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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I remember reading about someone who tried to DIY instead of getting a purpose built adapter. She just shoved the sawsall blade into the base of a silicon dildo. It ended in the ER and the news.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Looks like someone never heard of the fucksaw incident

don't worry nobody got hurt

This isn’t even what the professor John Michael Bailey is most famous for.

He wrote The Man Who Would Be Queen, which popularised Ray Blanchard’s transexual typology.

Not a great career.

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Rust Martialis posted:

Bashir, when the dildo broke

Garak, cheeks spread wide.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Garak, cheeks spread wide.

Odo, returning to solid.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Memento posted:



Cool MLK tattoo my dude.

Except that's Denzel Washington playing MLK.



sephiRoth IRA posted:

It’s worse, he’s actually playing Malcolm X



Memento posted:

Yeah sorry. I haven't seen the film in question and honestly couldn't pick MLK or Malcolm X out of a lineup. I'll do better.



teen witch posted:

...out of a lineup?

:chanpop:

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Even better, it's actually a Spike Lee sleeve.

https://twitter.com/DINGOHIVE/status/1267878286761365506

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

SephiRoth IRA is a seriously good name.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Moon Slayer posted:

SephiRoth IRA is a seriously good name.
Talking about things that land differently in different places, I enjoyed the name but didn't understand the random capital R

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

sebmojo posted:

Guess the thread

Whatever is the canonical opposite of that subject. Something in GWS?

Or for a change of pace maybe a thread about Hitler went to that vice the other way

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Talking about things that land differently in different places, I enjoyed the name but didn't understand the random capital R

A Roth IRA is a type of retirement fund

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Zore posted:

A Roth IRA is a type of retirement fund
yeah I googled it afterwards, that's what I meant when I said it landed very differently

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.
Help! My Hoth IRA is frozen!

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Broth IRA. That's all I got

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

It's got a lot of stock in it.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Who's Ira Roth? I only know of Tim Roth.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Platystemon posted:

This isn’t even what the professor John Michael Bailey is most famous for.

He wrote The Man Who Would Be Queen, which popularised Ray Blanchard’s transexual typology.

Not a great career.

I was wondering if it was that Bailey. *cracks knuckles* looks like I have more work to do.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

Moon Slayer posted:

SephiRoth IRA is a seriously good name.

“Big Tiddy Goth IRA”

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Sloth IRA

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Platystemon posted:

“Big Tiddy Goth IRA”

drat that's good too.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Who's Ira Roth? I only know of Tim Roth.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Arcsquad12 posted:

Well, I just watched The Offspring. That made me hate the Picard show a whole lot more and now I am sad.



Ghostlight posted:

the more you suffer the more it shows you really care.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Right?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Yeah

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Ooga chaka






wait, poo poo

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Yeah

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Oh now it's a Rob Zombie cover version. I love this

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
Are we the worm?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Dameius posted:

Are we the worm?

If you have to ask then yes, you're the worm

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I'm gonna start walking without rhythm.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Dameius posted:

Are we the worm?

Welcome to the world of worms

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

My dad, via speakerphone: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

A LOVELY LAD posted:

Poor freckles, thought of antifa and died

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

MizPiz posted:

Deleted because it's apparently made up, but I had to read it so you do too.



Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I bet if you ran your fingers around his rear end in a top hat counterclockwise, the skin tags spell out "Nazi" in braille.
:catstare:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Volmarias posted:

There's more than one, though.



I suppose that's more the one watching you shower

QuarkJets posted:

There's a knock at the door. "Oh I hope that's Unix picking me up for our date!" I peer through the keyhole and see GNU's creepy face peering back. "Oh God drat it this is bullshit. GNU isn't Unix." I call Unix and tell them to hurry the gently caress up because GNU is here and I just can't even right now

Edit:

Max Wilco posted:

Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets

Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 05:48 on Jun 7, 2020

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

I've always been a fan of the "psychopath or out-of-context Crusader Kings II" genre, so here's one but from a different game.

Katt posted:

Found a good way to prevent prison breaks. Give them a bionic spine and then take it out :yaycloud:


Edit: Captured a tribal that was great at mining and shooting but is a body purist who got his spine shot off during a raid.


It's going to take a wide combination of drugs and implants to make this guy a contributing member of society.

Edit: never mind. Joywire brain surgery failed and he got 60% permanent brain damage.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Moon Slayer posted:

I've always been a fan of the "psychopath or out-of-context Crusader Kings II" genre, so here's one but from a different game.

Having a Prison Spine was the best back when worshipping Dagon was all the rage. Sadly that went out of style :smith:

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Rimworld?

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Yep.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Trillhouse posted:

*OwO* what’s this?




Collateral Damage posted:

For the OwOperator in you.

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

DrBouvenstein posted:

looking at a wiki article on Pterosaurs, it seems that some 19th century paleontologist thought they might have been some sort of flying marsupial:

quote:

In 1843, Edward Newman thought pterosaurs were flying marsupials.[91] As the bat model correctly depicted pterosaurs as furred and warm-blooded, it better approached the true physiology of pterosaurs than Cuvier's "reptile model".

beanieson posted:

Pterosaur, flappin so fast
Pterosaur, he scream at own rear end
Pterosaur, crazy for meat
Pterosaur, extinct as can be

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