate even when a quick google would show him that he is entirely wrong

Dameius posted:

Did he at least use the Arnold voice?

Comstar posted:

Wait why did someone bring two T-Rex’s to an otherwise completely safe island.


Also why did they get into a fist fight with them when you could just shoot them instead.

The Lone Badger posted:

They brought them to the island in order to fist-fight them. Because nothing gets you laid like being able to say that you punched out a t-rex.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

It's a fast way to earn capital. There aren't a lot of small arms merchants around.

The Chairman posted:

My policy for that kind of thing is basically just any kind of documentation that proves you were doing what you said you’d were doing, even if it’s just like a selfie taken at the place you said you were going to be at, and that minimum requirement has seemed like enough to discourage people from trying to get excused from things if they don’t need to be

Fitzy Fitz posted:

I feel like this would result in receiving a selfie with grandma's casket

Jazerus posted:

students gatecrashing a random funeral to take pictures next to the casket when they lie about grandma and you call them out by asking for a picture

vyelkin posted:

You press F to pay your respects
I press F to submit your final grade
We are not the same

ulmont posted:

https://www.404media.co/people-are-using-ai-to-create-influencers-with-down-syndrome-who-sell-nudes/

quote:

A network of Instagram accounts is using AI to steal content from human creators and deepfake their faces to make them look like they have Down syndrome.

1glitch0 posted:

We're living in the Sliders dimension that they want to leave immediately.

Doggles posted:

New Puma Ferrari Merch Screams 'I Let Others Finish First'

StillFullyTerrible posted:

for when you want your clothes to look like you just fought an android from the Aliens franchise

Captain Hygiene posted:

Don't come in, ma, I'm fightin' an android from the Aliens franchise!!

Barry Soteriology posted:

https://i.imgur.com/uV5Mm3N.mp4

Tenebrais posted:

Can't park, bear mate

MJP posted:

White whale thread, I have one heck of a whale, and I could have sworn I posted it here in the past, but apparently not. I am offering a cash bounty of US$600 Paypaled to whoever first finds and links me to the whale in question.

The details which I presently know are in a thread in the 25th anniversary forum, but tl;dr: there was a live-action All Your Base parody video that had a very specific background song and very melodramatic live actors in a warehouse with a forklift or something. I want to see it again, and hopefully ensure that it's in some kind of archived place for the future to wonder what the hell we were doing online in 2002.

I have posted seeking it out on similar cash bounties in the past. There's links to my previous attempts in that thread I linked above.

Domus posted:

I think I found it.
https://vimeo.com/143424181
God bless unemployment boredom.

nullandvoid posted:

Just when you think you've seen about every kind of different thing on the internet, I get to see all the folks down at Jerry's Linoleum live role-playing All Your Base.

Gromit posted:

Why the heck does some little kid love Dolly so much? I mean, she's awesome of course, but what is she doing that is hitting the under-9s age bracket?

Captain Hygiene posted:

She's been working on the 9-to-5s

BigglesSWE posted:

Coco 2 in the works:

https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/coco-2-pixar/

Nikumatic posted:

we will kill the grandmother until morale improves

Kazzah posted:

i will face gemma and walk backwards into helly

BonHair posted:

I know nothing about Japanese, but a bit about Zelda and languages....

mllaneza posted:

There's more to that paragraph but that's as far as I got.

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

AYB quest

Chas McGill posted:

Can you elaborate on the process for finding it? What was your system?

Domus posted:

Really the whole process was just watching the first minute of every video remotely related to AYB.

The Mighty Moltres posted:

Everything going okay at home?

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Rainy day, girlfriend is with her sex instructor, time to build some MODULARS

ZombieCrew posted:

Can we rewind this a bit?

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

girlfriend is with her sex instructor

What?

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Or where ever she goes when she's out of the house, I dunno, I got no object permanence

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

It's true, she was over at my house and I am a sex instructor.

SplitSoul posted:

Those who can't do, teach.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Excuse me, I'll have you know that my practical coursework is extremely hands on! Just ask your mother, she graduated summa cum laude.

freeedr posted:

And yes that was a command

freeedr posted:

People are always touching the Pillsbury Doughboy without his consent. Jabbing him in the loving gut. That’s assault and battery. They don’t respect his bodily autonomy because he’s made out of food?? Guess what? So are all the animals.

He is loving SAPIENT. That makes him a PERSON with rights. loving assholes

Radio Paranoia posted:

Midjack posted:

turn on your... oh nevermind.

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

https://x.com/joakial_/status/1902755233891066241
Hm.

i dont like it

JGdmn posted:

Is that a fin?

Captain Hygiene posted:

It's norwegian, learn your flags

Carthag Tuek posted:

also no caps pls

Cartoon Man posted:

There’s a lot of penis and vagina looking things on this page, well done.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

It’s even better when you turn your monitor on

freeedr posted:

Smdh
cum loudly

freeedr posted:

And yes that was a command

Epic High Five posted:

I only ever sprint when it's a no poo poo life or death emergency, or at the very start when I've got fuckall gear and need to avoid frostbite. It's a terrible cost in fatigue and hunger for very little benefit. Just walk, even if you're cold, you recover a lot of condition by sleeping, so if you know you're safe and know where you're heading just tank it and recover. Running out of fatigue SUCKS and wolves are lot more likely to gently caress you up if you're tired.

Kit Walker posted:

I whisper this to myself on the way to the grocery store after 8pm

Mooseontheloose posted:

Leia literally says that the only reason their alive, they are tracking them to the rebel base.

oldpainless posted:

*they’re

Mooseontheloose posted:

edit: whoops

oldpainless posted:

*oops

Karate Bastard posted:

I don't like oop personally. I always whoop.

otter posted:

My 2 cents on California Adventure:
Started the day with early entry. 1st ride was guardians of the galaxy. Great atmosphere and the most thrilling ride in the park. Wife and both kids nearly poo poo their pants. 9 year old had no idea what he was in for and got traumatized about rides.

Web slingers next and was honestly kind of skipable. Toy Story midway and ninjago both did it better.

Goofy’s flight school was fun and silly but a tad jarring.

Golden Zephyr was delightful but short. Jumping jellyfish also very short by this point the 9 year old was back on board.

Soarin over California was dope. 9 year old was really into it despite being terrified at the start. The scents were delightful.

From there the grizzly river run got us all wet and the icy water all went into the middle of my back. From here wife started complaining about her feet hurting.

Little mermaid was neat but tame. After that it was back to the hotel for lunch and pool time to dodge the busiest and hottest part of the day.

Back to the park for dinner at Wine Country and it did not live up to the expectations. Like Olive Garden but less flavor, and a lot more expensive. Wife and I split chicken parm and it was just meh. 12 year old wouldn’t eat his roasted potatoes. They were bland.

Kids wanted to ride the radiator springs racers but the line was too long. We went to Mater and saw the line was short for Racers and they convinced mom to stand in line for that. Totally worth it.

I went on the incredicoaster solo because the wife and kids were too chicken. Got paired with a gorgeous young lady who was very polite. 10/10 experience.

Wife and kids couldn’t get on the Ferris wheel because it was too late. We watched the show on the water I missed the name of but it was nice.

Did Toy Story midway and I completely dominated the family. Underrated.

Kids wanted to do Mater, but I saw the lightning lane for incredicoaster was 5 minutes and jumped on that. No gorgeous girl that time but 5 minute walk on made it just fine.

Caught up to the family who went to Luigi instead of Mater. Did that and still made it to Mater before 10. Also highly underrated.

Walked 10.6 miles.
Had a blast.

Bottom Liner posted:

Marcade posted:

There it is

Jay Rust posted:

so what's the secret of mana?

Hwurmp posted:

I'm given to understand that a mana is a miserable pile of secrets

i say swears online posted:

call greg abbott the n-word. i dare you

leftist heap posted:

Didn't take that long for the inevitable thing to happen, someone died during general anesthesia for a tattoo:

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/influencer-death-tattoo-anesthesia-b2684600.html

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Lolling at the ad placement

vyelkin posted:

shocked that the permabanned rapist guy doesn't take no for an answer

Carbon dioxide posted:

I wouldn't mind having a Doge as my ruler.

AlmightyBob posted:

your wish is granted

Carbon dioxide posted:

gently caress