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Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

thatbastardken posted:

anyghost can wear a bow to keep their ghost hair out of their face while giving a ghost blowjob. it's just practical.

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find the restless spirit of a recently deceased hair tie

# ¿ May 17, 2017 14:16

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 03:22

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Inspector Hound posted:

"cheese crystals" sounds like a drug you'd find in the South in the future

Nah that doesn't sound likely. No one would believe it was real.

Oh wait ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w

# ¿ May 20, 2017 17:00

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Burt Sexual posted:

Those are funny posts, but wtf is with that seal? I thought they were nice and timid? Was she holding a tuna in her rear end?

It might have just been playing, or it might have panicked because people got too close, or it might have mistaken her for something. They're predators which can weigh up to 300 kg (660 lb) for a medium sized species like that one and they have pretty nasty teeth, I really wouldn't want to jump in the water after one which had started biting people.

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# ¿ May 21, 2017 18:27

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Malachite_Dragon posted:

A lot of things become hilarious if read by Gilbert Gottfriend, though

It's not all fun and games. If he ever kills himself no one will be able to read his suicide note without busting out laughing because in their head they'll be reading it in his voice

# ¿ May 29, 2017 20:49

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Yeah the Ghostbusters 2016 thread in CD got a little .... involved.

# ¿ May 31, 2017 13:59

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Solice Kirsk posted:

That's....that's a lot of crazy.

He kept it up for 8 months and never dropped character, it was amazing

# ¿ May 31, 2017 14:05

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Hugoon Chavez posted:

edit: oh, and this guy.

Low hanging fruit, everyone knows the rumours about that guy

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 12:17

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

There was a guy in the Agents of SHIELD thread who got incensed at the suggestion that they might have Inhumans on the show and was absolutely adamant that it would never happen, nuh uh, no way. Just not possible. And then Inhumans were the major plot focus of the show for two straight seasons and now half the characters are Inhumans. :v:

And then there was the time that a male and female character snuck away from the rest of the team and spent the night together in a hotel and a bunch of people were like "Well maybe they just talked, we don't know whether they hosed or not." :doh:

# ¿ Jul 2, 2017 03:40

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Nordick posted:

SiKboy posted:
They are linked. Whatever happens to the batter is instead felt by the pitcher. Its called "The pitcher of Dorian Grey".

I love when people make that reference. Never gets old.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 15:17

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

theflyingorc posted:

i am struggling to decipher the context of "Ewwey"

There are many things which are eww. This one isn't the ewwiest but it's pretty ewwey. It has moderate ewwness.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 16:36

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

E: Holy poo poo beaten already

# ¿ Aug 12, 2017 19:05

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

I did a google search for 'clapping between every word' and the first result was this:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/clap-emoji-%F0%9F%91%8F'

There, now we all know.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 12:54

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Jinh posted:

Hmm looks like the clap emoji meme is going up, up, up on the trending graph. Better invest now

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# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 13:06

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Grandmother of Five posted:

I have the impression that whenever people do this kind of thing, they genuinely feel like they are doing some kind of just & noble self-sacrifice in the name of freedom, like their great-grandparents must have felt when they stormed the beaches of Normandy and ran into machine-gun fire in order to stop Nazism.

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 12:31 on Sep 19, 2017

# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 12:27

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Karate Bastard posted:

Dude. How. Why. Did you have a load of Wayne Gretsky's balls posts ready to just splurge out there. There is nothing searchable about those posts. You had that ready. How have you structured your life such that you have a list of Wayne Gretsky's balls posts ready to be that quick on the draw. Come on man, this is the quotes thread.

Wayne Gretsky's balls have always been right at my fingertips. Wayne Gretsky's balls have never left me. Wayne Gretsky's balls sustained me during the long dark nights.

Powaqoatse posted:

calm your jets, the list was posted in the quotes thread of that era & im pretty sure it was just made from going through gretzky's then recent post history

^^
Also this

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 13:12 on Sep 20, 2017

# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 12:53

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

he posted "ape fight" in trad games for years, and years

it was good times

Literally years and years. He first started posting in the thread in Dec 2008 but started making posts saying nothing but "ape fight" in August 2009 and kept going until December 2012.

Ape. Fight.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2017 14:46

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Machai posted:

I thought he was black?

# ¿ Sep 24, 2017 08:03

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is it still cannibalism if it's given freely?

edit:
Sure is! Guess google was quicker than I thought.

Yeah, if it's deliberately harvested it counts. Accidental/habitual eating of your own body such as chewing your fingernails or accidentally swallowing your own blood when you get a blood nose or chewing your hair as a nervous don't count.

Fun fact: self-cannibalism has sometimes been forced on people as a form of torture during wartime. Yayyyyy humans are awesome to each other.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2017 14:49

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Bertrand Hustle posted:

If memory serves, it wasn't just anal, it was rear end to mouth.

The commemorative smilie agrees with this: :gooncamp:

# ¿ Nov 6, 2017 07:51

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Sex Hobbit posted:

The world record is 25 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonebooth_stuffing

The record is 25 intact people. If you minced them you'd be able to pack 30 in there.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2017 05:16

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Who What Now posted:

Well poo poo, if you pureed them you can pack in another two or three.

You'd have to tip the phone booth over and pour them in or they'd just flow right out though, dunno if the phone booth stuffing rules allow for that.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2017 05:47

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Rough Lobster posted:

Did that guy throw a loving CD?

"Betamax Videocassette Cenobite" didn't have the same ring to it

# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 09:34

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Congee is the best. In fact, I think I might make some now.

Huh, apparently you're pretty susceptible to suggestions from the forums quote thread. You're lucky it was the congee quote that got posted, if it had been a different quote you might be off pissing in a well or throwing ants at a horse right now.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 12:07

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Powaqoatse posted:

There was definitely a goon who did it & it completely destroyed whatever (bad, as i recall) argument they was making

Here's how the kids of today do it:

# ¿ Nov 28, 2017 18:02

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

syscall girl posted:

And that man's name was Albid Instein.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2017 20:47

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Pirate Radar posted:

The other problem with naming a kid Titan is that they can never have a nickname. What are you going to call them for short? Tit? Tite?

Tits McGee

# ¿ Nov 30, 2017 20:23

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

thecluckmeme posted:

Context: Lord Adonis is a roboman being made fun of for advocating ethnic cleansing, so he's now threatening to fight literally every person in the UK Megathread in D&D

He just posted a BanMe thread in GBS, I guess he's asking to be self-ethnically-cleansed?

# ¿ Dec 2, 2017 21:29

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funmanguy posted:

Anyone remember a really long post about how hard it is being a train-pilot? I think it was after the crash in Canada a few years back.

Was it the post about what happens when the driver slams on the brakes and the fully laden cars start reacting?

# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 14:53

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Cacafuego posted:

Do you talk like this IRL?

Here on the forums I end up deleting half my responses before I I hit [submit] but in real life I don't have luxury of that filter so I'm constantly spouting insufferable poo poo. I'm loving terrible at analog social media.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 14:38

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Breetai posted:

*goatse, but with one pinkie finger delicately raised*

"No I swear the Grey Poupon is in there, look deeper"

# ¿ Jan 12, 2018 15:40

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Not my forum? Not my forum? You don't get it. We could have been a Pepe. We could have been a contender. We could have been some Nazi. Instead of being a dying Web 1.0 forum, like we are, let's face it.

We could have been a Pepe but instead we were Slenderman

# ¿ Jan 13, 2018 10:43

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

I'm a shitposter not an engineer!

# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 17:16

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mind the walrus posted:

This is mean, but a good punchline is a good punchline:

I always wondered what the Punisher skull logo would look like if someone did a forensic facial reconstruction on it and now I know

# ¿ Jan 21, 2018 14:59

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

I got the Simpsons reference and I guess the rest is about doing a speed run of the original Super Mario game but I don't know if the names mean anything.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 15:25

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Sagebrush posted:

It helps to know what Skinner and Chalmers' relationship is like in the show prior to watching it, but even that's not really necessary.

Yeah the article that Big Grunty Secret posted points out that the first few lines of the sketch pretty much encapsulates their entire relationship in just a few words:

quote:

CHALMERS
Well, Seymour, I made it - despite your directions.

SKINNER
Ah, Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. I hope you�re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.

Skinner is an incompetent suck up who still thinks he's clever and charming, Chalmers is his annoyed superior who only barely puts up with his poo poo.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 18:50