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Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Jeff Sichoe posted:

all that comic accomplished was making me wonder if klingon cocks have got those weird ridges on them too

Angela Christine posted:

It's basically like loving an old timey washboard.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 00:43

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 15:33

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Roro posted:

In the E/N thread titled, "How do I get through the next six months?", OP Benny Harvey begins to lose his poo poo.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 23:26

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Good Christ in heaven there is no way I'm reading all of that, but it started out sperging about dnd and ended with a twelve dicked wookie so that seems about par for the course.

Nastyman has a new favorite as of 18:06 on Apr 10, 2016

# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 12:58

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Anyone who willingly lived through the 90s, present party included, forever has the taint of that godforsaken decade on them and should not be throwing rocks at other media from that period. It was basically the awkward teenage years of the information age, and all we can do is move past it and try to heal.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2019 11:26

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

im still puzzled by the "british cuisine" meme in a world where the midwest exists

What, you don't like mayonnaise and butter casserole?

# ¿ Sep 22, 2019 12:18

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

Welp, I lost that game of "Guess the Thread."

Thought for sure that was going to be about Disco Elysium.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2019 15:57

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

ultrafilter posted:

NASA FIXES MARS LANDER BY TELLING IT TO HIT ITSELF WITH A SHOVEL

Captain Hygiene posted:

Information requested: do you have intent to cry now, repeat, do you have intent to cry, nerd? Over

# ¿ Mar 19, 2020 00:31

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Chichevache posted:

That's not going to be good for business.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2020 14:57

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Elfface posted:

I look at cars and think I want to put my genitals on them.

Every day I walk 12 miles up and down the Wal*Mart parking lot, keying cars with my genitals.

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2020 12:23

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

DontMockMySmock posted:

this is extremely niche physics poo poo, but this post made me wonder if there was a name for a hypothetical supersymmetric* partner to the hypothetical inflaton**. There is, it's "inflatino," which really just looks like you typoed "inflation."

*"supersymmetry" is an extremely popular theory (for which there is less than zero evidence) that extends our understanding of particle physics by doubling how many types of fundamental particles there are

**the entirely undiscovered particle that is an excitation of the field hypothesized to be the cause of cosmic inflation*** in the very early universe

***the hypothetical (but solidly grounded) idea that the early universe (like, less than a billionth of a billionth of a second after the beginning of time) expanded way faster than we think it should've, invented as a way to explain the surprising smoothness of the universe on very large scales

so that's like three levels of hypotheticalness, but of course it still had to have a name, and that name is dumb as heck. This amuses me greatly.

dark matter go brrr

# ¿ May 4, 2020 10:00

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Stuntman posted:

Redpill prime

# ¿ May 22, 2020 14:47

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

RFC2324 posted:

fair, pooping while camping sucks, and I never thought about MREs as a solution the the issue

I just bring a roll of TP from home :shrug:

# ¿ May 30, 2020 18:49

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

*dead christian arrives in heaven, meanwhile on earth thousands of people are screaming in agony as millions and millions of inherited atoms that make up their bodies vanish from existence*

# ¿ May 31, 2020 17:56

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Platystemon posted:

# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 13:38

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

pentyne posted:

Really, really weird vibes coming off this

# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 19:19

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

pentyne posted:

# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 19:44

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Vanadium posted:

It's gonna be a few weeks more before I can bring myself to stop Well Actually'ing anyone mentioning 'pters.

ftfy

# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 20:34

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Holy poo poo, do not sleep on this one, friends. I'd say "I lost it at ____" but I lost it through the whole drat thing.

That was fuckin' art.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2020 15:22

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Phlegmish posted:

Doctors are giving weird advice these days

Moms hate it.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2020 05:41

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Reminded of how MDMA apparently gets nominally straight guys to all suck each others dicks.

Those weren't straight guys.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2020 11:01

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 15:33

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Crabs are just armored spiders

# ¿ Jul 26, 2020 11:30

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