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pentyne posted:If that's who I think it is its a GiP poster would say "Hey, I'm gonna make up a really batshit insane story and post in GiP and lets wait until GBS/D&D picks it up context free and spends 10 pages screaming about soldiers being baby rapists. Literally the entire thread was "let's make fake rear end in a top hat stories and see who believes them" Good to see that even war criminals can have a sense of humor.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 00:51 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 13:38 |
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Poor Lowtax's Almanac, a collection of "lifehacks" from about 10 years ago. The 'Good Old Days' of GBS posted:You post to an internet forum full of pedophiles, pants-shitters, depressed and paxil-ingesting people suffering from various mental illnesses, social misfits, drug users, and perpetrators of every sexual fetish imaginable, and ask US what to do?
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2015 13:36 |
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Loki_XLII posted:dang, this jessica jones lady sure has some real jessi cajones.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2015 14:44 |
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The whole point of the show is that they're all terrible people who ruin everything they touch. Complaining that Jerry is a smug rear end is like complaining that half the episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm don't make sense because Larry David is obscenely wealthy.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2015 16:20 |
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sharktamer posted:Posting actual jokes in GBS already seems high brow. Modern GBS is a Breitbart FYAD-light, there's no room for jokes.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 00:57 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:*Ernest Cline slides up from out of a toilet like the liquid metal terminator, speaks in an inexplicable The Mask voice* Diiiiiiiiiiiid SOMEBODY say the EIGHTIES? *waggles eyebrows while chainmaille bowtie spins*
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 20:52 |
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RandomFerret posted:Okay, well, looks like I just started a twitter war with William F. Gibson stuck in the middle. Not was I was expecting to do today.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 14:18 |
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 05:22 |
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 05:26 |
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PleasingFungus posted:that's a g0m/'no they will not' post, from this thread. other highlights Dang, throw a participation award in there and you'd have the entirety of GBS in one post.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 21:16 |
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Aww poo poo...the funniest thread in the forums is back.Rondette posted:Welcome to the 6th Annual Something Awful Everest thread!
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2016 22:32 |
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DudeGoofyGuy posted:There's a different filter for every tense of the C-word, as I learned from browsing old GBS recently. Cuckservative
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2016 22:52 |
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ants on my cum rag posted:There's a lot of hosed up and weird people, on this comedy forum website, who do not ever post jokes, do not enjoy jokes or indeed even laughing, and have coined a derogatory term for people who make jokes. They're all missionaries drawn here by the allure of the fertile lands of videos of a severely asthmatic man playing Megaman games, and interesting philosophical quandries posted by the fake PTSD guy about the nature of doors and windows in Dungeons and Dragons. They are wise men here to educate a savage, uneducated, indigenous sort. It is a sonorous, musical form of education; a greasy collective amasses on the front line of the battle against social injustice, the video game subforum on a message board that has a drop down menu that makes light of the holocaust on every single page, and sings a shrill harmony that permeates the very aether, making my pets feel unsafe, when a video game muscle man calls Catwoman a bitch. They have picked their battles well, and I note from my foxhole that I am running out of ammunition, chiefly in the form of the increasingly finite number of ways I can frame this absurd situation with the English language. I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the poo poo out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me. I love this quote because what was once a scathing indictment of the GBS zeitgeist is now just supporting the status quo of a subforum full of humorless computer janitors hurtling towards middle age incapable of liking or making jokes about anything. In terms of being an actual humor website, the only difference between idealistic young SJW Tumblrite D&D LF YCS Millennial white knight caremuch GBS and tryhard old bitter goku cuck fries lol just lol at the Xbone Star Citizen Doobie Dawgs Donald Trump Did Nothing Wrong GBS is that now it has a fraction of the previous members and even fewer people care about it.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 02:59 |
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rodbeard posted:Wait so SMG is actually funny when he's posting outside of CD? Maybe not funny, but he's always fun. quote:
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2016 23:26 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:You mistake people rolling their eyes at his dumb gimmick with anger. Target of joke declares joke to not be funny, also dumb.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 00:50 |
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:Layer 2: Goons suggesting safe dick-inserting practices and comparing suggestions to eliminate the behavior that has put him at death's door twice to attempts to eliminate homosexuality. On the other hand, Goons thinking that they can get a 12 year-old boy to not masturbate is hilarious even by the usual standards of childless unmarried middle-aged men offering parenting advice on the forums.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 06:04 |
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TetsuoTW posted:The Everest thread is brimming with the kind of person I never want to encounter in bars, airports, or life. I wonder if they have the self-awareness to realize how incredibly gross and weird their fixation is and hide their shame or if they just start spouting off about how much they hate Mount Everest, The Wrong Kind of Mountain two or three lines into a conversation with a complete stranger the way a person might comment on the weather or a local sports team.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 04:31 |
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It must be a special kind of hell to be hurtling into middle age and measuring the passage of years not with the anniversary of your wedding or the birthdays of your children or your promotions at work but with the annual iterations of the bad mountain climbing thread.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 17:42 |
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Great, now he's going to spend the next six months downvoting every thread in PYF.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 04:29 |
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Once I was doing contract work for a middle school and I was in the building before school opened for the students and there was this much older-looking kid at the end of the hallway glaring at me. I was kind of freaked out until I got closer and realized that it was a cardboard cutout of Jacob from the Twilight movies.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 22:14 |
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Roro posted:Wasn't he a chemistry teacher or something? Science teacher with an interest in historical quack medicine, which just happens to involve a good amount of radiation since 100 years ago people were really into putting radium in their bodies until their jaws fell off.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 17:42 |
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blunt for century posted:Hotdogs have to be at least 30% pig balls. Here's the mundane actual explanation of where hotdog/potted meat/etc. meat comes from. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My8A-4_4634
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2016 02:38 |
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Friend posted:My mom just told my wife the other day that you should look for watermelons with a yellow spot because that means the ripened in the field more. I don't care for watermelon so this information is of no use to me but maybe it can be a benefit to you and your life (if it's even true; my mom believes a lot of poo poo) This isn't true, your mom just saw a jpeg on Facebook and uncritically parroted it without questioning it or researching it further. Your mom is basically operating on the same level of cognition as an anti-vaxxers, I'm sorry. LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I'm of the opinion that magic is no more ridiculous a belief than any other belief system but I also smoke a lot of weed and sometimes it makes me think I'm communicating with my boyfriend with my thoughts soooo there's that The difference is that magic makes direct and testable claims so it's actually way more ridiculous because it's very easy to see that the NEET selling love potions on Etsy to catladies for $50 a pop is full of poo poo.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2019 22:12 |
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cumshitter posted:I hate the grammerly ads on youtube because I; as an English major, understand how to use punctuations. Yet you're not smart enough to install an adblocker.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2019 07:41 |
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I'm not surprised that the kind of dude who is still obsessed with hating Star Citizen almost 7 years later is also the kind of dude who is mad about Twilight almost 14 years later. The teenage girls who grew up fantasizing about Jacob and Edward in high school are entering their 30s and Fashionable Jorts is still chortling to himself about how those vapid underaged females read and enjoyed The Wrong Kind Of Genre Fiction back when George W Bush was president and the PS2 was still the most recent Sony console. Of course this is the subforum that gave us a 'recap" of a thread whose OP clocks in at over 18,000 words so I wouldn't expect being able to process things in a timely manner to be one of their strengths.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 02:05 |
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CarpenterWalrus posted:Don't let these idiots get you down, I'm right there with you. I see these morons in the office all day wearing their expensive button down shirts and tailored slacks and I laugh in their stupid faces. I buy a pack of shirts from Walmart every few years and that covers my shame just as well, if not better than, those foolish indulgences do and at 15000th of the cost! Like seriously, you fuckin sheep, what's the point of anything more than the bare loving minimum in this time on the dumb, gay earth? in defense of designer fountain pens
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2019 02:30 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:Neil Gaiman is inferior in every way to Terry Pratchett and Good Omens was forgettable, at best. Describing things as cringeworthy in current year is ironically enough the most cringe thing you can possibly do online.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2019 19:35 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:We're slightly past the Mieville chat, but since it was brought up, here's the blog post stating he was an abuser/exploiter/stalker of women in the field: Wow, first Stephen King murdered John Lennon and now this. You just can't trust genre fiction authors.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2019 23:52 |
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KingNastidon posted:Just finished after a pretty straight forward 40 hr playthrough. I don't know if the game was good but
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2019 08:45 |
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Neito posted:I absolutely, positively refuse to believe that that wasn't some masterful trolling attempt. R/relationships is almost entirely fiction and it's genuinely depressing that like a third of this site's posts by volume are just people reposting stuff from it and bickering about it as if it were real. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2019 15:17 |
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Moon Slayer posted:Not necessarily a funny quote but I liked it and agreed with it. I dunno, a guy who hates people who consume media solely to look for things to complain about it consuming an internet critic solely to complain about it is pretty funny. As is the idea that they were willing to devote countless years of their life and thousands of dollars to film school without doing an ounce of research to see what film school was actually like and then when they arrive and found it to be the den of failchildren and narcissists like it literally always has been they blame it on the internet man who talk about movie wrong way.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2019 21:48 |
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Friend posted:Freddie Wong bought Johnny Five Aces for $5,100. That's about the level of taste and fiscal intelligence I'd expect from the guy who blew $800,000 making six episodes of Video Game High School. The War Queer posted:I knew Freddie Wong from his goofy YouTube videos before I knew he was a goon, lol He stopped posting here because the site made fun of his terrible webseries.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2019 18:28 |
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bony tony posted:A bonobo would use it as a sex toy The idea that bonobos are hypersexual is just misinformation based entirely on the fact that they were being observed when they're in captivity which means a bunch of complete strangers forced in a small enclosure with nothing to do. It's about as outdated and invalid as the idea of alpha males in wolf packs and praying mantises killing and eating their partners after mating.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2020 16:19 |
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RCarr posted:Ok boomer This is the thread for funny forums quotes, not lovely Reddit catchphrases from three months ago.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2020 12:36 |
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Syd Midnight posted:There's people who are absolutely convinced that Twitter is doing this to them personally because they can think of no other reason that people would avoid or ignore them. They'll #hashtag about it and follow each other, which makes it even worse because they expect everyone else to think about & respond to their opinions but not vice versa, so they'll have hundreds or thousands of followers but still nobody gives a poo poo about them. Bot accounts simply add to the mayhem. Also a lot of insecure and/or desperate content creators who fall for every totally unsubstantiated rumor or protip about trying to game the algorithm in their favor are now convinced that the reason their drawings and videos aren't blowing up is because they were shadowbanned for retweeting their own content or commiting any number of imaginary faux pas rather than the much more obvious conclusion that they just aren't very good and people don't respond well to having you spam their timeline with the same piece over and over in a desperate bid for validation. Even this very site has a long-running totally unproven conspiracy theory about being shadowbanned on Google and other places due to an imagined grudge from some anonymous employee working there.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2020 23:21 |
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Jesus even CSPAM's epic meltdown drama and sick burns related to it is buried in a hundred pages of bullshit that is impenetrable to anyone who hasn't spent years making hundreds of posts a day there and causes pages of derails from said posters when posted elsewhere. It really is the new FYAD now only instead of ironically posting nazi jokes it's sincerely accusing everyone you dislike of being a nazi.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2020 17:32 |
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Pick posted:just to be clear, it was not peanut sauce. it was wet peanut butter. That sucks, they could at least have mixed it with some soy sauce and ginger and sriracha and made a bastardized approximation of spicy Thai peanut sauce.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2020 05:55 |
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DandyLion posted:The humorous approach should really be the norm rather than the exception. I think it resonates with a lot more people. Counterpoint: The entirety of brand Twitter, advertising
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2020 08:41 |
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Bongo Bill posted:DeterministicStoat HorsePuree
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2020 05:10 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 13:38 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:This just ableism. It's not a mental illness. They are a danger to an actual vulnerable group, children. They aren't victims at all in any way. They are people who have made the choice to hurt someone. "Mental disorder" is the way pedophiles justify their desires and actions. The virtuous pedophile idea is a myth. Very funny quote.
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