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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Here is the thing about Goon Bird Death House: Not really. Nobody ever sighed as they drew their birdhouse.
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Greatbacon posted:There are also extensions that turn "millennials" into "snake-people", "SJWs" into "skeletons", and one that replaces YouTube comments with quotes from Nietzsche. That last seems redundant. If you're reading YouTube comments you've already gazed into the abyss.
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oldpainless posted:Hell 35 fags sounds like a fun party to me It sounds like it ought to be the sequel to 47 Ronin, presumably after the Dirty Dozen quit.
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Canemacar posted:Instead of DARE programs, they should just read TCC posts to grade school kids. That mom quote about the blood clot reminds me of a comment someone made in discussion of the krokodil thread, which was "TCC: a forum for arm reduction". Anyone remember where that was or who was responsible for it?
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AlphaKretin posted:This depends, is the joke about three bee stings a holocaust joke, or a joke that happens to tangentially involve the holocaust? Because IMO it's pretty funny. Six million Jews walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, "Is this a Holocaust joke?" *thinks for a second* He's right, Holocaust jokes aren't funny.
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Paladinus posted:I imagine it's more like a slide whistle. More like a flugelhorn by the time you're done.
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You missed the follow-up. TheMightyZang posted:Are there 3 other dudes helping?
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Terrible Robot posted:I was never quite sure what to think of Enhydra lutris but I think these posts in the weed-growing thread have won me over. I'm not sure why he's in that thread. It hardly like he needs mind altering substances to get high.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:He's not... he's not seriously considering... People drink coffee that's been through a civet cat.
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You missed the follow-up just over the page:Gravitas Shortfall posted:Plot twist, they're actually triplets
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Quotes are a dish best served without context:Grinning Goblin posted:"Death is the solution to all man's problems. No man, no problem" - Jospeh "Ultron" Stalin HebrewMagic posted:"No woman, no cry"
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Travis343 posted:for years SA was so desperate to look 'better' than the rest of the internet by making sure its userbase had to conform to AP style guides when posting about making GBS threads their pants or whatever and now SA is on life support, left behind by the rest of the internet So far as I'm concerned SA is the Straight Dope Message Boards except you're allowed to call assholes assholes in the debate forum. This is a Good Thing and should be prized.
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The benchmark of tedium assigned to "watching paint dry" may have to be reappraised.
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Snapchat A Titty posted:I can't speak for others, but I'm pretty sure that the majorty of quote posters knows some SMG acronym. Strangely, most are actually the full name??? There are several SMG acronyms, though. It could be SuperMechaGodzilla, or it could be a submachine gun. It is easy to tell which one is meant, however, because after reading a post in Cinema Discusso nobody ever wanted to put SuperMechaGodzilla in their mouth.
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Karate Bastard posted:There's this Oglaf that I'm itching to post right now. Tell me which one, I'll post it somewhere random on the forums and when you find it you can quote me.
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china bot posted:
"Do not live in it!" "Fool! Grover does as he pleases!"
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CannonFodder posted:I know that Geordie is an English accent (from Newcastle?) but for the life of me when they get slangy it's like listening to Flemish. There's nowt wrong wi' owt that mithering clutterbucks don't barley grummet. It's a parody of rural Lancashire, not Geordies, but still. It's from the classic Goodies episode Kung Fu Kapers, in which they parodied the martial arts craze of the mid-1970s and specifically the TV show Kung Fu by having Bill Oddie claim to have travelled to "the mystic North" to learn the secrets of ancient Lancastrian fighting arts. At one point t'Grand Master imparts the above as a Zen-like koan. Translated, it means "Something is not wrong because fools complain they don't understand it".
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FactsAreUseless posted:[in Gauntlet voice] Red poster GOT the joke! Brown poster, surely?
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FactsAreUseless posted:That wasn't a color in Gauntlet, I think. Brown poster has shot the joke! Brown poster needs sex badly!
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Pesterchum posted:...The story is called the Lottery of Babylon. Actually it's called "The Lottery in Babylon" - La loteria en Babilonia, not La loteria de Babilonia. It's a small but crucial difference, given the story's implications. I bring this up only to make LoB feel slightly less smug.
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I still don't like reading quotes from TCC. "Use heroin responsibly" is not a phrase anyone should ever use, and I think a lot of people here laugh at them because the alternative is tears.
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Powaqoatse posted:dont post small han Why, does it upset Donald Trum?
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(Is it in his abs?) That's not one of his charms Shine is the mod with the swole beefy arms If you wanna know why FAU had to go It's in his GIFs (That's where it is)
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Everyone knows Three Olives is too much. Imagine Three Olives on the edge of a cliff. Now, stop masturbating.
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Doc Hawkins posted:I lift in order to die outside of retirement homes and hospitals, but agreed the post has some poetry to it. Jim Fixx jogged for much the same reason.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Someone spent a lot of time on that and still hosed up the rhythm on almost every other line. If you're thinking of Jim Carroll's People Who Died, you're not. And they did gently caress up the rhythm quite a bit.
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Machai posted:because I'm spanish you racist gently caress Why not do both? Most of Spain was Muslim until the 13th century.
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Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff, you might say.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:How about both at the same time: I would have said "four balls on the edging of Cliff", but Mr Richard has had quite enough intrusion into his personal life of late.
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Gloryhold It! posted:Like finding ancient dildos is a great boon to society Not really, you can't get the batteries any more.
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Thanks for the update, we were wondering what happened to Aatrek.
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Powaqoatse posted:It's pretty much that weird pig torture/veganism diatribe that gets posted itt once in a while, but as a strategic wargame instead. Combine the two. PETA just did.
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Chichevache posted:Haha, you're a necrophiliac. Necrophilia is dead good. 
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theres a will theres moe posted:Also how is anime a genre. I guess the class shares a general visual style but doesn't it get boring watching that same derivative big-eyed, pointy-haired face on every character in every story? It's not like the 'anime' facet of the work is the part that requires any craftsmanship or originality. BESM basically exists because artists don't want to put in the work to draw a face that the target audience will never look at but they can't risk distracting said audience from the underage girl's panties by not giving the character a face at all.
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Subjunctive posted:Amazing. Yeah, I didn't know they gave medals to pastries.
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du -hast posted:Link pls, I have never heard this tale. It should be in the SAclopedia.
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Which basically summarises to "Dzhohkar Tsarnaev's popularity with young girls since his arrest has nothing to do with that Rolling Stone cover and is purely due to him using his one phone call to call the police on Granos".
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Karate Bastard posted:Do we have any insight into the current doings of Mr Granos this is unrelated to death squads by the way. He joined the police. It was his calling.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:That would be another story. To be exact the bathroom would be on the second story, and the tub would most certainly be on another story.
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Hogge Wild posted:but why make a swastika from turds if you're a nazi? How did the turds stay in the shape of a swastika without getting shaken up in the post? Did the Nazi lovingly glue them to the bottom of the box, like some kind of postprandial pasta art?
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