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FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Wizard Master posted:

Interesting that many of the so called "classic" quotes so far have come from FYAD posters...

Here's another classic FYAD quote:

quote:

Wizard Master

# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 13:01

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 00:52

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Triticum Guzzler posted:

today the best post of all time is

It's good.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 00:53

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Trig Discipline posted:

lol you just googled a blow job machine and realized you can't afford it

I have the info for an affordable blowjob machine, but I don't want to give your mom's number out to just anyone.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 23:53

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Trig Discipline posted:

Why not? She does

I considered quoting my own post to say this, but I'm glad I left it open.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 00:14

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Jerry Seinfeld is... The Bee So Hot A Human Woman Wants to gently caress It, Even Though It Is A Bee Of Ordinary Size

# ¿ Nov 29, 2015 17:39

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

kalstrams posted:

Beanless chili is a crime anyways.

I know a guy who makes it with nothing but foreskins. Feminism. McDonald's makes the best fast-food hamburger.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2015 02:19

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

rejutka posted:

A instead of E, shameful.

Shove that lasagna up you ess.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 13:15

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Let's rename it Fozzie's Lair, in honor of our favorite joke-telling Muppet.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 12:22

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Travis343 posted:

Today I logged in to the Something Awful Forums and a werthers original fell out of my DVD drive.

Those are loving delicious candies. Unrelated, I am a Something Awful moderator.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 00:54

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Euphoric? Nah, I'm against him! I hate that guy!

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 14:59

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

They're not homophones. Say them out loud.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 15:20

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Sleeveless posted:

I wonder if they have the self-awareness

GBS

Sleeveless posted:

to realize how incredibly gross and weird their fixation is

GBS

Sleeveless posted:

and hide their shame

GBS

# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 12:45

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Avshalom is a dumb gimmick shitposter that other bad posters like for some reason.

Counterpoint:

frozenpussy posted:

I love drawing. I'm just not the person who likes doodling on something for hours and hours when all I have to show for it is one drawing.

I want to improve very much, I didn't say otherwise. Improvement is very much a goal.

I started drawing when I was 8. I'm 32 now. I only recently (two years ago) decided to take art seriously. I've never been happier.

Here's an example of the efficiency I'm referring to. I spent easily 12 hours turning this image

into this image

I have other similar drawings. I could repeat that process and slave away on each and every frame, and it would look fantastic. But the duplication of effort bothered me. I would be drawing a character over and over, so instead of that, I decided to build the model myself, and texture it... so that producing an image with that character in the future was a matter of placing the scene and grabbing a render, then working over it in Corel Painter.

I'm in the middle of those classes right now, so I don't have a completed textured model to show. But the efficiency is apparent in this example of an upscaling I did using a Diablo 3 model. This was ten minutes of effort.

Other random modelling things I've done

That screengrab became this image in Corel Painter after another, what, 20 minutes. When I have the model textured (which includes color), Corel Painter will handle that for me, too.

Build up an environment and character assets initially, and you can crank out episodes of a comic very quickly, and they'll look fantastic, too. I was looking for that consistency and efficiency, I just didn't know it.

I'd like to eventually animate short films. Drawings are turning out to be a pleasant byproduct.

Avshalom posted:

Okay, let's get this thread back on-topic. Now we're talking about likeable vs. interesting characters, I just thought I'd run a few character designs for my comic relaunch past the thread. My designs in the past have been pretty flat and sameish, they didn't express the characters' background, culture or personality very well. I've been dabbling in a style that mixes photomanipulation with digital painting, so it's got that nice foundation of realism but with a veneer of artistry over the top. It's good because I've always had a tendency to get caught up in re-drawing and worrying about little details. This way I can get a comic out as soon as I've collected the photos. Anyway, here are the characters (all the photos are my own):

Lumina Brennan: The "leader" of the group. Headstrong, a little bossy, secretly insecure and worried about her appearance, but she hides that under a veneer of self-confidence as you can see from her straightforward no-nonsense flaunting of her body. Each of the characters has an elemental power and Lumina's is Light, so I tried to incorporate a rainbow element into her design to evoke the light spectrum without relying on cliches like blonde hair or literal glowing.

Plum Blossom Yang: The genius of the group. Her elemental power is Brain. She is a ninja who is very shy and submissive, but uses her meek appearance to get close enough to her victims to strike them with her neuro-hacking, with which she can take control of their bodies. However, she prefers to control her own body - she's an athlete as well as an intellectual and considers her perfect figure to be a symbol of her power and ability, so she displays it proudly whenever possible.

Mengelina Finn: The sassy girl. Her elemental power is Water. I made her a redhead as a bit of irony. She actually gets really upset when people point out how funny it is that a redhead is in control of water! Although Lumina tends to take control, Mengelina is the true leader who influences the others through snark and sarcastic remarks. Sometimes she can go a bit too far and cause offence, but she has a good heart and tends to be right about most things. She grew up on a secluded island living a subsistence hunter-gatherer lifestyle, so she never learnt to be ashamed of her body and she usually goes naked because it helps her swim faster.

Choo Choo: The alien. Choo Choo's elemental power is Fire. She's actually originally a tool of the invading aliens (the villains of the comic) and is a modified deathbot who was hacked by Plum Blossom and developed sentience and a personality. She's quiet but extremely powerful. She doesn't really understand humans yet, but the other girls are trying to teach her to fit in with human society and constantly reassure her that she's beautiful and desirable to boost her self-confidence, which leads to her slowly becoming more empowered and willing to display her body over the course of the comic.

Let me know what you think! I'm hoping to get the first few comics out as soon as I'm totally happy with the art style.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 13:18

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Malachite_Dragon posted:

That kinda drama queen bullshit is how you get jerks deliberately blowing it into your face just to shut you up for a bit.

orgy_advice.txt

# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 12:10

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

TheWeepingHorse posted:

We're good with just the mule, thanks.

That's just his psychic powers talking.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 19:20

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

my dad posted:

That's a solid foundation for a lame joke.

Give me a second and I'll come up with a better one.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 21:52

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Plus Jon Pop has that catchy Hanson song about him.

# ¿ May 4, 2016 11:50

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

DudeGoofyGuy posted:

http://youtu.be/NHozn0YXAeE

Some of the "doo bop"s sound like "jon pop"

No they don't.

# ¿ May 13, 2016 00:48

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Is this about GBS? Why is it written like it's some offsite forum?

Because it's about a completely different website. I have no idea why it was quoted with zero context.

# ¿ May 15, 2016 12:15

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Which one is the funny quote?

# ¿ May 19, 2016 19:54

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Palpek posted:

I didn't know there are mod-only notes always attached to forum names.

You can leave mod notes when you do anything, and those are visible to mods in a poster's history.

# ¿ May 25, 2016 14:49

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I imagine mine is terrible and I politely request you not share it.

The only note on any actions in your history is one indicating that it was part of a GBS "request a probation" thread.

# ¿ May 25, 2016 18:23

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I'm assuming mine is a bunch of trash talk from TFF mods and the words "go away El Penis" repeated 20 or 30 times.

There are no notes. Nobody cares about you. I'm not sure who you are. I guess a TFF poster?

# ¿ May 25, 2016 20:54

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Dabir posted:

i bet there's no mod notes about me haha

Almost none of them are about posters. It's things like "changed poster's title on request."

# ¿ May 25, 2016 21:17

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

TontoCorazon posted:

I'm pretty sure any notes about me are about my striking good looks and giant dick.

Can confirm.

# ¿ May 25, 2016 21:33

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

"It started out as an anal--"

*runs in very quickly* I bet it did! Wooooooo!

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 14:14

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Solice Kirsk posted:

A.V. is the most common form of porn these days.

Yes, most porn is audiovisual by nature.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 21:01

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's not just GBS that went downhill. You used to get banned/probated for spamming catch phrases or memes or stuff like "lol git gud." Now it's the pinnacle of forum comedy.

You could also get probated for not punctuating a sentence or forgetting to capitalize something. Let's not pretend all the rules were good.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 12:45

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

At one point somebody posted a bunch of the stuff parts of the old Adaptive Systems posts are plagiarized from, but I forget what it was.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2016 18:46

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Avshalom posted:

this is the worst thread on something awful and i want to stick it up my vagina, not in an erotic way but so it can be dissolved into nutrients and make me ever stronger, larger, swifter and more powerful in combat

There's an entire forum of just Star Citizen threads.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 21:19

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Midnight Voyager posted:

Context: For some people, Steam auto-updates Fallout 4 no matter what their settings on auto-update are. Updates break the Fallout 4 Script Extender, but it updates rapidly.

games forum dot docx

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 13:27

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Tracula posted:

Talk of SMG got me thinking. Is 50 Foot Ant still around at all?

God, I hope not.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 20:26

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I liked 50FA stories.

Are you sure?

# ¿ Aug 20, 2016 16:10

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

VanSandman posted:

All 50FA stories are the goddamn same, same tone, same self-satisfied protagonist, same lovely twists, the goddamn same.

On the other hand, his wife sure was pregnant!

# ¿ Aug 20, 2016 18:18

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

SneakyFrog posted:

interestingly no, its just talking like one. a furry on the other hand i thought used to be instantly bannable

Used to be, these days it's not. Although you'll get made fun of so hard it might as well be.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 19:21

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Count Chocula posted:

I wish I still had the avatar and angry red text I got for pointing out that guns are often phallic symbols in a Games thread. Any kind of analysis makes those guys so angry.

Maybe everyone just hates seeing you misinterpret some dated-rear end Freud poo poo while offering the world's shallowest media criticism, moron.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 22:55

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

I didn't read Games at the time but thay sounds amazing.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 23:10

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Hogge Wild posted:

here's an older version:

My favorite thing about this is at that one point, someone had a Real Genius name and avatar.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 21:03

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Tetracube posted:

it's already exactly the same

Did you expect an instant transformation the first day it came back?

If you want GBS to be better, go post in GBS, Dr. Self-Fulfilling-Prophecy.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 12:32

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 00:52

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

it's better than PYF but it has a problem in that it's where terminally unfunny ppl go to audition to be funny

Everyone has to start somewhere.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 22:42

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