Splicer posted:

The best GBS was sqrt(-1)

Facebook Aunt posted:

It's not when they start that matters, but when they finish. If a guy is 20 years older than his wife and she keeps having babies into her 40s then it's not hard for a guy's last son to be born when he is in his 60s.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

My father's father didn't know his exact age when he signed up for the navy during WW2 (he was an orphan), turns out he was 16.

My stepmother's father rode a warhorse in WW1. She's 4 years younger than my dad.

jesus WEP posted:

this sounds like the setup for some puzzle in the back of a newspaper

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Philip's grandfather fought in the spanish american war and always lies.

Facebook Aunt posted:

It's not when they start that matters, but when they finish. If a guy is 20 years older than his wife and she keeps having babies into her 40s then it's not hard for a guy's last son to be born when he is in his 60s.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

My father's father didn't know his exact age when he signed up for the navy during WW2 (he was an orphan), turns out he was 16.

My stepmother's father rode a warhorse in WW1. She's 4 years younger than my dad.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

My father's father didn't know his exact age when he signed up for the navy during WW2 (he was an orphan), turns out he was 16.

My stepmother's father rode a warhorse in WW1. She's 4 years younger than my dad.

dreamin of semen posted:

_{this was funnier in my head/before I discovered that my tablet was broken}

fizzymercury posted:

Today I found out that the Black Keys aren't the Kings of Leon and neither of them are Cage the Elephant.

I'm bad at music.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Finally found the guy in charge of labeling songs on Kazaa

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Thank you for this information, Jame Gumb.

Splicer posted:

The best GBS was sqrt(-1)

3D Megadoodoo posted:

The horse is still alive?

Phy posted:

Once you've been in the trenches of the Somme, ants hold little terror any more

Jedit posted:

James Doohan (yes, Scotty from Star Trek) became a father for the last time when he was 80, and he himself was the youngest of four children. So there's a woman out there who just turned 21 and whose grandfather was born in 1885.

rodbeard posted:

I wonder if anyone's collecting any benefits off of him fighting in World War II. The last person receiving spousal benefits from the civil war didn't die until June of last year.

flavor.flv posted:

pseudorandom posted:

Ohhh, so that's how he got his nickname, Gabe "Two Teeth" Newell.

Jabberlock posted:

Actually it was more than that but Valve can't count to three.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Fuckin’ Multi-Level Maoism over here, my brain just broke.

clear eyes full farts posted:

Discount vasectomy

venus de lmao posted:

sounds like a rip-off

hell yes posted:

lowtax has gone full on meltdown lmao if your still going to keep posting here unless you like being a yes-man regarding his dirty laundry
it's clear

if we must never stop posting it's imperative to emigrate elsewhere

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Soylent Pudding posted:

The only ethical dildo is that anatomically correct elf dildo made by that one goon artisanal dildo manufacturer and designed by Elise the Great.

joylessdivision posted:

I am absolutely going to regret this, but my curiosity is too great.

Link?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Yeah, they have a recreation of his dick. Gannons, too.

Ex-Cyberpsycho Guy posted:

okay hear me out:

does anyone ever get tired of accidentally dying or seeing someone you posted alongside with years dying because of some drug? I know it's hard to quit poo poo, and some people feel like they have no other escape, but aren't you tired of accidentally killing yourself due to overdose from returning to drugs after a long period of pause. Here's my solution to this extremely easy to figure out problem:


If you do drugs, dont ever STOP doing drugs until you are going to 100% absoutely quit. Keep pumping that poo poo into your body, through the butthole, mouth or needle, and never ever loving stop doing it until you're either completely dead from massive overdose (wait, this wont happen because now you do the drugs all the time and your tolerance informs you what your safe level is!) or until you're ready to stop doing drugs until the end of your motherfucking life for all time (no rehab-indian style retreats here FINISHED).

I know this probably sounds bad. But how many overdoses are someone that comes back to heroin or fenty that they've been off of because it ruins their loving lives and makes them do unmentionable things to people that love them and they love. Naturally, however, they come back because they can't poo poo right, or can't get out of bed without sweating all the way through the sheets. If you're going to do drugs, be a motherfcuking MAN about it, KEEP BLASTING IT SAFELY AND NEVER loving STOP NOT EVEN ONCE until you've finished your life. OR when you're ready to drop all of it and walk away.

also since I have your attention here, are we as a community ready to combat the wave of the first group of LONG TERM TCC user deaths that will undoubtably be coming in waves in about 20 or 25 years? Have you gotten ovarian cancer because you used a powder made by the same people that made the 1 shot covid19 vaccination? Did you ever drop dead because you couldn't breathe during the years 2020-2021? Dont be so ashamed of dying, but surely dont do it on accident.

Hell Yeah posted:

op has never smoked weed.

Karia posted:

darkwasthenight posted:

Word of Elise's puntl escapades have spread waayyyy across the Greater Internet thanks to Tumblr. I forget the thread it was in but she popped into a discussion to admit that her husband had vaguely referenced it in therapy and the therapist immediately went "Wait, the elf dick lady is YOUR WIFE??"

EorayMel posted:

EorayMel posted:

quote:

The list of subforums with higher bodycounts than ours is legion at this point, for gently caress's sake.

EasilyConfused posted:

Someone in that thread claims:


Which subforums do y'all think make that list?

EasilyConfused posted:

Someone in that thread claims:


Which subforums do y'all think make that list?

EasilyConfused posted:

Someone in that thread claims:


Which subforums do y'all think make that list?

some plague rats posted:

I mean GiP regulars killed a million people and counting

darkwasthenight posted:

Word of Elise's puntl escapades have spread waayyyy across the Greater Internet thanks to Tumblr. I forget the thread it was in but she popped into a discussion to admit that her husband had vaguely referenced it in therapy and the therapist immediately went "Wait, the elf dick lady is YOUR WIFE??"

elise the great posted:

That loving elf dick thing will haunt me to my grave. My husband told his therapist about me getting doxxed after making a viral post about Florence Nightingale, and mused that it would be ironic if I got fired for that instead of writing about elf dicks and vagina tentacles, and his therapist said wait, the elf dick weirdo is your wife?

Platystemon posted:

thats this thread op

dreamin of semen posted:

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

McGavin posted:

When someone emptyquotes your post.

Carthag Tuek posted:

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

We've hit the "it's just openly misogyny" part of the TERF cycle.

https://twitter.com/brynismyname/status/1390569650585542657

Weldon Pemberton posted:

"Why would a female person be interested in weight lifting?" asks woman who is unaware of worldwide craze for gigantic asses

ultrafilter posted:

I dunno, it seems like there are plenty of gigantic asses in Mumsnet.