VanSandman posted:

What the living gently caress? Why?

elise the great posted:

I gave a woman a tylenol suppository today and I had to go in from the front cause I couldn't get anyone to help me turn her and her fever spiked from 38.4 to 40.2 and she was in rigors

I'm really worried that I might have put it in her vagina

VelociBacon posted:

Either way it should absorb fine!

Face down, rear end up. That's the way we like to supp.

redneck nazgul posted:

speaking of polarized topics,

israel

Flowers For Algeria posted:

you idiot electrons aren't jewish, they have mass

Captainsalami posted:

I swear to christ how does any crazy gently caress on this forum read the stories from the drug subforum and still do anything? That story of the guy who lost his job, car, and fiance cause he tried a loving experemental benzo is sad and retarded.

OMGVBFLOL posted:

sounds like greytiding is some high-quality old-school goonery, good for them

goons who get together to play games correctly by the rules still weird me out

Say Nothing posted:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Rwanda Rousey ?

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Pick was funny at first but now it's just a tornado of "what the gently caress" and "what the gently caress is wrong with you" and "please stop posting"

Like my posts, but somehow even more depressing

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

The point of that line - "it was real enough for Georgie!" - is, of course, that Georgie's death wasn't real. The illusory bite was simply, merely, "real enough" to transport Georgie down into the watery realm.

"The hole in the wash basin thus functions as a secret passageway between the two totally disparate universes, the human one and the one of the fishes. This is true multiculturalism, this acknowledgement that the only way to pass to the Other's world is through what, in our world, appears as the poo poo exit, as the hole into the dark domain, excluded from our everyday reality, into which excrements disappear."
^-Zizek

In other words, the bite is not real but Real:

"The Real is ... the hole itself, the gap which serves as the passage to a different ontological order - the topological hole or torsion which 'curves' the space of our reality so that we perceive/imagine excrements as disappearing into an alternative dimension".
^-Zizek

Hence why the miniseries only shows the camera being pulled down, into an enormous mouth.

The main point here is that Georgie never died. Bill has actually killed his brother with the bolt pistol in order to do away with the guilt of losing him. The notion that this little kid isn't Georgie is only what Bill tells himself.

Paladinus posted:

It's not easy at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOd3lwluQIw

Kheldarn posted:

Solice Kirsk posted:

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Yo
His tools are ready, knees padded, brow is sweaty
There's dust on his shirt already, wood confetti

CzarChasm posted:

Hi! My name is -
Unh?
My name is -
Ruh?
My name is -
*Revs power drill X2*
-Tim taylor

I host the show with this hairy guy
Only problem is, he's somebody that I don't like
I buried my self in gravel,
glued my head to a panel,
Had to be saved by a dude in flannel

fruit on the bottom posted:

Eh Michael Jordan was better

Subjunctive posted:

Sounds like someone’s afraid of a little hard work.

Outrail posted:

I don;t follow wow but it seems it'd have been way better to have the Alliance descend into expansionist fascism while the Horde desperately tries to stop the total decimation of their territory.

Don Gato posted:

Jeeze, when I quit WoW the lore was about going north and stabbing the king of all the undead in the face, repeatedly. And it was pretty fun.

Baron von Eevl posted:

I'm blanking on the celebrity lawyer. Also I think Giuliani deserves some credit, at least an assist.

exquisite tea posted:

My years of watching Forensic Files have pretty much confirmed that the only reason anybody would take out a life insurance policy on someone is if they plan to kill them within the next six months.

Son of Rodney posted:

Oh boy, I should not have touched the poop. I will admit that seeing the replies has made me actually think about the topic again instead of defaulting to the knee-jerk (racist) reaction that comes naturally when talking about sinti and roma, and I'm doing some reading about them right now. It made me realize how deep-seated my own anti-roman prejudice actually is, as I don't see myself as a racist person at all and try hard in daily life to act against racism. I will say that americans maybe don't have a realistic view of the situation, and tend to oversimplify it, as the issues with the roman people are quite real and significant, but that doesn't excuse racism against them.

So I guess I learned something today.

tangy yet delightful posted:

I genuinely don't understand how this hasn't been made into a movie yet, surely someone in Hollywood is on these forums looking to steal good content?

burial posted:

I read it and laughed. I think I even understood on some level, but there’s no way I could verbalize that understanding or why it was funny.

I’m a little worried.

quote:

hi im permabanned poster burialstomper58

Syd Midnight posted:

FactsAreUseless posted:

edit: I'm not trying to outdo or piggyback off the much funnier Ohio quote by the way, I just want to express my intense discomfort with Moscow, Idaho.

quote:

Moscow Police Chief David Duke

Outrail posted:

Paging Pick. Paging Pick to the quote thread.

Pick posted:

there's a really good fur trading post in Moscow. least creepy thing about it.

Dumb Lowtax posted:

The tone of that post came off as playing along and not a callout

Big Mad Drongo posted:

As long as he was a koalafied confectioner, I don't see the problem.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

There's a lot of weird and specific measurements from history. Son Goku in Dragon ball is apparently named after the approximate amount of rice to feed a man for a year. (A little ironic since Goku can eat that in a day)

Grand Prize Winner posted:

and if you're fighting over rice then you've got a Son Goku Jidai