ryonguy posted:

Minarch posted:

can we knock it off with the loss edits already? mods???

moose face posted:

Human centipede and chill

OldSenileGuy posted:

Recently rearranged my bedroom, and the one problem with the new layout is there’s nowhere to put the projector. But there is a perfect blank wall right in front of the bed. A little MacGuyver’ing later and, voila



Benq1070 + shower mirror + cardboard + toothpick = homemade ultra short throw projector. Sure, I’ve got the keystone correction set to the max and it’s still pretty skewed, but it’s good enough for watching Frasier or Simpsons reruns before I go to sleep.

Is there any actual product out there to achieve what I’m doing here, ideally with better results?

Sir Nose posted:

A tv?

Sir John Falstaff posted:

I mean, is there a reason they're being posted other than "those people look weird?"

mysterious frankie posted:

Because if any one of these people was, say, doing your taxes at H&R Block you'd be like this is a normal person, whatever. But when you put that same person on the Gummo set and photograph them with a treo 700, vomiting cheese sauce into the vhs slot of a combo tv while several fat amish look on, the absurdity of life opens like a flower.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

I got B U R G L E D while I was at work.

BFC: Turns out my insurance has an insane amount of exclusions and barely any of the stolen stuff is covered

PI: My two kitties don't even seem to have noticed. Bet they asked the fuckin' burglar(s) for kibbles

GoGoGadgetChris hosed around with this message at 23:11 on Jan 31, 2019

Hoodwinker posted:

I'm gonna pedant the poo poo out of you, but only because you're Chris: you got burgled, not robbed.

Sorry your poo poo got jacked though.

Motronic posted:

Including a proper safe which they surely had to destroy to get at them?

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

The safe and its contents remained untouched. I had been to the range last weekend and was lazy about putting a couple items back in the safe. I live alone so it's not the first (but certainly the last) time I've done this.

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

I keep all my firearms in a locked unit that only I have access to, and criminals would require extensive tools and time to open. Sounds plenty responsible to me. Tell your General Consensus they're stupid.

canyoneer posted:

Except that time you didn't and left them scattered around like a Doom level

pikachode posted:

i'm glad you got robbed tbh

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Burgled.

Cojawfee posted:

Everytime I want to watch 2001, I remember I have to get through that ape sequence first.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Turn on the TV?

Splizwarf posted:

It's pretty effective, I haven't been in a library in 10 years. Oh, maybe that was because I was worried about how many sets of dickbeaters had fondled the books I was reading. I dunno.

Well, anyway the point is the publishers won in the fight against me because I conceded and I don't read books anymore. Any time I get nostalgic about books and how I liked reading, I just go play a video game or get on the internet. gently caress 'em, they can keep their bat and their ball.

futurebot 2000 posted:

Anytime i feel like going for a run, I just eat a bag of Doritos instead. Suck it, Adidas

error1 posted:

Way back when I hit puberty I built an elaborate masturbation sleeve out of LEGO technic and got my foreskin stuck between the wall and the piston.

It was not one of my proudest moments.

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Dude tech guy

Games dude

Nerd geek


All of these are primo channel names for your YouTube channel where you wax nostalgic about floppy disks while repeatedly holstering and unholstering a 6 shooter like you’re having an old west duel

Cojawfee posted:

So I said "it doesn't matter if I painted over the orange tip, this is still an airsoft rifle and I'm allowed to bring it into the library. That reminded me of going to the library as a kid when I would use their Tandy color computers."

Uncle Enzo posted:

mom1 and dad1 have the SA poster (kid1)
mom1 and dad1 divorce

dad1 remarries to mom2

dad1 and mom2 have the sister (kid2)
dad1 and mom2 divorce
mom2 marries mom3

mom3 is stepmom to kid2, but not to kid1, since kid2 is the child of dad1 and mom2. kid1 and kid2 share a father, but not mothers, and one of their mothers remarried to a woman.

Of course kid1 and kid2 would only be half-siblings in this example, but having a solid blended family that dispenses with the half- designation isn't unheard of.

Bonzo posted:

These new porn categories are getting confusing

haveblue posted:

I have a cdr of mac os x snow leopard someone burned for me but he labeled it "ICE PUSSY" with a sharpie and I had to remember and explain that when someone found it

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

grizzled blue collar dad who had been looking forward to using this as an opportunity to encourage a healthy interest in girls in his kid hangs his head in shame upon learning what is really on the disk

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Who has some quotes from when that goons brother was pudding a bicycle pump where it didn’t belong?

Syncopated posted:

Antonymous posted:

no, no ,no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no