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Lizard Combatant posted:There's always a bunch of vocal street preachers in my local mall and one of them pulls his cross around on little bike training wheels. Ak Gara posted:Well to be fair Jesus only had to carry it once. Stoatbringer posted:He nailed it first time.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 14:25 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 21:20 |
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Does anyone have the OP a guy posted for a pillow modding thread? I believe it made numerous references to the PillMod community and also was funny.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 00:40 |
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Mister Glockwork posted:I saw Ghostrider with a bunch of my friends on opening night just to heckle it. We even held a contest to see who could throw out the best heckle. Apparently my friend had the same exact idea as me because as soon as Ghostrider first appeared we yelled out "HOW'D IT GET BURNED?" in our best Wicker Man impressions. The audience loving lost it and the rest of the movie turned into a MSTK riff fest. Falstaffs Honor posted:I don't think this story is true, because I doubt most of the audience was familiar with internet videos about Wicker Man. Factor Mystic posted:BUT IT WAS A MST3K RIFF FEST I TELL YOU FitFortDanga posted:When I went to see Schindler's List, the first time Amon Goeth appears onscreen, I shouted out "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!" and the whole audience cheered and asked for my autograph. It was awesome. Adrianics posted:Just like that time I went to see Atonement and when that faggy guy with the stupid moustache gave the chocolate to that kid I yelled 'YOU GONNA GET RAPED' and I swear that the audience was laughing so hard they had to stop the film for a few minutes Zach Hoagie posted:When I watched No Country for Old Men I yelled out "ADDITIONAL PYLONS" then Jesus came from heaven itself to give me a high-five and all the women in the audience formed a line to blow me. jdwalsh posted:Haha, yes. When I watched [POPULAR MOVIE] I yelled out [OBSCURE INTERNET MEME] and [POSITIVE FEEDBACK FROM AUDIENCE] Falstaffs Honor posted:This one time, I saw Meet the Spartans and I said "hey that's not funny" and the audience sacrificed a heifer in my honor E: shoot, I probably should have refreshed before posting
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 09:54 |
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Kajeesus posted:Nobody cares if you quote yourself when the actual joke/punchline is a post made in response to yours.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 22:21 |
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Other posts from the OP in that thread Wulfolme posted:Oh no, in high school I wrote a note to a teacher that was taken to be a threat to go Columbine High on the place. I've been having 'the talk' with authority figures about how I need to stop talking about killing people for decades now. Wulfolme posted:Half the places I've worked people have come up to me unsolicited and asked me to spare them when I shoot up the place.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 10:25 |
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Who What Now posted:What's the best class to play in NWN2? Shaking lemur butt posted:Uninstall Wizard.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 08:37 |
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I think it was also used when A GLISTENING HODOR was probated for 1 year, since it's the only probation that's longer than a month.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 09:51 |
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I can appreciate something sensitive becoming a forum exclusively for people too terrible to post on a forum where banned posters can re-register practically indefinitely. That's pretty much the ideal outcome.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 00:33 |
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Paladinus posted:You know what the Holocaust and a good Holocaust joke have in common? The idea is there, but they lack ambition?
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 17:24 |
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 17:47 |
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burexas.irom posted:Well, I just couldn't pass up such a great wallpaper opportunity.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2016 15:28 |
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Teach posted:Latest issue of Viz is a bit loving bleak. Sorry if it's been posted. Sorry for the big image. Sorry for the nihilism. HBomb posted:Are the frames in the right order? This makes no goddamn sense. Lets Pickle posted:A guy throws a puppy in a sack into the river. Another guy is waiting for this to happen, dives in after it, gets it, sees it's a boy, and throws it back. A third guy throws another puppy in a sack into the river. The guy who went after and threw back the first puppy rescues the second one, sees its a girl, and brings it home to gently caress. It bites his dick so he breaks up with her by throwing throws her back into the river. dumb. posted:Are those words in the right order? This makes no goddamn sense. Count Uvula posted:A A Another a a a a a after after and and and another back back back. bites boy, breaks brings by dick dives first for gently caress. gets girl guy guy guy guy happen, he her her his home in in in into into into is it it it it's it, it, its one, puppy puppy puppy rescues river. river. river., sack sack second sees sees so the the the the the the third this threw throwing throws throws throws throws to to up waiting went who with
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 14:22 |
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She was on a leash once and someone totally would've kidnapped her otherwise you guys.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 15:47 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Are you taking anything for that discharge ma'am?
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# ¿ May 8, 2016 10:46 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:It's cool how you have this weird vendetta about Pusheen and are championing Wonderwoman to try to prove he's Actually Bad And Stupid or whatever your goal is here. She. Pusheen is a queen.
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# ¿ May 25, 2016 07:45 |
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Acne Rain posted:Some idiot. Basically he will come up with a talking point that usually involves misinterpreting a movie or telling other people who disagree with him what THEY think, and then will keep saying it no matter how many words are written countering him. He's right though
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 10:15 |
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Breetai posted:Can someone link or quote for me the original retard masturbator post? I can paraphrase it for ya: "So yeah, my new job is basically as a retard masturbator." "Oh, so you work from home?"
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2016 00:19 |
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No no, a rational actor would realize that polluting the water would harm their reputation and be a net loss in the long run, and then just not do it.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 04:24 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Technically so should "lol" or posts with bad punctuation. l,ol;
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 14:52 |
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When somebody makes funny posts that lead to stupid derails, maybe you should be mad at the derail shitposters instead of the funnyposter. Just a thought.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 18:11 |
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mind the walrus posted:Oh yeah I forgot about that. What is it with mods here? People who volunteer to moderate the Something Awful rarely do so over a surplus of mental health.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 15:50 |
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Arctos posted:In the thumbnail it looks like a furious banana golem
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 09:43 |
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Then how do you pronounce it?
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 17:09 |
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china bot posted:the best part is still the pipe sticking out of the barn window in the background Cindy Shitbird posted:all I see when I look at it is this: ChickenOfTomorrow posted:mods, please Vorkosigan posted:I would have bought it, but: QUACKTASTIC posted:Imagine building a house so stupid that even it's smilie fails inspection. Cindy Shitbird posted:I'll see if i can fix it when i get home from work in the morning.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 08:00 |
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Jeza posted:I don't know about you, but I'm not following a bowl of noodles into GWS just to discuss how offensive it is to put chopsticks in your photos. I'd hate to presuppose a guy's intent from something as ineffable as the specific wording of his statement, but I think he's referring to the people who decided to use the quote thread to announce the exact degree to which they're offended by chopsticks, rather than the people who just didn't continue the conversation anywhere. Or maybe he's just curious what everybody else thinks about chopsticks, and has no idea how to phrase a genuine question.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 15:55 |
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It's also where Adolf Hitler didn't study art.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 18:21 |
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elise the great posted:Johannes Kepler wrote sci-fi, defended his mother in a witchcraft trial, invented orbital mechanics, confirmed the Copernican model of the universe, offended every political and religious institution in Europe, forged new ground in optics, and held himself to the strictest standards of scientific theory and observation despite the cost— losing his life’s work, his dream of a Platonic universe, and his chances of money and political support in favor of the actual truth. Well sure, but she didn't name her kid Johannes.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 15:28 |
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oldpainless posted:These aren’t my glasses!
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 22:18 |
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That was very clearly apropos of the preceding conversation about Disney's stringent contract practices!
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 12:56 |
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They present it that way because it scans fine and is an understandable joke, while also being archaic enough that you can tell it's from a language that predates English.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 09:46 |
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Well if we're gonna debate Sumerian quotes, my favorite is definitely the ol' proverb "The fox urinates into the ocean and says: 'Behold! All this is my piss.'"
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 22:08 |
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Jeza posted:Reminded me one of my favourite exchanges on SA: How can you be so proud to celebrate Canada day if your first instinct in that situation isn't to apologize profusely? A shameful Canadian.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2018 23:03 |
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Another super requested one is the one where wet butt trolls the "picked on in school" thread by making up a bunch of stuff like being 700lbs, having the word "homo" instead of a mouth, etc -Wore a bathrobe to school every day -Both parents were Charles Manson (long story)
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 17:14 |
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For maximum effect, just let your eyes kind of glaze over the first three quotes. I just enjoyed the follow-up.DogonCrook posted:What hes asking on appeal isnt something the judge would be required to even consider in the us. Ask a judge to invalidate a juries finding of fact you can take a hike lol. In this case another judges finding a fact. If they even consider it they unravel tje entire legal system. Thats so foundational im not even sure what would underpin your legal system if men cannot judge what is and what is not fact and be done with it. At that point technically anything is true from the governments perspective and i dont understand how that could function. Thats not a little technical detail lol. But.. moon people... so hell i dont know. ulmont posted:Your odds are incredibly bad, but US appellate courts occasionally overturn trial court's findings of fact. It's usually under a "plain error" or a "clearly erroneous" test. DogonCrook posted:Yeah im just saying doing it while aknowledging the guilty verdict and not contesting the finding of fact, is questioning the validity of a guilty verdict generally, not his specifically. Hes claiming beside guilt there is some other abstract bar you have to clear to enact a sentence on that verdict. As if there were shades of fact some being more valid than others. Thats plainly retarded imo. Thats a completely arbitrary system if so, its not justice. DogonCrook posted:I mean if you can point to where im wrong im all ears. steinrokkan posted:as soon as you make a cogent argument other than "this is some wild stuff" DogonCrook posted:Yeah fair enough
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# ¿ May 9, 2018 05:59 |
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Does anyone know the original context and/or poster for the "the Muslims have vanished" post? It is possibly the greatest work of art of which I know nothing.quote:12:05 PM eastern standard time, the Muslims have vanished. Check for yourself if you don’t believe me. Where have they gone to?
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 10:52 |
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:The Last Days of Capitalism thread, from LF. You may need archives, but there's plenty more where that came from here That is an A+ thread and I appreciate the link, but the quote in question doesn't actually appear there at all.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 13:12 |
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Jenny Agutter posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3059951&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8 Thank you! Man, why did they ever shut LF down. Going by the goldmine, it was the best forum.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 22:35 |
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Pick posted:Some films only work in very specific context of their genre, and if someone isn't familiar with the genre, it doesn't quite land. It's like how Neo Yokio is the greatest show on Earth but only for like 4 people. What context is that? I don't understand that show at all. Is it tone-deaf or deeply self-aware? Is the casting good or awful? I cannot comprehend a universe that contains both Jaden Smith as an anime Archer without the basest understanding of what makes Archer work, and a creepy vaping police commissioner voiced by Steve Buscemi.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2018 17:05 |
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He then went on to post on Something Sensitive, and I think he even managed to get banned from there. Landerig was a very certain kind of poster.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2018 09:07 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 21:20 |
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And it would be granos, to, uh... Morally Inept hosed a dog.
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