New around here? Register your SA Forums Account here!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
(Thread IKs: Nuns with Guns)
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

altid pamo når du går
veje du burd' kende
overleved' barneår
lig' til livets ende

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Discussing medieval Venetian democratic processes:





The first post is from 2017, the other two from today

lmao

i love these kinds of skip-year interactions

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Discussing medieval Venetian democratic processes:





The first post is from 2017, the other two from today

<monkey paw curls into a fist & shoves itself up your rear end>

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



ilovebeersooomuch has performed the sickest roundhouse kick to my heart, figuratively speaking.
Soiled Meat

Carbon dioxide posted:

I wouldn't mind having a Doge as my ruler.

You did this, you rear end in a top hat

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

Ask and ye shall receive.
First global warming and now this!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Carthag Tuek posted:

lmao

i love these kinds of skip-year interactions

Nothing will ever top the 11-year post-probation continuation of a conversation from an entirely different thread. :allears:

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Nothing will ever top the 11-year post-probation continuation of a conversation from an entirely different thread. :allears:

This would be true if he didn't then post a wall of text about how it was all a grand plan

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




On the writings of Dean Koontz:

HopperUK posted:

Oh they're mostly standardish boilerplate scifi horror but sometimes he'd get really weird. He also loves magical dogs.

Marcade posted:

They're good labracadabradors, Hopper.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









RFC2324 posted:

This would be true if he didn't then post a wall of text about how it was all a grand plan

That's a bit unfair, he just said he thought it would be funny, which it was.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

RFC2324 posted:

This would be true if he didn't then post a wall of text about how it was all a grand plan

If you have a years long grand plan you are allowed to post about it. Mad?

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



RFC2324 posted:

This would be true if he didn't then post a wall of text about how it was all a grand plan

when you make a funny post, feel free to write a 2 page report on the backstory for it, too.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

littleratbastard posted:

Even more reason to hire real artists… a real artist would make the gnomes rear end as big as you please. Smh

Captain Hygiene posted:

I make big butts and I'm not AI

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Montague Tigg posted:

Mom, Dad, Bart's goatse!

That's right, goatserious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


wizard2 posted:

the ultimate rebranding trick is getting rid of like a 150 year old racist mascot to distract the elderly from the fact that they've reformulated the slop to taste terrible and it always works lol

Blue Footed Booby posted:

My favorite is when Land Of Lakes got rid of the native American, but kept the land.

tactlessbastard posted:

Nothing more American than that!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Thrusting into every hole sounds like you're annihilating a bowl of ice cream

Manxome Foe posted:

I ran a goon guild in some long forgotten failed MMO, Aion maybe? We started an off-forums site for the goon guild, and we stole a rival guilds name in the game. The guild leader of said guild found my personal cell phone number and called me and yelled at me to give them their name back.

I have lots of fond memories of all the Call of Duty threads every year and the goons that played together (shout to Mister Macys for always building a murder fort).

Hakan threads were always fun. GBS back in the day was always a toss-up of "what kind of weird poo poo am I going to see today?"



omg chael crash posted:

we're all still around but no one wants to play with you because you're a conservative, hth

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Thrusting into every hole sounds like you're annihilating a bowl of ice cream

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Not sure if anyone noticed just yet, but Jesus is coming back to smoke a bowl with the non believers.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Moai Ou posted:

Managed to grab the last Pee-Wee and that was probably only because the package was ripped (the door). Everything else was cleaned out aside from a Shredder and a couple Beetlejuices.

EDIT:

Yeah, this figure is fun as hell.



Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Shooting Blanks posted:

Oh god. Years ago I was dating someone who came home very excited from work one day, happily announcing that her work had installed a Keurig finally, she was thrilled by this. I, however, misheard her, and thought she said Ped Egg, which is one of these:



For reasons that should be abundantly obvious, I was quite horrified at the idea of a shared Ped Egg.

Lobok posted:

How young was your girlfriend that you were worried her office had a pedo file?

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

Acoustic Radiation posted:

digital rats in emails

JavaJesus
Jul 4, 2007

Opopanax posted:

He loving wishes

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

two fish posted:

Are blind people able to cook and feed themselves? Or are they reliant on others?

wash bucket posted:

Nah, they try to make a sandwich and die in the process. 100% fatality rate.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



ilovebeersooomuch has performed the sickest roundhouse kick to my heart, figuratively speaking.
Soiled Meat
True if me 100%

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Oh are we talking about dizzy again?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Yes? What?

Gaukler
Oct 9, 2012


Maigius posted:

In the prog and orgasms discussion, there's ♾️ by Aphrodite's Child. Maybe listen to this alone, it's a representation of the female orgasm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faMcgtjVw-g

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I will not be listening to that, either alone or around others.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


When ilovebeersooomuch isn't posting, all the other goons should be asking "where's ilovebeersooomuch?" That's what I think.

Got his rear end

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
brought down by incel town

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Captain Invictus posted:

brought down by incel town

You go, my lad!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Thrusting into every hole sounds like you're annihilating a bowl of ice cream
This incel fucks.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



ilovebeersooomuch has performed the sickest roundhouse kick to my heart, figuratively speaking.
Soiled Meat
Tango team initiate containment protocol delta

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

Mods please perma this sicko!

J/K! Exordia is actually excellent and way less horny than that post might imply.
I feel really dumb but I can't find the "I think I contracted a virus whilst browsing the Wrestlehut" thread. It eludes me. I need it so I can read the posts in it. Does anyone know where it has gone.

I know I'm searching for the right thing because I constantly repeat "You caught a terminal case of Wrestlefever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah wait no. You can't "catch" wrestlefever it is dormant in every human and is merely activated by outside stimulus like elbow bombs or seeing a Cool Truck. Read the FAQ" to myself.

Sorry about my avatar btw

QR Code Geass
Oct 25, 2023

General Battuta posted:

I feel really dumb but I can't find the "I think I contracted a virus whilst browsing the Wrestlehut" thread. It eludes me. I need it so I can read the posts in it. Does anyone know where it has gone.

I know I'm searching for the right thing because I constantly repeat "You caught a terminal case of Wrestlefever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah wait no. You can't "catch" wrestlefever it is dormant in every human and is merely activated by outside stimulus like elbow bombs or seeing a Cool Truck. Read the FAQ" to myself.

Sorry about my avatar btw

I have F-14 pics in my desktop wallpaper rotation :shrug:

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

General Battuta posted:

Sorry about my avatar btw

Don't lie to us, we know you have a redtext fetish

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

General Battuta posted:

I feel really dumb but I can't find the "I think I contracted a virus whilst browsing the Wrestlehut" thread.

Ah. Herpes gladiatorium

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

General Battuta posted:


Sorry about my avatar btw

LOL

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
Who doesn't want to gently caress the F-14 Tomcat, really.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Captain Invictus posted:

Who doesn't want to gently caress the F-14 Tomcat, really.

Knew a kid that wrote “F-14 Tomcat” instead of his name on school papers because he hated his name. Also poo poo his pants to get sent home in 7th grade. Became a meth head later with assorted children everywhere, 1/4 of which died in infancy somehow. In and out of prison still, yet my friends were good people and all died young

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

What did you do, Ray?

freeedr posted:

Knew a kid that wrote “F-14 Tomcat” instead of his name on school papers because he hated his name. Also poo poo his pants to get sent home in 7th grade. Became a meth head later with assorted children everywhere, 1/4 of which died in infancy somehow. In and out of prison still, yet my friends were good people and all died young

Feels like Kid Rock rewriting an updated modern version of A Boy Named Sue

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I want to gently caress the F-14 Tomcat but it always acts like it doesn’t even see me :(

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Just a friendly reminder to get your F-14s neutered, nobody needs more little fighter jets flying around

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply