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Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Chomsky Boi

Can we have the quote from towards the end of the last thread? The one where the professor turns into a glowing god bear?

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Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Chomsky Boi

Vincent posted:

Being that 'tis the season again (and that we don't have a photoshop thread now) here you guys go.





Because it counts as a quote, it's seasonal and Its rather funny.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Chomsky Boi

Aphrodite posted:

Poor ol' F-35, thought of ants and crashed.

The quotes are coming from inside the thread!

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Chomsky Boi

brotato posted:

I love the idea that legally required rabies vaccines gave my cats autism.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Chomsky Boi


Oh FFS.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Chomsky Boi


Agean90 posted:

We were somewhere around Berlin when the drugs began to take hold

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Chomsky Boi

Aphrodite posted:

Like if we had an anthropology forum, or an art history forum, or a I guess anything else with either the words 'art' or 'history' in it forum, then they wouldn't stand out so much.

Hey, trad games is trying to change!

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Chomsky Boi


Anyone got this increasing in size till it covers the screen because that quote above loving needs it.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Chomsky Boi

Rockin Orthodontist posted:

The Boxer Shorts Rebellion.

Quoting this because it is a funny quote.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Chomsky Boi

Karate Bastard posted:

Well that's this day.

e: I'm thinking a bit of murder in society isn't necessarily a bad thing, really?

Every prior to Christianity northern European society would agree. It's only if 1) You don't pay up afterwards or 2) It's done in secret. Secret murder is wrong, revenge murder in front of witnesses is, if not praiseworthy, understandable. In this case it's certainly praiseworthy.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Chomsky Boi

my dad posted:

Nothing forces the family of the victim to accept the payment. And you might also find yourself politely de-liveified in front of a cheering audience under the same rules.

Oh absolutely. Which is why you make a lot of friends. Goony mcshut in who victimises his wife is much less likely to have anyone asking for weregild. Sometimes you have it where people could but just go "we'd have done it ourselves if they hadn't been kin" sort of arrangement.

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Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Chomsky Boi


Franchescanado posted:

My God, what have I done?

Memento posted:

This is not my beautiful whitehouse

VendaGoat posted:

And the days go by. Water flowing under that. Under the rocks and stones.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Chomsky Boi

Facebook Aunt posted:

As a Canadian I

Love Poutine?

Haven't said sorry today and now I feel unclean?

Spend more time than I should thinking of making better bacon?

-God save the queen plays and Manchurian candidate program kicks in- Must kill all people who want a Republic?

Think that the newfie accent is still weird?

Have a shrine to Zap Rowsdower?

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Chomsky Boi

Alaois posted:

Serving beer in a coffee mug isn't a cultural thing it's a "this person has never even seen a beer before, let alone drank one" thing

To me it seems nice in a weird way. Like if it's some terrible beer that your just having with one of your mates before you go out. And you know the night out is going to be poo poo, and the moment when it's just you all together chatting poo poo and talking about anything is more fun.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Chomsky Boi

purple death ray posted:

I would permaban everyone in this thread if I could

Even yourself?

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Chomsky Boi

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I wish I still had my collection of Robert E. Howard's Solomon Kane stories. One of them had him outright go on a "white man's burden" diatribe after an adventure in Africa. Quite unsettling.

Wasn't he the one who, after spending a bit of time with Lovecraft, actually became less racist? Because Lovecraft was so insanely racist he took a step back and went "huh, that's actually kind of dumb".

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Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Chomsky Boi

Thirteen Orphans posted:

My old chaplain HATES when people say Aquinas was super heavy. He's convinced it's some kind of anti-Catholic rumor that stuck.

Mr Enderby posted:

Deep in the Protestant Headquarters, the Head Protestant sits on a plastic stool, wearing ugly polyester vestments. Cringing Lackey approaches.

Cringing Lackey: Your Reformedness, I have bad news. The Catholics are growing ever stronger. How will we ever convince people to stop doing good works, as is the cornerstone of our belief system.
Head Protestant: Don't worry, I have a plan that will strike a the heart of the Papists. I'll tell people that the famous Roman Catholic Thomas Aquinas, who as everyone knows we Protestants hate and fear for his orthodox theology, was all fat and gross.
CL: But Your Supreme Anti-Liturgicalness, it is well known that Aquinas was super buff and swole.
HP: It is true that he was super buff and swole, and also ripped, but we'll tell people he was a fat nerd. Because, and I really can't stress this enough, all Protestants hate Aquinas for some reason.
CL: Brilliant your Iconoclasticness. I'll put the plan into action right away.
HP: Good. Now leave me. I must put a condom on my penis before I have sex with my wife.

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