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Play the "Guess the Thread" game! Fun for all ages.Dip Viscous posted:Cribbage is way more fun that you'd expect, but be forewarned that if you ask someone to teach you how to play it's absolutely going to sound like they are making up bullshit as they go to screw with you even if they really are trying to teach you. moana posted:Oh yeah, that's his nibs, that means I get an extra point Krispy Wafer posted:"I have a Jack so I get an extra point like you did, right?" silvergoose posted:A jack flipped up, so I get two points. Nobs. Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Nib-nob tryin’ to get a point easy.
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Apr 12, 2020 19:55
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Lobok posted:He sets up the camera. Then leaves. What kind of dill weed would do that?
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Apr 20, 2020 15:48
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Captain Hygiene posted:That's why I recommend my highly technical duck-and-weave strategy to avoid droplets, making every grocery trip both safer and a good way to exercise
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Apr 23, 2020 18:34
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Explains why O'Brien isn't in the chat, he's stuck in a Jeffery's Tube finding the one panel to fix everything.
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Apr 30, 2020 21:51
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Pastry of the Year posted:I've read a few things saying that they're probably not coming back anytime soon, if at all.
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May 1, 2020 01:44
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Trucks are a type of sandwich I'll fuckle a truck, but I won't fuckle a sandwich.
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May 20, 2020 02:14
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Haters vacate, this is great 
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May 20, 2020 16:02
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EorayMel posted:It jumps to the ban reason and highlights the specific entry with a red border, the second part is what was meant.
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Jun 16, 2020 22:05
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T_S_M hasn't posted since 2012 
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Jul 21, 2020 20:34
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Four posts in a row without coordination and a solid punchline. This is why I love these forums.
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Jul 25, 2020 17:47
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Close, that's a Kylo hele.
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Jul 28, 2020 22:38
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Jul 30, 2020 15:20
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sharknado slashfic posted:What do we consider Squirrel Nut Zippers
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Jul 31, 2020 17:57
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:More like old
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Aug 28, 2020 01:26
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canyoneer posted:Australia has plenty of culture. Here's a brief list of their greatest contributions: 
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Sep 4, 2020 09:47
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Gamer Girl Bath Water-cooled gaming PC. H110Hawk posted:At first blush this looked to be cooled with onlyfans.
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Sep 14, 2020 03:08
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Collateral Damage posted:I'm launching a Kickstarter for clothes that you wear on your feet so they don't get cold when you take your shoes off indoors.
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Sep 16, 2020 15:30
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Solice Kirsk posted:It really is a lot of fun if you have friends that can take a joke. There's a line somewhere between sometimes a joke and always a joke. I couldn't finish the second or.third quest line in Adventure Zone because it was all chaotic jokester all the time which just grated on me.
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Sep 24, 2020 21:22
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That is a top notch username.
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Sep 25, 2020 10:25
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Pick posted:the globs. you can flick 'em
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Oct 6, 2020 17:54
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Bringing back the classic Malign posted back in 2000 or 2001: Richard, It seems I have underestimated your ability to fail. For that, I apologize. Not to you, but to the people who would enjoyed seeing me tearing your little world apart just that much more. It's a shame, really, that you ignored all of my warnings. Perhaps, if you had just a few brain cells left that weren't circling the bowl, you would have realized how pointless and counterproductive this whole thing was and quit a long time ago. This little venture of yours has failed on every level. On a personal level, for example, have you noticed that the very people you profess to hate have infested your site? They are utterly devoid of reason, their minds deluded with lies and ignorance. Their perceptions are hard-coded in a language they will never understand. Yet, these empty shells have flocked here, and what's even more amusing about it is, they emulate you. They've taken the worst things about you, namely your personality and humor, and twisted it into something far more repugnant than even you are capable of being. One bad joke becomes one thousand hideous hybrids, and it spreads like a virus. This is your audience, Richard, and they love you. That isn't very important, though. I am sure you don't care, as long as they're lined up at the trough. What is important, however, is this. I would guess that you take as much enjoyment as anyone might at seeing these ridiculous business models fail like the insane fantasies they were. The pseudo reality of Internet commerce has finally been perceived for what it is, and the only people left are those who were lucky, smart or both. Now, being exposed to so much talk of this, for what, like over a loving year now, have you ever stopped to consider how you ever came to the conclusion that a parasite like yourself could possibly hope to survive in this environment? The corporate tit is gone, and you are completely incapable of surviving on your own. You think these failed companies had stupid business models? How about yours? I knew the advertising market was going to collapse years ago, because it's based on the assumption that banners are effective. Think about it.. You are entirely dependant on advertising.. yet, the people you try to attract are people who aren't going to click on, let alone buy whatever stupid crap that is being advertised. I am sure most of the clicks you have gotten have been sympathy clicks. Did you actually think that it was going to last forever? Everybody knows it doesn't loving work, and most sites have to beg their readers to click, just to pay the server bill. Did you think corporations weren't going to notice that no one was buying their products? You're an idiot, Richard, and I sincerely mean that. The contemptuously stupid decisions you made regarding the various networks you joined don't matter at all because the entire idea was flawed from the start. Enjoy your last moments as a free man. You'll soon be shovelling poo poo for the rest of your life at some nameless corporation, a vacant look forever etched upon your face. Years from now, when you're no better off than when you started, when it finally hits you that it's all been nothing but a wasted lie, think of me. Think of me, Richard, and when you do, realize that I was the only beacon of logic and truth in this sad menagerie. You seem predestined for failure, however, so I doubt there is anything one can do for you. Just remember, when the joy is gone, when you're clawing at the boundaries of your little world, you always had a choice.
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Oct 10, 2020 17:48
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Splicer posted:Same but for my new startup uber for farts
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Oct 25, 2020 18:18
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Platystemon posted:That’s a gross story.
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Nov 19, 2020 09:56
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For Rusty M. Hawkins, Wedesnday May 17, 2006 has begun very poorly.
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Nov 28, 2020 16:47
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Holy poo poo, I just copied "For Dirk McLauren, Wedesnday January 19 2381 has begun very poorly." from the Zybourne Clock page, typo and all, but May 17 2006 was actually a Wednesday! 
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Nov 28, 2020 16:50
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Arivia posted:Ah, you got stat drained by an orb of fire. *it was not effeffifve&
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Dec 13, 2020 20:22
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Captain Hygiene posted:P*TUS Pnirtus?
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Dec 16, 2020 01:13
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Bitch-King of Analmar: No man can finish me! A sore day...a red day...ere the rear end rises! Ride now!...Ride now!...Ride! Ride to ruin and the butt's ending! DIIIIIIICK! DIIIIIIICK!
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Jan 4, 2021 18:40
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Ugly In The Morning posted:There’s one I’ve been trying to find again that was like aww *death gurgle*
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Jan 9, 2021 21:11
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usually I hear about celebrity deaths in the meme thread, not the funny quotes thread. March 2019? I am way behind the times
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Jan 12, 2021 23:48
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Wait, I'm FYAD now?
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Jan 27, 2021 01:17
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Outrail posted:The giving tree, but with pitchforks and tiki torches.
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Jan 30, 2021 20:39
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Captain Monkey posted:It’s clearly from Diddy Kong Racing 3: The Lost Pro Laps
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Mar 5, 2021 16:29
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Hollow Talk posted:Except we are now the boring dads. *goes upstairs, puts on new shirt, goes to home office to WFH*
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Mar 12, 2021 00:57
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Marcade posted:I was going for a Sam Kinison was killed by a drunk driver reference and, well, it made sense to my barely awake brain, okay? Also, I had no idea the cumfarts post was a "whoops wrong thread" deal, I thought it was just a regular "Goons sharing way too much" situation, not a "Here's some relationship advice WHOOPS SORRY WRONG COPY PASTE"
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Apr 16, 2021 19:21
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Solar Tornado posted:Follow the thread starting from this post net cafe scandal posted:Too many to emptyquote
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Jun 3, 2021 18:38
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barbecue at the folks posted:I honestly thought this was copypaste from Vice about some some new forums scandal
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Jun 12, 2021 14:58
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Antifa Poltergeist posted:Thats called a volcano pizza and usually the center is some kind of dip or cheese cream. You eat it with nachos then eat the pizza. Surprisingly it's not very popular!
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RFC2324 posted:Ok, but what led to BeatmasterJs obviously machine generated taste? Rooms2Go/Ikea(!earth tones)$$(!  )
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