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Tree Goat posted:

weird episode in the heart of france in the first year?
increasingly ineffective trips to more and more arbitrary and remote parts of the globe?
a command staff of highly trained graduates of top universities that is gradually replaced by mediocrities selected for their willingness to avoid the material reality that the whole enterprise is doomed?
under the control of an organization founded by an ambiguously asexual antisemite?

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

The antifa tree says "Nazi trunks gently caress off"

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Lovely Joe Stalin posted:

Why is his handface bigger than his faceface?

fancy stats posted:

I think it means he has cancer?

take_it_slow posted:

Gwangnam-Dong

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zedprime posted:

Lol if you aren't instantly looking for a ring when you see something round and red-tan.

Waci posted:

Finally, a way to subsist entirely by eating rear end

haveblue posted:

I was really disappointed to learn "pork butt" is actually a shoulder cut

Waci posted:

Finally, a way to subsist entirely by eating rear end

Tarkus posted:

In much the same way I never ask women about them being pregnant unless I see it crowning, I don't ask people about their past, their origins or make assumption about their relations to others. It just makes sense.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Especially when your mind sees a young dark-skinned woman and immediately goes to "housekeeper that can't speak English"

EDIT: When I heard of crowning as a kid I thought they put a little king's hat on the baby because it's their birthday.

Danaru posted:

Is that not what that means?

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wargames posted:

I do have a linkedin, and while it suppose to be the opposite of tinder, in that young attractive (hr) ladies are suppose to message computer nerds only to get ignored. I find it to be exactly like tinder in that i am completely ignored by everything.

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

That loving clown is mad about bread now?

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Paladinus posted:

There actually were some cases when HR ladies promised dates (or more) if you submit your CV. Only happened to some high seniority professionals, though. The idea is it's a way to find a successful husband who can support you, and finally escape the hell that is working in HR.

Pope Hilarius II posted:

Sounds like Eastern Europe or California to me

JosephWongKS posted:

Is there a word for something that goes beyond “Mary Sue”?

Sindai posted:

This is a level beyond Mary Sue. I call it...Mary Two.

FogHelmut posted:

My dad just moved from Marlton Lakes to Audubon, which somehow has more turkeys despite the lack of forests.

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

I mean, if birds are gonna be anywhere it's gonna be in Audubon.

Section 9 posted:

I'm trying to remember a post where they were talking about slowly taking away meaning from words and the post degraded until it was just like "eeee eeee e e eeee" or something like that.

reflir posted:

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shelley posted:

I love that post.

reflir posted:

I know exactly what you mean, why have distinctions between planets and dwarf planets? Why not just refer to everything in space as either chunks of rock or globes of gas? In fact, why would we even distinguish between those? Why have distinctioa aaa aaaaa? Whaaaa aa aaaaaa aaaaa aaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Bicyclops posted:

had a dream last night that there was this new, AAA hit where you had to go through rooms in a mansion and exorcise ghosts. the actual exorcism was just mashing a button (with the exact same feeling as Oil Barons in yakuza kiwami 2's cabaret club), but you had to set up for each encounter by organizing a bunch of your character's memories and thoughts in a way that would make the ghosts hate staying in the world of the living. the throught/memory organization menu looked just like Sim Tower. i got so good at the game that i was the current world record for speedrunning it. the final ghost was called Jilted Lover and the way to win was to search the internet for the most disgusting porn possible and arrange it into the thought tower, because any kind of sex upset her.

the way streaming worked in the dream, people could video call into the stream and make comments on the run, and i was miserable because all of my calls were people wearing masks and screaming into their microphone that i was a horrible person for calling their particular fetishes "disgusting" and for supporting a kinkshaming video game. some group of foot fetish people in particular organized "raids" of my streaming channel to spam foot fetish porn. at one point i made a disgusted face and said "jeez, i'm starting to feel like the ghost here!" and that became a meme that people would use to react to anything they didn't like. i hated that i was suddenly well known for for what porn i thought was disgusting, but i really liked playing the game. i was so good at it and beating my own record periodically felt like it does when you break through a difficulty wall in a souls game. then, somehow, the final ghost starting transmitting porn back into MY brain and i couldn't make the game stop. she was laughing like this had been her plan the whole time. i woke up when she started transmitting nudes of my ex girlfriend.

angerbeet posted:

Dial M for Moist

Code Jockey posted:

it's like a 3DMark demo, I expect the camera to spiral around it at 20fps while every fan in my PC goes nuts

Sir Lemming posted:

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Tin Tim posted:

Also, TIL that you can use the vibrator to quickly recover mood&focus during long reading sessions. How did I not learn this sooner wth

zedprime posted:

I don't normally read threads about periodically blasting yourself with a vibrator while studying to keep up focus, are there any I should be keeping up on?