Spanish Manlove posted:

When god created the universe and said "let there be light" he then said "drat she ugly, let there not be light"

wild drama llama posted:

RFC2324 posted:

holy poo poo I think I just figured out wtf he was talking about.

she was squeezing the water out of her hair after she got out

Splicer posted:

He had a day off from school and is mad he spent it at the doctor's office. He doesn't like showering, but he got up late and was told he could skip showering. He then had to get in water anyway and is mad at the (perceived) bait and switch.

He doesn't like tight clothes, but has heard of or seen his sister or other girls/women deliberately wearing tight or revealing clothing for inexplicable reasons. If she'd held her hair up like in a shower he might have conceded that the showerlike situation might have outweighed her joy at wearing tight clothing, but since her hair was down she obviously must have been enjoying it.

So not only did he have to spend his day off at the doctors in tight clothes in water after being deceived into thinking he wouldn't have to get wet today, but his sister got to spend a whole 8 minutes in tight clothes and she didn't even have to hold her hair up.

Jedit posted:

10/10 post/avatar combo there.

elise the great posted:

Wait, what double meaning? poo poo gently caress

elise the great posted:

Oh my god, I’ve had that avatar for years and years, it predates the elf dick thing. Holy poo poo, maybe I subliminally came up with the tentacles thing from staring at that Starfleet Dental caduceus all the time.

Sagebrush posted:

yeah, because it's internally inconsistent.

i'm fine with barack obama becoming the size of an oak tree; nothing in the story says he can't. but satellites only de-orbit because of air friction and it says right there that that isn't happening any more.

could have used a science editor

Joe Bogan posted:

I'm so angry I got this pun without having to click through for context.

oldpainless posted:

There’s a reason the French are invariably referred to as “nefarious”

Splicer posted:

I'm looking for a podcast search engine that lets you search by number of podcasters. Or just a list of podcasts with three people and none of them are macelroys

Imagined posted:

Three shall be the hosts thou shalt have, and the number of the hosts shall be three. Four shalt thou not have, neither have thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. McElroys are right out.

RFC2324 posted:

Because it actually bothered me

https://www.lpaonline.org/faq-

Looks like dwarves no longer exclude other little people, and little person is the umbrella term.

Also, just call people by their names if you can lol

freeedr posted:

At my school all the nerds were straight-A students and always seemed to know what was going on automatically despite the school’s poor communication when lots of us (or at least me) had no idea

Grimdude posted:

She even uses the expression "avoiding me like the plague" and it doesn't register for one loving second what she's saying.

EDIT: poo poo double post. I didn't think that was even possible in this thread
EDIT 2: this isn't even the thread I thought it was. gently caress I'm high

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

the crabs don't care. your emotions are nothing to them, and they will treat you with the same grave unconcern from whatever distance you please until you interfere with them

Ugly In The Morning posted:

The size and positioning of the first “o” made my brain read it as an “A” for a second.

I don’t think I would listen to “shart music”.

Moon Slayer posted:

That explains your posts.

RFC2324 posted:

All that is true, but ignores the fact that eddings openly recycled plot point from one book to the next on the same drat series. Like, books 3 and 4 of the malloreon are the exact same book in a slightly different setting.

Hes the DM that only knows inns and goblin caves. There might be so e differences from adventure to adventure, but you know some ale is gonna be drank and some goblins are going to bleed

Arivia posted:

it's actually in the rivan codex, one of the essays is his formula for putting together fantasy series

Blue Footed Booby posted:

This is what happens when you have a forum full of contrarians. It's the same reason the place went from probating poor punctuation in the era of AOL speak to acting like that was always a dumb idea once the rest of the internet started typing more or less normally.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i'm still baffled by the "hah your mum enjoyed my small dick " staging tbh, but as long as everyone's happy

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Oh really? So why can't you see the pony?

Spanish Manlove posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FoaomccQJY

Phlegmish posted:

I'm pretty sure I remember reading that the UK, the strong independent nation that don't need no EU, recently proudly announced that they'd made an excellent chicken-based trade deal with the US

Good luck with your Fallout chickens, definitely sticking it to those bureaucrats

Dabir posted:

ejecting something from somewhere at very high speed

Outrail posted:

'I Am My Own Charity' is a hell of a grift.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I went up to Darwin after high school during the hottest part of the year and I don't think I ever adjusted back.

Platystemon posted:

Is there anything Australia hasn’t lost on a beach?

They even lost a prime minister.

aardwolf posted:

On rice cookers:

Captain Hygiene posted:

Did you helpfully direct her to the forums rules?

ElMaligno posted:

Kat turn off my cuddling inhibitors

Tupperwarez posted:

RULES OF ROMANCE!
And he picks a nice restaurant
Then he orders some wine (RED WIIIIIINE)
Chat a while (SMALL TAAAALK)
Flashes that hundred-watt smile

Moon Slayer posted:

Feet are gross. I don't like to look at them, even my own. So I always wear socks around the apartment.

christmas boots posted:

Trying to imagine a front-loading shoe since we're talking about it now, but the mechanics of walking make that kind of a stupid idea. I guess maybe if you walk backwards a lot? IDK seems like laces are still a better solution for that.

Turpitude II posted:

*one cheek clapping

Sleeveless posted:

My current friend circle has multiple people in their early- to mid-20s for whom My Little Pony remixes were their version of All Your Base or YTMND in terms of the thing that got them into internet meme culture and which they are now nostalgic for. Also universally they all have traumatic experiences with being in a pony Facebook group or fan site and having adults send them porn or try to sexually roleplay with them because they were too young and naive to understand that it was one of those communities and they were intruding on adult spaces because they only saw the cartoon horses from a show meant for kids and assumed it was for them.

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qhnmvzUTit1r0uzl6.mp4

Dear Prudence posted:

I've seen this happen so much and have to ask why. Is it like a full tang knife verses a partial tang knife?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

That's a frying pan/skillet?

Zaphod42 posted:

They said "like". And they're not wrong, "full tang" is the term in a knife for a blade that continues through the grip instead of being bolted on.

For a skillet though its more a question of how good the bolts are, but I would think a cast-iron (the proverbial "full tang") would be pretty tough to break like that.

tribbledirigible posted:

This. From what I've heard, a full-tang pan ain't nothing to gently caress with.

PipHelix posted:

https://twitter.com/thedavidcrosby/status/1315459950856921094

mind the walrus posted:

Captain Hygiene posted:

Now Jeffrey's gonna have to go behind his own back when he makes demands like that