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Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007





Atticus_1354 posted:

Don't eat the brains and you're fine.

Waste no part of the kill

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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003



Kitfox88 posted:

Waste no part of the kill

Feed them to your enemies.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



SplitSoul posted:

The case you're thinking of didn't involve consent and IIRC it was a movie cameo and restaurant reviews.

He’s also done weird porn.

The costars were not thrilled.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005



surely I can eat some brains??

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com


Biplane posted:

surely I can eat some brains??

You can have a little brains, as a treat.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Kitfox88 posted:

Waste no part of the kill

Puree it and use it to make leather out of the hide. One brain is usually just enough to tan the full skin of a mammal

Strange Charm
Apr 6, 2008

There is a strange charm in the thoughts of a good legacy, or the hopes of an estate, which wondrously removes or at least alleviates the sorrow that men would otherwise feel for the death of friends.

Biplane posted:

surely I can eat some brains??

You can peel the meninges off with your teeth, like a grape

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

Dreams, Amelia - dreams and false alarms

Megamarm

Super Waffle posted:

RIP Scoots Magoo and your one eyed pirate cat

If I recall correctly he died on the table during some kind of back surgery. We all found out in the GBS Warhammer megathread where he was quite active.

Wait, ScootsMagoo or the cat?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR


Super Waffle posted:

RIP Scoots Magoo and your one eyed pirate cat

If I recall correctly he died on the table during some kind of back surgery. We all found out in the GBS Warhammer megathread where he was quite active.

Supposedly Scott Smago didn't actually die, but there's no real confirmation of that. Also the 1-eyed cat wasn't his.

edit the evidence was The Finn posting "Scoots isn't dead" and then the account re-regging two years after his supposed death, but then the account was deleted in 2014 so who knows

Baron von Eevl has a new favorite as of 02:06 on May 3, 2021

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Take your back pills as I explain to you Smells Like Teen Spirit was closer chronologically to the Beatles arriving in the US than today. You're going to need your rest for when you go to the grocery store and hear Eminem and Soundgarden on the piped in oldies station.

This inspired me to check up on another fact, and sure enough: The Beatles' reunion songs for the Anthology (Free As A Bird, Real Love) are now older than the last Beatles album was when those songs came out.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has cîsebœuf?


Sir Lemming posted:

This inspired me to check up on another fact, and sure enough: The Beatles' reunion songs for the Anthology (Free As A Bird, Real Love) are now older than the last Beatles album was when those songs came out.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007




HolePisser1982 posted:

Post Exposure Aids Facility
Resetera Gaming Forum
25th June 2049



“Repeat your baseline.”


Deacon, drifting, a reason to live. Reason to live.


Hordes of freakers, open world, survival. Reason to live.


[ps5 coil whine growing louder and louder]


“What does it feel like to craft brutal melee weapons?!”


Next gen. Cinematic. Reason to live.


“What does Deacon find in the post credits scene?!”


The freakers’ weakness. Reason to live.


[fan spinning down, rest mode beep]


”You can collect your PS PLUS titles”



Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com



For those of us who aren't fully versed in whatever 40k/console gaming crossover BS this is, can you please explain?

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007



Outrail posted:

For those of us who aren't fully versed in whatever 40k/console gaming crossover BS this is, can you please explain?

it’s a funny post about a video game and the bad expensive “collectors” items that are sold

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418



Kitfox88 posted:

Waste no part of the kill

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_balls

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



flavor.flv posted:

Puree it and use it to make leather out of the hide. One brain is usually just enough to tan the full skin of a mammal

Thank you for this information, Jame Gumb.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009



A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Take your back pills as I explain to you Smells Like Teen Spirit was closer chronologically to the Beatles arriving in the US than today. You're going to need your rest for when you go to the grocery store and hear Eminem and Soundgarden on the piped in oldies station.
The star of Top Gun, the F-14 Tomcat fighter jet is now an older plane than the ww2 era P-51 Mustang was when the movie was filmed.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

The WW2 era P-51 Mustang is older now than it was when Top Gun was shot - older even than the iconic F-14 Tomcat.

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

"People have only as much liberty as they have the intelligence to want and the courage to take."

If Billy Corgan wrote 1979 today it would be called 2004

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



The date of Joe Biden’s birth is closer to the Civil War than to the present day.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




I just listened to Disco 2000 by Pulp while walking to the store. Deborah is dead now.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004



Grimey Drawer

Every dog from Disney's 1996 live adaptation of 101 Dalmations is dead now. All of them. Dead.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?



If 2001: A Space Odyssey were filmed today it would have Chris Pratt as Dave and Awkwafina as HAL.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


Lobok posted:

If 2001: A Space Odyssey were filmed today it would have Chris Pratt as Dave and Awkwafina as HAL.

Half of that idea is excellent.

thecluckmeme
Mar 31, 2013

I AM A FUCKING MORON



Grimey Drawer

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Half of that idea is excellent.

*HAL shutting down* VAGINA IS 50 TIMes bett-er than... a... penis...

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' YA'LL TO KEEP IT TIGHT


Outrail posted:

For those of us who aren't fully versed in whatever 40k/console gaming crossover BS this is, can you please explain?

If you look at the item's description, they repeat a line about "having a reason to live".

In Blade Runner 2049, whenever Officer K returns to base, he has to take a baseline test of his emotional deviance by repeating certain phrases/words to a camera.

HolePisser combined those into a silly Blade Runner meme (that I still giggle at when I see it)

That's about it

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006



Soiled Meat

Linux Pirate posted:

Monsterjamisim. Each monster truck is a patron saint of something. Be it cheap liquor, beef ravioli, or a silk button up Goku shirt. When you die, if you are good, you become a monster truck, but if you are bad you become a car to be smashed. Services are held SUNDAYSUNDAY SUNDAY kids are still just 5 buuucks.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014


Biplane posted:

Anyone have an old post where the poster is telling someone how to give their cat good glutes, and having to really gently caress up your cat to get those glutes swole?

quote:

"dear letter to the editor, my cat has weak as hell glutes, what should i do?

- sincerely, flummoxed in florida"

quote:

Flummoxed in Florida, wow, just wow! Your cat should havce great rear end mother loving glutes. What's going on? If you're training your felines correctly, the glutes are one muscle that should Ex-MOtherFucking-plode, nikka.
Ok... that was a little harsh. I guess some cats have a hard time getting those glutes up to par but I have a few tips for you that will get thos glutes as nice as all hell.

1.) put a 45lb plate on your cats back. they will seem to be crushed under the weight but if they really want to get out they are going to have to squat that poo poo up off them, so if they want it they will do it.
2.) keep the cardio to a minimum while bulking your cat. If your cat is like most cats it just naturally wants to move around or whatever. this is wrong, loving. You're going to want to keep your cat in a confined rear end as all loving hell cage whree they cant really move when you're not training. this gives the muscles time to rest and regrow.
3.) make your time. remember this sht doesn't happen over night. it's going to be a while, ut dont let that get you lazy thinking you can slack off. you can't you need to seriously gently caress this cat up every single day then throw it back into a place where it can't move.
4.) yank on its tail. many people dont konw this but the tail is directly attached to their rear end so yank on that loving tail till it screams this is going to stimulate muscle growth in its hind quarters. HOld that cat upside down by its tail if you want.

Boom!! there you got. a cat with a nice as gently caress rear end.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005




yes god thank you

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

Sarcastic Bastard

Pillbug

My birth date is closer to the start of WW I than today.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014






Rust Martialis posted:

My birth date is closer to the start of WW I than today.

On the plus side, the start of WWIII is closer to today than today is to the start of WWII.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Happy Cat is a meme as old as the first Back to the Future was when Happy Cat became a meme

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has cîsebœuf?


I have a comparison that makes me feel old but it's about Star Trek so I'm not gonna share it because it'd make me sound like a nerd

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?



Captain Hygiene posted:

I have a comparison that makes me feel old but it's about Star Trek so I'm not gonna share it because it'd make me sound like a nerd

Sure hope the comparison is over 18 years old.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011






Muldoon

The year 2100 is closer to today than it is to the year 2000.

Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!


Lobok posted:

Sure hope the comparison is over 18 years old.

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


You cannot beat the classics.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has cîsebœuf?


EorayMel posted:

quote:

your gay

so what

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader

Lobok posted:

Sure hope the comparison is over 18 years old.

Huh, did Captain Hygiene recently lose his star?

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EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


SyNack Sassimov posted:

Huh, did Captain Hygiene recently lose his star?


Benjammin posted:

Whats up guys. Seein if anyone is down to blaze tonight in the Bay Area. I have a little under an eighth left, lookin for some goons to smoke with.

Oh, and I am high right now, so if this post was a no-no, is smoking weed an acceptable defense?

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