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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



Dabir posted:

what's a hetmanate

a government by a straight manatee

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!




no, that would be a hetmanatinate

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl



Doc Hawkins posted:

no, that would be a hetmanatinate

Hetmanatinateez nuts

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006




FreudianSlippers posted:

The only moral form of government is a Hetmanate.

And when it falls you get to yell out "oh, the Hetmanate!"

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007



Doc Hawkins posted:

no, that would be a hetmanatinate

I thought it was a dugongarchy?

DigitalRaven
Oct 9, 2012

When I kill you with a motor-car, you should have the common decency to stay dead, you horrid little object



Grimey Drawer

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I thought it was a dugongarchy?

No, thatís an evolved Seelarchy.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!




pinnipedocracy

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

Sarcastic Bastard



Pillbug

DigitalRaven posted:

No, that’s an evolved Seelarchy.

Crazy government

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

FreudianSlippers posted:

The only moral form of government is a Hetmanate.

Wikipedia posted:

The Hetmanate (Ukrainian: Гетьманат or Гетьманщина) is a political entity ruled by a hetman.
That's real loving helpful thanks

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


that's what i said!!!!!!!!!!!

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF FLOWER I'D BE A BIG ANGRY COCK

Ruled by a hatman

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl



Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Ruled by a hatman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006




What about a government ruled by a hepman? Like a real cool daddio.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you


Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Ruled by a hatman

All hail King Gabe

Sex Hobbit
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat


canyoneer posted:

All hail King Gabe

m'leader

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!


College Slice


Dammit we're already in the thread

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007




SLOSifl posted:

Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn Targets

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Seminary huh? That's a fancy name for a blowjob factory

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

I posted a 7 point defense of corporate wage theft because my brain is full of worms.

Moon Slayer posted:

This isn't the new Everest thread.

Tashilicious posted:

but the everest threads were certainly a saga

Paladinus posted:

A weird hill to die on.

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007





Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Paladinus is the master of dry humor, whether you like that style or not. I imagine him saying these sorts of things with a completely serious face in real life, and people just being unsure of how to react

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


chitoryu12 posted:

MREs don't cause constipation or diarrhea. Refusing to eat everything and scarfing down protein powder to bulk up while in a stressful environment will.

PopeCrunch posted:

MREs are super great for when you're taking a bunch of boy scouts out camping, because someone ALWAYS, ALWAYS forgets either a key ingredient or cooking tool, or even if they actually pulled together and remembered to bring the hot dogs, going home and wrestling a brown cantaloupe out of your rear end beats trying to precision-poo poo into the four inch wide hole the disinterested teenager dug for the latrine pit. If you're going to be out more than two, MAYBE three days though, just pack the food yourself and bring a 5 gallon bucket to poop in.

Cole posted:

i think he is saying he doesn't like the poop when he is camping

that is the only way i can accept his logic

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

Http 418



fair, pooping while camping sucks, and I never thought about MREs as a solution the the issue

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away


RFC2324 posted:

fair, pooping while camping sucks, and I never thought about MREs as a solution the the issue

I just bring a roll of TP from home

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!


College Slice

smh if you don't plan your camping locations around access to geysers, what the Europeans refer to as "nature's bidet"

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

Http 418


Nastyman posted:

I just bring a roll of TP from home

Pine cones are nature's TP

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...


This is why I only camp near beaches. That way, I always have my three seashells.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

Of course, it doesn't make sense to pay more, so you can just by two cat harnesses and use one of them for sex.



making GBS threads in general, much like sleeping, is something humanity will get rid of the moment the technology is there to do it.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

strewth


spoken like someone who has never known the satisfaction of taking a good poo poo.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!


College Slice

[me in 2150 making my disinterested robograndchildren listen to stories of how satisfying having a big poop used to be for the billionth time]

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007



Every time sci-fi poop chat comes up I can't help but imagine a situation where the poop teleporter breaks down and someone is forced to use a butthole that has been dormant since childhood instead of one that been torn asunder day in and day out by Taco Bell food.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

Of course, it doesn't make sense to pay more, so you can just by two cat harnesses and use one of them for sex.



thatbastardken posted:

spoken like someone who has never known the satisfaction of taking a good poo poo.

You'd still be able to experience that (either through VR or by using fake poop), but the point is you would have a choice. That's true freedom.

Sex Hobbit
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat


Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Every time sci-fi poop chat comes up I can't help but imagine a situation where the poop teleporter breaks down and someone is forced to use a butthole that has been dormant since childhood instead of one that been torn asunder day in and day out by Taco Bell food.

They'd just poo poo their pants since they'd never have learned to hold it.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

Http 418


Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Every time sci-fi poop chat comes up I can't help but imagine a situation where the poop teleporter breaks down and someone is forced to use a butthole that has been dormant since childhood instead of one that been torn asunder day in and day out by Taco Bell food.

if you never use your butthole, would it atrophy?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012





Gravy Boat 2k

According to rabbinical interpretation of the Torah, manna -- being a pure and holy manifestation of Y__H -- produces no bodily waste when eaten. As a result, the ancient Israelites did not poop for the 40 years they wandered the desert eating nothing but manna and water. Presumably they started again when they returned home, and one would expect that only the elderly would remember what it was like to do so. Children continued to be born in the desert, so there would be at least one entire generation that had never experienced pooping before they suddenly started in adulthood.

What I'm saying is go ask your local rabbi

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!


College Slice

Man I dunno, it sucks to come back from a limited diet even in the short term. You'd think he'd have sent some beans down too or something

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007



Captain Hygiene posted:

Man I dunno, it sucks to come back from a limited diet even in the short term. You'd think he'd have sent some beans down too or something

I was in an induced coma and on a feeding tube a few years ago. I didn't really poop for over a month and boy howdy the first one that came out was exciting.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

whoa nice


College Slice

Sagebrush posted:

What I'm saying is go ask your local rabbi

I'm picturing a heavily bearded old Jewish man, sitting hunched over on the edge of his bed, wild eyes staring out into the black of the morning's darkest hours as he contemplates the question of Moses' Mega Dumps.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012





Gravy Boat 2k

1stGear posted:

I'm picturing a heavily bearded old Jewish man, sitting hunched over on the edge of his bed, wild eyes staring out into the black of the morning's darkest hours as he contemplates the question of Moses' Mega Dumps.

they've been contemplating the Torah for over 3000 years so statistically this has to have happened at least a few times

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.


Fun Shoe

RFC2324 posted:

if you never use your butthole, would it atrophy?

Atrophied Butthole would be a pro username

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