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Keket posted:Has anyone got that quote about a dystopian future with driver-less cars and the persons being chased on their old fuel driven motorbike? Need it for a project. How about I just link you to the thread
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2016 20:06 |
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 15:35 |
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Hogge Wild posted:if you aren't asian like me you aren't allowed to use yellow smilies
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 18:11 |
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Well, goddamn
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2017 21:22 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Piss Chug Girl was the piss balrog and the story had a surprisingly happy ending Piss balrog, now? Did someone enter the magical realm? e: you know what I don't think I actually want to know
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2018 00:57 |
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Roro posted:Purebred animals already have certified names, and they're almost always really dumb. Back in the 1700s, when there weren't so freakin many purebred horses in need of increasingly convoluted and therefore unique names*, there was a champion racehorse named Potoooooooo. The story is that it was supposed to be named Potatoes, but the stablehand sent to register it played a cheeky joke and had it named Pot-8-"o's". *would not be surprised if by now there was a horse named xXx_*sephiroth*_xXx
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2018 17:33 |
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purple death ray posted:death of the author This but instead of "death", "retirement from webcomicing to write food blogs and create bespoke sody-pops"
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 05:26 |
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The first time I heard it I was lying in bed listening on headphones, and I woke my wife up from silently quaking with laughter at "HOO WEARS A GRADUATION CAP"
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# ¿ May 10, 2018 16:41 |
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From BSS, talking about Marvel Comics character The ThingYond Cassius posted:Slightly-late return to ThingChat:
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2018 13:55 |
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 18:17 |
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Dameius posted:That's because they are using the tips of an air pump Wouldn't that give you dickfarts What does that even feel like
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2018 03:47 |
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The model of the Homeworld mothership is pretty neato though.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2018 23:47 |
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This is now the canon end of Interstellar, and I loved Interstellar
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2018 08:49 |
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oldpainless posted:I was trying to figure out what’s wrong with ted Cruz and then I learned he’s actually Canadian and it all makes sense. Hey man, don't lump us in with that martian
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2018 07:01 |
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NLJP posted:This. An aspect of the story that no one seems to highlight for some reason. Probably because no one wants to think of the implication of secondary use of the kaka kukri Home defense, poisoned dagger style Sure, they break in, assault and rob you, but they're going to die of just the gnarliest fever
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2018 07:02 |
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Flossie posted:Thirding the recommendation, thread so good! I've been suffering from bad health stuff and this thread made my night. This exchange had me gigglin' on the shitter Disgusting Coward posted:I was 22, she was 35. She was huge. Not a pick of fat on her, but she stood easily six four, with an Amazonian build and was hella strong. When she was younger she had done giantess fetish stuff, and one of her best buds was actually a twink she'd met on a giantess shoot. Nice fella. She also was incredibly posh, like, super rich background, privately educated, classically trained pianist, could ride a horse and was vaguely related to the royal family, that kinda shizz. She lived in a super grungey, don't-go-out-at-night kinda area with her kid, and was always going on about how vibrant and alive it was. I grew up in an area like that, and was significantly less enthused by burning cars, yardie gangs and syringes everyplace. Things started out okay, but got progressively odder and odder as they went along. Like boiling a really stupid, horny frog, it took a while for me to realise how hosed poo poo was. purple death ray posted:Did she at least drop any good loot for the party of adventurers who finally took her down? Cannon_Fodder posted:She had a super broken arm. Goddamn. purple death ray posted:Yeah the arm was her glowing weak point and the new gf climbed up her torso and stabbed it fat bossy gerbil posted:How did she die? Did her heart just stop or did a well placed stone from a small boys sling fell her? purple death ray posted:She was chasing disgusting cowards new gf down a beanstalk and fell Purple death ray has got no mercy
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2018 23:49 |
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2018 22:49 |
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Meanwhile, cats are basically chainsaws wrapped in a plush tea cozy
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2019 17:34 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:People were never good Wait, is cannibalism the ethical consumption under capitalism? (but only those in your socioeconomic stratum or higher, natch)
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2019 18:25 |
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cock hero flux posted:it really ruins the believability of this that laurier, who by his name is quebecois, is happy about less money going to quebec (I don't know if it's true at all tbh I just made that up but it sounds like a thing people might say)
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 15:18 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:The average year when measured for one year is still more than 365 days. 2018 was about five years long, for instance
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2019 05:11 |
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Giant fuckoff pickup trucks are acceptable iff: 1. They are covered in dirt and have parts from crushed cars embedded in the suspension or big gouges in the side from their duels with Truckasaurus
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2019 17:28 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:the only reason i don't like avshalom is because they kept posting 4000 words of fart erotica in every thread that's part of the charm tbqh
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2019 18:23 |
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Bobby Digital posted:Congrats you’re Emily Dickinson now Horseapples, it doesn't scan at all to Yellow Rose of Texas (or Gilligan's Island, your pref.)
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2019 02:40 |
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Jedit posted:The Germans already ruined breakfast. Cold sausage and cheese? It's the wurst kase scenario. How dare you write this post in the quotes thread.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2019 14:25 |
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RE: BOTLOxxidation posted:only on somethingawful can one of the most infamous posters be a disgruntled finnish librarian with a coterie of middle-aged english and linguistics professors, all of whom menacingly invade comic book and fantasy threads snapping their fingers like bearded extras from the west side story they say a picture is worth a thousand words but sometimes you can create a picture in under fifty
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2019 18:13 |
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theflyingorc posted:why are we talking about changing the code for a website that is working I thought I had read once that the forum code was so janky that bandwidth usage was like twice as much as it would be under a more modern system I don't know if that's even a thing that can actually happen, though.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2019 20:12 |
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We should all be so lucky.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2019 07:10 |
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Antifa Poltergeist posted:This is a disturbingly accurate metaphor. Also great. Just to clarify: NSWR stands for nuclear salt water rocket. There is such a thing as an "ordinary" nuclear thermal rocket. It involves a nuclear reactor making a shitload of heat, and then passing a fluid like water or hydrogen through it to heat it and make it expand so it goes out a rocket nozzle at high speed, creating thrust. This is relatively sane, despite the use of a nuclear reactor. They've never flown but they have been tested on the ground. A NSWR does not use "salt water" as the fluid above. It is a nuclear salt... water rocket. Salts of plutonium or enriched uranium (like how table salt is a salt of sodium) are dissolved in water. Subcritical amounts of the nuclear salt water are pumped into a reaction chamber, where all the radioactive bits see all their radioactive friends, and throw a fiesta. Criticality is achieved, which is the atomic industry's deadpan way of saying "there is a horrendous explosion", and all the nuclear salt water fires itself the gently caress out of the back side of the chamber, which turns out to also have been a rocket nozzle. Nuclear salt water rockets are propelled by a continuous atomic explosion. The only atomic propulsion device I've heard of that is less sane is Project Orion, which would have involved chucking hundreds of atomic bombs underneath an enormous steel plate with a spaceship on top and riding the explosion like a Warthog in Blood Gulch.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 17:32 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Wait so it sprays nuclear salt-laden water everywhere it flies? That's some Captain Planet villain poo poo right there lmao Well, it's vaporized by the heat of the atomic explosion by the time it gets out of the nozzle, but, uh, yeah essentially. Maybe not a great technology to use in a biosphere (like, say, Earth). If you needed to give something a real big shove in space, though...
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 17:43 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:oh okay, I admit I didn't read any articles and was just going off the description. I assumed it was for poo poo like ICBMs and hypersonic cruise missiles or some poo poo Yeah, someone designed that. Project Pluto wasn't NSWR, but an unshielded nuclear ramjet powering a gigantic low-altitude supersonic missile, carrying 16 warheads to be dropped off like bus passengers, and then some complete rear end in a top hat suggested that when the warheads were gone, the missile itself could do donuts over its target, belching out irradiated exhaust for days. It's a good thing we figured out regular ICBMs so we didn't have to do that, huh! (Project Pluto is like the story about the hook-hand killer, but for physicists, engineers, and Cold War nerds.)
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 18:40 |
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Starsfan posted:So the NHL announced that it will not be issuing any supplemental discipline for P.K. Subban targeting Jamie Benn's head in the game last night: sweet thursday posted:Wouldn't be the first headshot to get swept under the rug in Dallas
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2019 20:26 |
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Coincidentally (or not) about Zizek, and it's not even from here, but it is a celebration of the English language
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 08:08 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Anyone who dictates what my labia look like SHOULDN'T BE loving ME IN THE FIRST PLACE. *kramers into the thread* MORE LIKE FLETA MCSPURN cough gasp what'd I miss e: 1stGear posted:"Is Prometheus good or bad" is the CineD equivalent of tipping or circumcision. Please do not bring that evil in here. Mierenneuker posted:There is no running away from Prometheus discussions, you just have to sidestep it.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2019 21:14 |
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D-Pad posted:Lol you're not a real man unless you can get then labes so engorged she flies off like a bat after the sex having Isn't there a malaysian ghost like that
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2019 16:39 |
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Hey I just met you And this is crazy That's not my vulva So call them labeys
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2019 22:49 |
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Everybody's labia for the weeken- nope doesn't work
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2019 05:55 |
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I thought Cantonese ghosts were just white people That said, shampoo that wards off white people would be pretty useful
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# ¿ May 26, 2019 01:40 |
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RFC2324 posted:What happens if a white person uses it tho
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# ¿ May 26, 2019 04:06 |
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OMFG FURRY posted:pretty much all of the midwest is proof that evil is not only real, it is winning.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2019 04:17 |
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 15:35 |
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Picnic Princess posted:They used to broadcast a Spokane channel on TV here in Alberta, and when your commercials came on the broadcasters would play footage of our tigers at the zoo chasing ducks instead. It was hella rad. I also remember the PBS channel here being from Coeur D'Alene. Growing up I thought it and Spokane were way bigger deals than they were.
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