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Phy posted:For all your faults, I do respect you people for having the humility to take the awful plastic cheese and name it after yourself. It's like us and our geese. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3DuvTadLHI&t=50s
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Phy posted:For all your faults, I do respect you people for having the humility to take the awful plastic cheese and name it after yourself. It's like us and our geese. Canada geese are the loud, messy, uncultured, belligerent fuckwits of North American birds, and its great when they gently caress off South of the border in winter. Calling them Canada geese instead of 'merica Geese feels like a sort of half formed in joke.
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Canada Geese are extremely Canadian, it's just the stuff that doesn't normally make it outside the country
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Guess what, every country has a plethora of lovely snack foods and other problems. Does anyone have a funny quote to share?
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Phy posted:For all your faults, I do respect you people for having the humility to take the awful plastic cheese and name it after yourself. It's like us and our geese.
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Jul 9, 2020 18:06
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Kitfox88 posted:Boooooooo Whey to be a downer.
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Collateral Damage posted:Canadian geese are the karmic counterweight to the niceness of Canadian people. Honestly some of the rudest people I’ve ever met were from British Columbia
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Jul 9, 2020 18:35
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They may have been three geese in a trenchcoat, admittedly
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Did they hiss at you, block sidewalks and leave foul-smelling green stains everywhere? Because if so your odds are still about 50:50
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christmas boots posted:Honestly some of the rudest people I’ve ever met were from British Columbia BC, Ontario, and I guess Alberta in a different way, have always struck me as the most U.S. American of the Canadian provinces, as someone who isn't North American at all. Almost indistinguishable. The Frenchies are ironically the most Canadian ones in my eyes, along with the 50 English speakers who live along the eastern seaboard.
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British Columbia: The America of Canada
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Isn't that the case?
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Captain Hygiene posted:British Columbia: The America of Canada Please, that is SO Alberta.
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Jul 9, 2020 19:12
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Alberta is just an embarrassingly massive weeb. Except instead of fetishising Japan, its Texas.
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Dameius posted:Alberta is just an embarrassingly massive weeb. Except instead of fetishising Japan, its Texas.
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"Whoop-Up County"? Alberta is already Texas. As for the rest of Canada, I'll be having Nunavut. hur hur
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Collateral Damage posted:Yeehaboos? I'm from Calgary and I'm stealing this
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Jul 9, 2020 20:43
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I once saw a guy in Vancouver who looked so much like Hitler that he really shouldn't have grown a moustache, and yet he had.
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Jul 9, 2020 20:46
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Unkempt posted:I once saw a guy in Vancouver who looked so much like Hitler that he really shouldn't have grown a moustache, and yet he had. Oh, Ehdolf...
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Guess what, every country has a plethora of lovely snack foods and other problems. Does anyone have a funny quote to share? I found one! Captain Hygiene posted:Oh, Ehdolf...
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I couldn't resist taking it all the way:
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This one inaccurately suggests Chalmers yelling SEYMOUR! was diagetic. No points.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Guess what, every country has a plethora of lovely snack foods and other problems. Does anyone have a funny quote to share? SIXER FOR BACK-SEAT MODDING ...Erm, yeah, no, sorry. I just got these shiny new IK buttons and I'm dying to take them for a spin. But seriously, slapfights over "well my country rules and your country drools" are a pretty tedious derail that's never gonna end with someone saying "gosh, you've convinced me that my country is terrible!" More funny quotes, please and thank you. I'll go with one from our esteemed Fleta that always cracks me up. It's probably not knee-slapping funny unless you're familiar with lovely kids' non-fiction books but: Fleta Mcgurn posted:Anyone know where I might be able to buy bulk used kid's books? I am taking over a second grade homeroom class at a local international School; we don't have a library currently because we're converting the current space to be eligible for the IB. the classroom books currently are fun titles like LET'S LOOK AT ROCKS and SATURN IS A THING; my kids are not native English speakers and need some interesting poo poo. "SATURN IS A THING" gets me every time. (And no, she's not wildly exaggerating about some of those titles.)
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JacquelineDempsey posted:SIXER FOR BACK-SEAT MODDING Probate me you coward
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oldpainless posted:Probate me you coward More like oldpostless
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oldpainless posted:Probate me you coward  e: but with a funny quote worthy of this thread Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 03:09 on Jul 10, 2020 |
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Super Waffle posted:More like oldpostless More like oldprobeless
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zoux posted:Dude can you imagine the rage when there is not only no HS football, but any football at all this fall. halokiller posted:The rapture has a better chance happening than football not being played this year. i say swears online posted:maybe our idea of the rapture was a little too wholesome for reality. a lot of people sure are going to heaven
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For context, this is from the TexasPol thread. HS football is basically a religion here.
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JacquelineDempsey posted:SIXER FOR BACK-SEAT MODDING *bends over and accepts fate* j-dempz posted:I'll go with one from our esteemed Fleta that always cracks me up. It's probably not knee-slapping funny unless you're familiar with lovely kids' non-fiction books but: I still laugh every time I think about "Robert Makes a Graph." I won't quote myself in here because that's rude, but if anyone wants to see what inspired my frustration, the post is here. e: fixed the link
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Zamujasa posted:this thread is a tesla and prince is a firetruck
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SiKboy posted:Anyone giving the symbol can safely be punched; Either they are a Nazi and can be punched for being a nazi, or they are trying to tell you things are okay, but its 2020 and nothing is okay, so can be punched for lying to you.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:This peanut in the log of poo poo I'm eating is satisfyingly crunchy from a discussion of whether to watch all of Star Trek TNG season 1
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The peanut in this example is those conspiracy bugs, I assume.
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WarpedNaba posted:See, this is why you never eat the fish.
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winterwerefox posted:Jesus, can we avoid pedophile jokes. oldpainless posted:Agreed. They’re getting old which nobody likes.
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More like oldjokeless.
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I give you a post from the Fifth of May, 2018.VH4Ever posted:He can thank Obama for that. It took almost two years to totally stop the bleeding after W left and even with the latest rosy reports on jobs and etc, economists are already seeing choppy waters on the horizon, maybe as soon as later this year. Like how we currently use a fever inducing virus to kill cancer cells, we might need another big recession to kill the Trump chud cancer and I unironically hope for bad times for this reason. Otherwise I do think this cultural rot will win in the end.
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