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I'm pretty sure I read a quote in the last thread about the F-35, something about the canadian version interdicting a Bear over canadian airspace, and the guy's wingman exploding when he tried a light banked turn. Also one that ended with a marine f-35 coming in and the marine screaming OOHRAH THESE COLORS DON'T RUN ETC while the ground infantry dude he was supporting prayed for death. Anyone have either of those?
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Related does anyone have that story about the guy who runs slowly
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Phthisis posted:one of my favorites Thanks Breetai posted:"I run slow" is concise and to the point and tells you a lot about the person who wrote it, where he is, where he's going, and where he's been that isn't explicitly stated, and as a result has you rooting for him. What
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Hogge Wild posted:im gay i'm gay I just want to say I'm impressed that these wordfilter to two different things.
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DudeGoofyGuy posted:There's a different filter for every tense of the C-word, as I learned from browsing old GBS recently. 
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schnickety scribe posted:I have the day off today! Yay! It's unbelievably chilly in the apartment, despite the thermostat being up, so I'm breaking out the heater. Screw the electricity bill, I've got my birdies to think of. Neddy Seagoon posted:Your bird's just tweeting. 
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World War Mammories posted:was granos the one who hosed out a piece of his own rear end in a top hat or was that ge cafe  gonna need more on this thank you
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something something shooting his load in an unsuspecting person's face
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Rhymenoserous posted:What if I just watch it casually? Should I stay away from public parks? It depends on if you think DS9 was good or not.
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Rhymenoserous posted:I never really watched it, melted wax guy looked awkward. This qualifies you as an ephebophile. Facebook Aunt posted:Good. I just don't get how you can be so hosed up you think sticking your dick in an unwilling human of any sort is a better idea than buying a bigass tub of lube, unless maybe you don't have hands in which case that sucks but there's probably machines out there for those sorts of cases.
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just poo poo in a sock and throw them in the ditch outside your house by the road then you dont need to flush at all save that water bill 
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Guess the thread trump thr- 
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uh you get socks for free from relatives at least twice a year???
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Dookie Howser wait gently caress
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:Fate/stay night is... quirky, but weirdly good for what it is The 5% is really uncomfortable poo poo though but if you remove all the dragon sex and assaults and junk the remaining 90% is pretty cool, though unabashedly Anime As gently caress.
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Super Soaker Party! posted:It's a tossup between this and "so you work at home OP?" for my favorite first post burn, but I think work at home edges (hah) it out slightly. I don't remember this one, link?
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Pirate Radar posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3712671  I was not expecting the context that came with it
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i have fond memories of the (gibbis i think?) crossfit thread, which was basically just laughing at people giving themselves destroyed muscles and prolapses because that's totally how you know it's working brah
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camgirl fangirl posted:Bro this is the chinese equivalent of “people put meth in your halloween candy” tho this is one of those stupid things that always makes me wonder how it ends up on the lovely local news every year. weed's expensive as poo poo, i'm not gonna waste it by mixing it in with the snickers bars i'm trying to give out to your little turds until AFTER nobody stops by the house and i get to eat all the candy myself
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jfood posted:that is not a rabbit hole you just casually fall into, unless you're looking for something casual with a rabbit's holes.
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smash beam is the best meme i've seen everywhere since the roundabout to be continued stuff
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Seaside Loafer posted:Try and score enough cash to get at least the townhouse to start off with and stick heirlooms in it so your next guy has some extra starting float. Always add to the starting float. Also visit the pub in london to get off with some spy women who will have your child which lets you have 2 legacy's instead of the normal 1. Try and complete the complex quest for the momento mori and you can carry that over to next captain. Pretty soon you can start with the best gun and buy the best deck gun and buy a corvette immediately on your rebirth! There are a bunch of other carry over stat upgrades as well, most of them involve ending your game though so you need to pick a good time. Angepain posted:Dad the job market just doesn't work like that anymore
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it's quite complex which is why it's fine you're reducing it to 'interacting with them is either begging or being pick-pocketed' 
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christmas boots posted:So he called the police to brag about getting a second date idgi?
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Guavanaut posted:Now I am become DEBT, the DESTROYER OF JOBS. TheRat posted:I thought that was curable cancer?
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holy gently caress why doesn't he just use wetwipes
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I didn't know Liam Neeson had an account.
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Moon Slayer posted:Looking at that gassed thread led me to the banlist for another permabanned goon whose reason for being banned was "dead." I checked out the thread and found a classic: Can someone post the series of things that are like A GOON DOES [X], GETS [Y] that ends with the french catacombs one.
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BOOTY-ADE posted:This one? yes, thank you, i always crack up at the final one so bad it hurts
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parents bought a boomer owned house that's like 200 years old and has all the renovations to match inspector didn't do poo poo so we found out two years ago that half the house is still wired with kob and tube lol
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RagnarokAngel posted:SS13 is what happens when years of code (that was started by someone else) continues to build into a cronenberg monster. Siljmonster posted:Don't call the Something Awful Forums "SS13"
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