chitoryu12 posted:

The Wiccans have entered the protest field.

OwlFancier posted:

To deter cops is it most effective to cast magic circle against law or magic circle against evil?

Gross Dude posted:

Circle of Protection: White

PostNouveau posted:

Holy poo poo $28K a year for first grade? You think they got a loving rich people alphabet they're gonna teach him? Do the private school kids learn about better colors?

elise the great posted:

No they mostly just learn about white

dougdrums posted:

Reading this thread, I don't have a whole lot of stories that match up or are particularly interesting. I guess I always have this though:

On the way out to the ship, our first flight was delayed which hosed everything up. We were all supposed to meet the ship in Bahrain but ended up spending three nights at the Pars hotel downtown instead, before we were to met up with a tanker in Djibouti. I'm sure a few people here have been to Bahrain. For those who haven't: I don't consider myself to be the of the highest moral standing or anything, but personally I think they should burn that fuckin' place to the ground.

Some people from our group were getting hookers from the hooker bar on the first floor. So the plan was to pass the time me and a few others would go down to the desk and say we lost our keycard and then bust into whoever's room we knew got a hooker, and then I would yell "MORTAL COMBAT" from the top of my loving lungs and then we'd just embarrass the gently caress out of whoever was in the room by whatever means we could. (Mind you I haven't been sober since we were waiting for our first flight out of the Virginia airport.)

The first guy's room we busted into (a nuke drop) was a pretty good catch. We slam the door open and find him on all fours on the bed beating it while this asian slave hooker was licking his butthole like honey was coming out of it. I yell "mortal combat" while two other guys shove him off the bed and we all have a good laugh while the hooker runs into the bathroom. Later the guy pretty much has no shame and is trying to talk us all into getting our buttholes licked while trying to beg us for beer money.

A little later, someone said he saw one of the undes guys go up to his room with a hooker so we go ahead and pull the same act. Someone slams the door open and before I can yell out "mortal combat" I notice that this is the same slave whore girl the last nuke-drop dude had maybe an hour ago. This motherfucker is tongue deep in this hooker. Like in her mouth with his tongue. All I could say while they both stared at us was "you're kissing (nuke-drops) butt" and then we left somewhat defeated.

Gutter Phoenix posted:

The bad news is that BUDK has stopped sending me the Daily Steals™. The good news is that they occasionally still send me emails like this:

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

The knuckle duster slingshot, so you can annoy someone from a distance and then punch their teeth clean out when they come up to ask what the gently caress is wrong with you.

LifeSunDeath posted:

BUDK is the Hiterlized version of Dennis the Menace.

Elviscat posted:

Idiot, I'm a nuke and I've lunched before, many times in fact.

AlbieQuirky posted:

Imagine I made a good joke about Fat Man and Little Boy here, because I couldn’t.

dreamin of semen posted:

Elviscat is not a libertarian, to my knowledge

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1268149463673012229

AceOfFlames posted:

No Masks, No Distancing, Hydroxychloroquine Only, Final Destination

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Dees will always live on in my memory
Even though my memory is edited by the UN

Absurd Alhazred posted:

EorayMel posted:

rodbeard posted:

Dees: nuts.

FCKGW posted:

https://twitter.com/compgeke/status/1268374337305710592?s=21

Memento posted:

they're for listening to house music

Sagebrush posted:

Tashilicious posted:

I guess you could say that they listen to some pretty mains stream music.

Phy posted:

Outrail posted:

Can someone who isn't electrically ignorant explain what the hell you'd use those for? And also what happens if you plug a pair to headphones into it (flames)?

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

A friend of mine has some guitar pedals with 3.5mm power inputs. Maybe stuff like that?

Outrail posted:

Can someone who isn't electrically ignorant explain what the hell you'd use those for? And also what happens if you plug a pair to headphones into it (flames)?

sebmojo posted:

I would guess it's a shop, because it's so absurd.

Piss Meridian posted:

So that's why I'm aroused by sound equipment

Kitfox88 posted:

ASMR

Vaerai Archon posted:

I WOULD LIK TO sell my world of war craft acount. If anyone is interest in human paladin 70 with munt, please PM me!

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sebmojo posted:

That dudes rap sheet is quite the ride, an "epic mount" one might even say

Sagebrush posted:

Oh we have such things to show you

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1264925104175112192?s=20

Outrail posted:

'reciprocating saw blade connector' and 'sex machine' shouldn't be used in the same paragraph.

Outrail posted:

Pro click here

'reciprocating saw blade connector' and 'sex machine' shouldn't be used in the same paragraph.

Outrail posted:

Pro click here

'reciprocating saw blade connector' and 'sex machine' shouldn't be used in the same paragraph.

Crowetron posted:

"The Fucksaw Incident" was my favorite DS9 episode.

Crowetron posted:

"The Fucksaw Incident" was my favorite DS9 episode.

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Shaka, with the Sawzall.

silentsnack posted:

I think traffic signs are not really subject to much interpretation or ambiguity arising from multiple contradictory readings, due to the fact the ideas/meanings they represent are codified by laws/regulations which the viewer is already supposed to know regardless of context (assuming that country/etc requires driving certification to include knowledge of traffic laws and ability to read standardized signs) so the sign simply needs to reference an established idea within a relatively small set of things-you-shouldn't-do-with-a-ton-of-steel-here-and-now.