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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Puppy Galaxy posted:

Wait really? You think that? For real?

GET OUTTA TOWN!

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

cock hero flux posted:

yeah I plan to never use my automatic bird crusher on actual birds

You'll never convince me that you're not feverishly posting your disgusting results on some bird murdering fetish website

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches


Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Intoluene posted:

Challenge accepted.

If Japanese porn has taught me anything it's that it's definitely possible to insert slippery wriggly things into your butt.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

SLAMMYsosa posted:

back in November two of my (former) coworkers got in a brake cleaner fight, each dual wielding sure shots, just like standing still spraying a constant stream of brakleen at each other's dicks, and then one of them put down his empty sprayers, walked to his tool box, grabbed his camel lights, then produced a lighter from his pocket and flicked it once I guess to test it before he went outside to smoke and just from the spark he was immediately completely engulfed in flames and ran around screaming and flailing his arms while one dude sprayed him with a hose and some of us got him on the ground and tried to pat it out but he was on fire for at least a full minute before all of the brakleen cooked off of him

one guy was just wailing on the dude's dick the entire time because, as he lated explained, he was just thinking how much he would hate to have his own dick burned off and it was where the highest concentration of the brake cleaner was but it was great because at one point the guy who was on fire was literally like trying to defend himself from the dick slapping guy. like dude is completely on fire but was still more concerned with getting his dick wailed on. pretty good stuff

the singular most stupid thing I have ever seen in my life but at least now I know what burning human flesh smells like

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

ryonguy posted:

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

The idea of someone trying to explain GBS to the FBI is hilarious.
Yeah, just ask Lowtax how much he enjoyed the experience.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

AtomD posted:

Oh, that character is called Clear Delay Loon, which means "moonlight" in French. It's so obvious!
And of course everyone knew Bower Geo Izzy would end up being from the upper class.
Weird that people didn't know that Kennest Passborn literally translates to "This isn't good!"

Goddammit.

Elan Sleazebaggano was a .... wait for it .... a sleazebag.

Now try to guess what Savage Opress's main character trait was.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

I thought that Sisyphus was the basic tenant of Greek mythology?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Ianiniho posted:

What is Barnacle Jim?

He's a frog, he's a goat, he's a dildo, he's a robot .... at this point it's easier to ask "What isn't Barnacle Jim?"

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...40&pagenumber=1

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Kavak posted:

Skylark...funny?

Even a broken Mayan calendar stone is right twice a 52 year cycle.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Baron von Eevl posted:

Occasionally it's Dickbutt.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

burexas.irom posted:

Did you just badly photoshop dickbutt into the very panel in which it was created?

Someone did, I guessed it was already a thing and googled it. The last panel is flipped horizontally.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

There was a thread years ago about inventing a computer game or something about apes and one poster kept updating the thread for a crazy long time, I can't remember enough exact details to find it

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I mean ultimately that's probably pretty close to how the whole thing started. Some dude probably made a really insightful observation at some point about how the GR can describe an aesthetically pleasing composition, and then tons of people took it to be a direct causal relationship until someone heard about it and popularized it as some obscure law of art.

Art and wombs.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

little munchkin posted:

it's really weird how the same group of people are howling with laughter and using the word schadenfreude improperly

If they're laughing then that's legitimate schadenfreude. The only prerequisite is that someone finds someone else's misfortune funny, it doesn't have to be 'deserved' misfortune or funny to everyone or whatever else.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Yeah let's take the nice happy-go-lucky man with the collection of wacky dangerous radioactive materials and make him a mod of GBS and turn him insane. This is how fuckin' supervillains get created.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

I guess a supervillain with nuclear capabilities was the next logical step in SA's legacy when we went from Puckins to the Slender Man killings.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Karate Bastard posted:

No that hurts like a motherfucker just use ky.

Apparently I've been using the phrase "whiskey dick" completely wrong all these years.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

SlimGoodBody posted:

On that note, I think Bizarro, while maybe not a good villain to carry a movie, could be a tragic and beautiful piece of plot for a Supes movie. Someone (maybe Luthor, yawn) attempts to clone a Superman they can control, or maybe reverse engineer Superman-like abilities with a few drops of his blood. They want to use it to discredit the original Supes and turn public opinion against him. Bizarro ends up breaking loose and rampaging.

Don't make him evil, make him really dishearteningly broken in the head. He just keeps trying to "help" and "do the right thing," but he gets it all wrong because he's mentally deficient. Think Lenny trying to pet the rabbits. The plot arc culminates in Superman realizing that no amount of interposing will ever stop Bizarro from trying to do the right thing, just as no amount of interference would ever stop Superman from trying to do the right thing. We see Superman crying as he has to beat the life out of Bizarro, who doesn't understand what he's done. Superman doesn't want to do it, but it's a burden he has to bear in order to make the world safer. Supes has a period of reflection on whether he's any different, or if he's getting in the way of humanity moving itself forward by coddling it so much. He decides that he has to follow Bizarro's example and keep trying to do right, no matter what, and goes to take on the big bad guy that was responsible for/controlling Bizarro with a new sense of anger and purpose.

Or something. Whatever. You get the idea.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I've predicted all these jokes through mathematics.

Well then you're the worst out of everyone because you could have prevented all this but you chose not to

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

many johnnys posted:

Sounds like a good way to get shot by someone with nothing to lose.

Yeah I wouldn't try it if you looked even slightly 'ethnic'

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Doctor J Off posted:

Keep your ear to the ground. Look for underground currents. Listen to the wind in the trees, hear the whispers. Bundle up onion grass, and sauté them in butter with leeks and chives. Extend every fifth step to a lurch on a walk down to the crossroads on the second hour after a rainstorm, and identify yourself to a stranger who will step out of the shadows.

rezatahs posted:

did you just reveal the wu-tang secret

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

PBS Newshour posted:

How did that thread not just become about that post, you know there is something seriously going wrong when goons in that thread aren't making fun of that post and nothing else for 10 pages.

Mostly people were too busy arguing about Gamergate and didn't have time to read it. Also it's almost guaranteed to be an unattributed quote sourced from somewhere else

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I mean, yeah. If you can't get long, hard meat down your throat without choking, I don't know what to say to you.

Gagging is a compliment in some cultures.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Moon Atari posted:

I remember the dnf thread also featured Microwave, son of Microwave's mom, being ganged up on and mocked about his hot mother because he was the only person prior to release really insisting that it would be poo poo. I recall a heavily quoted photoshop of duke cupping his mom's breasts and I'm not certain but I think he might have said something like "I don't know why you think my mom's hotness invalidates my argument".




Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

I was browsing through a random page of this thread and:

Crocoswine posted:

in a relatively recent thread in QCS it was made clear that Lowtax hates GBS and straight up closing it is something he's considered, so we can only hope

Crocoswine finally gets his wish!!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

White noise posting is the only sensible response to white noise politics.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


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freeedr posted:

I can't tell which word

That's not how you pronounce 'word'

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches


Safety goggles

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

dpack_1 posted:

Wait what? That doesn't rhyme at all. How are you pronouncing .gif?

Jife, rhymes with 'life'

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

How about both at the same time:

Jedit posted:

Imagine four balls on the edge of a butte, you might say.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Skoll posted:

Anime seems very divisive here.

Once upon a time anime used to be banned in certain PYF threads and people got regularly probated for posting it. Sometimes someone would post something anime-ish and get probated or initiate a long debate over whether it was anime or not.

Judging from the STOP REPORTING STUPID poo poo YOU IDIOTS stickied thread people are still reporting it even though the ban was lifted years ago.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


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theflyingorc posted:

...I BELIEVE he became a mod almost immediately AFTER he posted that, if I remember my timeline correctly.

Hot Dog Kickstarter gets posted to be mocked -> Noni waxes philosphical - > goons begin funding it - > Noni made mod -> Kickstarter finishes, Christmas presents given.

Cacafuego posted:

I coulda swore that ended with no xmas presents given because goon dad funded the frog dogger

Also "Noni bans Epic Ham Cat AND WOULD DO IT AGAIN" should be in there somewhere

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

purple death ray posted:

Why are yall still making bad holocaust jokes

Because there's no good holocaust jokes?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Antivehicular posted:

Yeah, if dude really has a health issue, that sucks, but... why keep eating hot dogs? If there's one food you can pretty safely discard with no meaningful decline in your quality of life, it's hot dogs.

It doesn't even make sense that hot dogs and only hot dogs are his specific kryptonite. Sausages? Fine. Food with the consistency of sausages? Fine. Food in a similar shape to sausages? Fine. Buns? Fine. Bread products in other shapes? Fine. Sausage + bun? HELP IM DYING AGAIN

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Hogge Wild posted:

i'm really that my pyf your favorite jew thread was gassed

You must be fuhrerious

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Field Mousepad posted:

Pretty much everyone here is to some degree. That's not a joke, we're all kinds of hosed up.

Everyone should automatically get a :sadbrains: gang tag after they sign up and pay their $10

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZksQd2fC6Y

The thread was talking about the upcoming Universal monsters shared cinematic universe and all those monsters previously met up in a 1948 Abbott and Costello movie

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Danaru posted:

I feel bad for misterbibs sometimes, but also god drat it's hilarious every time he gets dogpiled

His brain is just so broken. He's like Donnie Darko but instead of obsessing over a giant rabbit that no one else can see he keeps seeing all these hills to die on

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


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BOOTY-ADE posted:

Instead of an airplane engine killing him, he gets hit by the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile

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