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Lone Goat posted:You can get a decent bidet attachment for your toilet for like 30 dollars. I've always wanted a raspberry colored one so I could tell people I have a ~raspberry bidet~ (I shall kill myself now)
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Dameius posted:Paris Syndrome hits Japanese tourists so hard their embassy staffs a 24/7 suicide hotline. the "ouiabou" hotline
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Paladinus posted:Have you philistines never heard of stainless steel soap? I prefer tactical soap. It comes with a small flashlight and a keychain I can hang onto my US Marine Corps anus ring
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ChubbyChecker posted:Pedomod was worse. Yeah, if only because IIRC he didn't show any genuine remorse, he just seemed inconvenienced when the truth about his past was dragged out.
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Phy posted:Right? Like, I'm not probably gonna pick up the new ff7 but I really want to play Ludicrously French FF7 That would be excellent. Also, if you'd like some French placenames for the cities: Mi-jardin Calme Côte du Soleil Corelle-Nord Gonguaga (Province Afrique de l'Ouest) Chatte Cosmeau Ville-Fusée Ouataï (Province Afrique de l'Est) Osville Ville d'Ancien Régime Auberge Glaçon Midèle Soucoupe d'Or Unchanged: Fort Condor Junon Also some suggestions for villains' names: Pétain (Heidegger) La Vie en Rouge (Scarlett) Dépardieu (Palmer) Président Etalors (President Shinra) Mr Oizo (Professor Hojo) Hausmann (Reeve) Genève (Jenova) Fleta Macgurn, I think your French friend may enjoy these 
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Outrail posted:Yep, that's a weird dildo. Doctors hate it
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Solice Kirsk posted:I always feel bad for people that have terrible personalities. A nice smile and a well timed joke work way better than traveling to foreign lands. Though I'm sure that would still work basically anywhere. People aren't born with terrible personalities though. I mean, sure, pity the loveless, hope they can change (some can!), but they rank pretty low on my *checks notes* list of groups I think I should empathise with.
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elise the great posted:Oh my god, I’ve had that avatar for years and years, it predates the elf dick thing. Holy poo poo, maybe I subliminally came up with the tentacles thing from staring at that Starfleet Dental caduceus all the time. Ah, I used to think it was a reference to GE Cafe For the minority who might not know, GE Cafe was a morbidly obese goon who masturbated anally in the shower and began reporting concerns that at one point a bit of his rear end literally fell out after a particularly vigorous anal stimulation session
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Bell Jum, that's where Brooooooozh is, right? You jest but I once had an American person utterly amazed that we don't call what you call "Belgian" waffles "Belgian" in Belgium, because why the gently caress would we, we're already here. Then again I couldn't stop being slightly thrown off by the overabundance of American flags in the US. I mean, surely most people in the US are already quite aware where they live?
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Rascar Capac posted:I was at 6th form college with a girl whose GP was Harold Shipman. We worked out that she was safe through being young and poor. Milo and POTUS posted:Wow talk about dodging two bullets
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christmas boots posted:This guy is a math lecturer. This is nothing more than the continuation of an ancient feud between Big Numeracy and its sworn foe: letters. a math lecturer without any solid grasp of epistemological reasoning, well I never
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Yep, Barbako. There's a reason she ended up getting Helldumped: apart from the hair thing and either not bathing or not using shampoo ever she also ate her dandruff or something like that which was gross all around even by mid-2000s goon hygiene standards. Wasn't she also GE Cafe's girlfriend at some point or am I mixing up her and an unknown, also notoriously morbidly obese woman
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Sagebrush posted:When you get right down to it, "you" are a brain riding inside a bone mech surrounded by meat armor.
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I hate flipflops. I also hate feet. So I prefer people to saw their feet off when they visit me. My middle name is incidentally Procrustes
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Howard's end. It was a weird crossover. When I was a tween I used to think 'Howard's End', which my grandparents had a VHS of, was about a rich guy named Howard who died mysteriously in an English country cottage (English isn't my first language and I had no idea 'End' could be used as a physical location marker in English).
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Phlegmish posted:Yeah and Zelazny isn't that bad idk the gross demon sex kind of took me out of the story even when I was 13
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Dec 10, 2020 17:58
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haveblue posted:At least they were right about Zybourne Clock Also about GI Joe Dirtbag, some guys who turned out to be pedos, and it gave us the Lost Otakus gangster rap
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Dec 20, 2020 21:47
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FreudianSlippers posted:Buttchugging piping hot eggnog to win the war on Christmas Boofing eggnog to own the libs
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Dec 26, 2020 20:01
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SplitSoul posted:Meriadeuce Brandymuck and Poopygrin Dook, I might have known... Bit far-fetched when Gandalf the Gay is RIGHT THERE for the picking. As is Araporn.
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Dameius posted:Don't even need to change the name for the battle of Helms Deep, really. "Ride me. One last time."
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SplitSoul posted:*eagleishly* You'd all be speaking the Dark Tongue of Mordor if it wasn't for us! *french* Where were the Soviets when Paris fell
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The Lone Badger posted:Modern historiographers believe that 'Bilbo' was a concatenation of at least three historical personages. In proper literary science, the correct term for this - which I love - is "epic concentration".
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3D Megadoodoo posted:A channel called SubTV (formerly TVTV) here showed those extremely camp German 60s softcore comedy musical porn movies one year and they were really popular. Yeah, over here they're known as the genre 'Tyrol Porn', a really gross combination of comedy and porn that is neither funny nor hot.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:"YOKELRY?!" I yell while pushing my thumbs deeper into the eye sockets of the man at the bus stop.
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Solice Kirsk posted:If you catch it from beer it's called debauchulism. In college frats it's a brotulism, however
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loving Magneto, how does he work
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The hatred some goons feel for each other is only surpassed by their self-loathing. In fact I think the two are inextricably linked. Whenever I encounter a fat neckbeard with a fedora who speaks weird English* at an inappropriate volume and sperges out over poo poo like Warhammer, I die a little inside because I realise that had my life taken a different road, I might have ended up just like him. Not that my current life as a borderline alcoholic poet is that much better, all things considered. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. *I live in a non-English speaking country
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Outrail posted:Do you take requests? Can you do a poem about Warhammer playing neckbeards? no
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Young Margaret Rose was a biological sport; what can I say? I think you're confusing her with the actress who portrays her in 'The Crown', who is indeed by all accounts very attractive. The real-life Princess Margaret wasn't as oddly equine- or chestnut-looking as the rest of her family, but to say she was hot is a bit of a stretch.
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D-Pad posted:My great grandfather was alive during the civil war. Seriouspost, when did people in your family start having babies, at age 50? I'm 37 too and my great-grandfather was born in 1890!
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Facebook Aunt posted:It's a pedigree thing. Patriarchy =/= men though. In fact, the whole notion that patriarchy = men is frequently used by anti-feminists. Second-wave feminism did absolutely contain some utter nutcases though, they were basically "what if Tumblr but 1970s". Actual TERFs still exist but they are a shrinking minority, from what I can see the main rift in modern-day feminist activism is centered on intersectionality and the hijacking of feminist language by multinationals and empowered white women for personal gain.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I thought they were just really good at skateboarding. You're thinking of Radical Socialists here
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Paladinus posted:There actually were some cases when HR ladies promised dates (or more) if you submit your CV. Only happened to some high seniority professionals, though. The idea is it's a way to find a successful husband who can support you, and finally escape the hell that is working in HR. Sounds like Eastern Europe or California to me
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Clitch posted:I know when I think simple, I think French sub-machine gun that looks like Swedish furniture. I hate to go all Hercule Poirot on your rear end but FN is Belgian, not French.
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RFC2324 posted:P sure thats less Poirot and more I am Belgian so I wasn't trying to be pedantic (let alone weirdly defensive of our weapons industry, which, ugh, yeah), it's just a specific Belgian annoyance at Belgian things being mislabeled as French, like Tintin, Jacques Brel, fries or Stromae. Even if anglophones do get the country right, they will often portray it as uniformly French-speaking, while only about 35% of the population has it as its native language.
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Splicer posted:Also "this French guy didn't speak English so obviously he doesn't speak anything other than French" is the most hilariously anglophone thing I've ever heard. I once literally heard a Brit making fun of a Spanish acquaintance of his that spoke very bad English while he was visiting her in Spain (and she was, in fact, Russian) and she tried to help him get around because he only spoke English. That said, the Spanish themselves are, in my experience, among Europe's absolute worst when it comes to speaking anything other than Spanish. If you meet a Spanish person who is fluent in more than one language, there's an 85% chance that person is Catalan.
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Drinkfist posted:See. That's all I wanted. Besides. There isn't a user on this entire forum that can claim ground higher then ant hills. The only difference with my degeneracy is the smell. you're really going to die on this ant hill aren't you
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freeedr posted:You absolute fuckin inbred homunculus. You unmitigated Habsburg patriarch Blue Footed Booby posted:I spent a campaign playing a kobold who was kicked out of his tribe for "thinking dragons are just ok." Over the course of about a year I dribbled out clues that the real reason was supporting redistribution of hordes, ending with the big reveal that I was a follower of the one true dragon: Burnie Sanders. omg
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Donald Duck is perfectly happy whenever he gets to chill in a hammock in his yard. It’s only things like getting dragged by Uncle Scrooge to some trap-infested jungle temple to search for Aztec gold or being time-kidnapped to the 24th century because some dude read in a history book that he unseated the last emperor of an alien empire that upsets him. And even then he finds moments of reprieve in slapstick and bon mots. Didn't Donald Duck canonically have PTSD from fighting in WW1 as a sailor?
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RFC2324 posted:Goatse I cannot live I cannot die Trapped in my rear end Body my fisting cell
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