Improbable Lobster posted:

No one will make anything of it because you're garbage

Lord of Pie posted:

Good news, Zuck's running

The White Dragon posted:

from what, people with pitchforks and torches?

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/brdispatch/status/935189185367035904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

I strive to be an elite husband 

LeeMajors posted:

If only he were an Elite Mandatory Reporter

Vargatron posted:

It's like wearing a raincoat in the shower!

*dies of syphilis contracted in Cambodia on leave*

Barudak posted:

He left this world as he came into it, without planning.

Trig Discipline posted:

I have to question their taste because Kinkade is definitely worse than Hitler.

Icochet posted:

Saying "I started watching this anime but it started getting creepy so I stopped" is kinda like saying "I went to this Klan rally but I left because they were pretty racist."

purple death ray posted:

She also refused to stop eating cold cuts while pregnant despite literally everyone telling her not to

Baron von Eevl posted:

You missed the guy's response, which was the best part.

shame on an IGA posted:

Bacontotem posted:

Generations shouldve been Kirk right after Star Trek 3 being wished in and getting to use the D to go ham on Klingon rear end.

Ghostlight posted:

That sounds like an amazingly watchable movie but you probably mean the Enterprise D.

freeedr posted:

Also “Your Mom seems pretty cool OP” or whatever the exact wording was

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

A mother was trying to find a woman who would be willing deflower her virginal son, who was afflicted with Down's syndrome or a severe form of autism or some other developmental disability.

doverhog posted:

oldmorallyineptless

loquacius posted:

the problem with earning a black belt in pole dancing is you have to take it right off

Goa Tse-tung posted:

girl pants posted:

This man is like somebody built a robot that only makes terrible decisions

Barudak posted:

Open the relationship, HAL

Jim Barris posted:

I got matched with a bespectacled woman who listed art and drawing as one of her interests. Her other interests were D&D and Video Games. So we got to talking about art and she tells me about how she draws all the time and has aspirations of some day shilling her art at a con. So I ask to see some of her artwork. It was all furry stuff and though what she showed me wasn't explicitly erotic it was pretty obvious that there were pictures I wasn't seeing that ARE erotic.

The art was not good. Not just because it was furry. She can't do limbs right. Perspective is all weird and poo poo. I said all this to her, though I wasn't vicious about it. She didn't throw a fit cause I criticized her work, which surprised me.

She is pretty much my type, physically speaking. Very petite, short hair, glasses, and the pale milky skin of a person that exists mostly indoors. I'm into it, right? So I'm having dinner with her tomorrow and if she wants me to gently caress her while she wears some kind of raccoon costume, I'm gonna do it. I will not wear a costume myself, however. Who knows, though, I would assume a pervert furry fucks on the first date but I'm out of my wheelhouse here. I doubt this will go anywhere beyond maybe a hook-up but I like weirdos and I'm betting it will be a fun and interesting time for me tomorrow.

a crisp refreshing Moxie posted:

Let's be honest: you're gonna wear the raccoon costume.

Jedit posted:

iPhones were originally meant to run on granOS, but Apple had to go back to the drawing board when they found the phones would only call the police.

A Moose posted:

If that's the picture I'm thinking of, I think someone said it should be "the game over screen for being a woman".

tight aspirations posted:

goethe.cx posted:

it was nice of that girl to take a picture with you

Choco1980 posted:

My ex-father in law was a hispanic ex-business owner that took care of the local community. They used the Don prefix when addressing him. So yeah it's used plenty still, but you have to earn it.

sneakyfrog posted:

ITS GEOMETRY TIME

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I guess the math of love triangles is not as simple as can be.

Straight White Shark posted:

i'm going to be the MLK of polyamory

Barudak posted:

I have three dreams

sebmojo posted:

Baronjutter posted:

If you're married and not having much more and better sex than when you were still on the dating and hook up scene then you hosed up bad.

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

it's great that you and your mistress have a good sex life but we re talking about spouses here

Paladinus posted:

Anime is bad.

Dareon posted:

ElBrak posted:

The problem with the ancestral memory is you get the memories up to the time they had their last kid, so for all the women you only get the memories from like half their lives? And maybe the whole life of a dude if he was still going at it till he died. But what about all those smart people who never scored, all those bitter bitter memories lost forever.

Anne Frank Funk posted:

That’s incelstral memory, different thing.

whydirt posted:

Incelstral Memory - U
Instant
Draw 0 cards.

Ratatozsk posted:

This card cannot be tapped.

Play posted:

romney pence shlomney schpence they all the same

but you're right, pence is the dude that calls his wife "mother" and makes women extremely uncomfortable by telling them he can't be alone with them at any time

MightyJoe36 posted:

Yeah, rich, old white republicans tend to be so much alike it's hard to keep them straight.

Beachcomber posted:

Their wives have the same problem.

Outrail posted:

Somehow I missed this. What's adtrw?

Somfin posted:

Every horrible thing on the internet started with an SA meme escaping containment.

This is not a place of honour, y'all

E: QAnon can be traced back to SA banning discussion of anime. We are radioactive horrors.

Pirate Radar posted:

Well, about 2,000 years ago the Romans nailed a Jew to a piece of wood and poo poo got kind of wild

TetsuoTW posted: posted:

If you were any further on the spectrum your posts would only be visible to bees

Bobby Digital posted:

MarcusSA posted:

Ok what the hell app is this?

Universe Master posted:

preggr

McGavin posted:

Of course Texan Barbie is pregnant and has a stripper pole in her Dream House kitchen.

sebmojo posted:

Lol

Joey Freshwater posted:

I know sisters named Brooklyn and Savannah - guess where they were conceived.

Asleep Style posted:

A double wide?