Milo and POTUS posted:

The nice year page

e: https://twitter.com/engineeringvids...ingawful.com%2F

Flint_Paper posted:

Tom sits with his head in his hands, ears still ringing from the blast. He did it. He won. Strange, though. He always thought he'd feel pride. Joy. Elation. He always thought that he'd feel something. Standing on unsteady legs he heads to the kitchen to get the mop. He'd need to do something about the new hole in the wall, but that can come later. Cleaning, first. Got to get things clean.

D-Pad posted:

I can't stop laughing. I can literally feel the pure joy he felt as he delivered the line  "We're watching your dad gently caress a morbidly obese German woman."

Phlegmish posted:

Yes, I actually have his legendary first post in that thread specifically bookmarked

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3543702&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=5#post414408653

e: it would have been good even if it had been that one post but he just keeps going

Inceltown posted:

Pirate Radar posted:

I think she’s just dumbing it down for him, but yes, other species do it too. There was a study from MIT that looked at this sort of by accident, because what it was originally focused on was roadkill. Somebody noticed that crows were getting hit by trucks on the Mass Turnpike at higher rates than you’d expect, so they did some field study to figure out why. It had to do with pattern recognition and murder behavior (murder of crows, I mean), and how they set “watchcrows” to warn the group of danger while they fed on other roadkill. Crows can definitely tell the difference between trucks and cars, and it turned out that trucks were more dangerous because none of the Boston watchcrows could say “TRUCK!” but of course they could all say “CAH, CAH, CAH”

Captain Hygiene posted:

The rear end of Elfmontdickio

EorayMel posted:

Tunicate posted:

well I mean we still call it 'american' cheese here

Splicer posted:

I still don't know what ska is

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Ariong posted:

Now there’s a pizza him missing.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I'm no boobologist but I don't think they're supposed to move like that.

Captain Hygiene posted:

I'm not sure the volleyball itself even bounces that much

Outrail posted:

Gonna get real angry if the pilot isn't the most rotund man in the navy.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I went up to Darwin after high school during the hottest part of the year and I don't think I ever adjusted back.

Inceltown posted:

lmao, white Australia doesn't have culture. The only real difference between Melbourne and Darwin is that in Darwin the drinks come in smaller glasses so your beer doesn't warm up too much before you finish it.

Doc Hawkins posted:

i went to australia once and there was plenty of cultural variety, there was cocaine culture, meth culture, weed culture...

and then of course the majority alcohol culture

thatbastardken posted:

in bizarre synchronicity with the thread title Australia was also a pioneer in sexy beach defeat videos, only we called it Gallipoli.

Cocaine Bear posted:

I'm in no position to judge, but maybe save some of that blow for the weekend?

Data Graham posted:

I would think you are absolutely in a position to judge

quote:

proposal: a thread about how to use your computer keyboard
reality: a girl uses her mouse cursor to click the options and causes a chain of events that ultimately causes the entire forum to crash and burn as a result of her cursor being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

RandomFerret posted:

Nope.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Leave it to goons to hear about old food dumped in a forest and think it might be some sort of tasty treat

Son of Rodney posted:

Needs white socks for that ultimate middle age dad look

mmj posted:

There's another great one of these about a guy with an old school adversarial gm so the guy made a cranky old man character with like 600 pages of backstory so he could always say his character actually had x experience or whatever and be just as lovely as the gm. It ended with him singing oh Canada in an abandoned hockey rink while shooting slapshots of explosives at an avatar of an old god trying to be reborn, but the journey made it much less monkeycheese random than that short summary makes it out to be.

Solice Kirsk posted:

A truly defensible castle would have a gate made out of moat. Try crossing that you would-be-invaders!

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

If it's the tree, then you gotta spend more money to keep those damned lemon stealing whores from taking all your lemons. That's even more cash wasted.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I mean... isn't it, though?

I loved LinkedIn. I once got a recruitment email from a man calling himself Protoss Ho. Why, no, Mr. Ho, I'm not sure you represent the cream of the EFL chain school crop, but thanks anyways!

Trevor Hale posted:

Uh. The reveal on his age is terrifying

Inceltown posted:

Account suspended and thus tweet gone

Dareon posted:

Lady, you are not ready to hear about Knockturn Alley.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Let's move on from noted piece of poo poo moo-cow TERF rear end in a top hat J.K. Rowling, and embrace the glory of CRIMEAN INTERIOR DECORATING!

Outrail posted:

Use a petrol pump/siphon to pour it back into the bowl. Throw away the pump and plastic bag and gloves I hope you wore gloves.

Platystemon posted:

Hitler had one ball, but two assholes? Is there some kind of nethers conservation law?

Splicer posted:

Wait wait wait

The Railmesillyon

bell jar posted:

Yeah? Like what?

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is it Gina Carano?

Karia posted:

Garrand posted:

I really am too American, I read this as 'hand me my gun'.

Hihohe posted:

Trying to think of a version of Come Out You Black and Tans but its about fighting terfs

WITCHCRAFT posted:

this is somehow less believable to me than a gamer gym rat incel "smurfing" dating apps

he's pub stomping those vapid bitches, hiding his true MMR

imagine meeting such a person in real life

My Lovely Horse posted:

well where the gently caress else are we supposed to put it