a.lo posted:

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1262203270510018564?s=20
looks pretty fun

anime was right posted:

bumper SARS

Lutha Mahtin posted:

MY FIANCEE and i had a pre-marriage counseling session and our counselor was explaining the idea of psychological stereotypes. she used the example of "i know what a truck is because i've seen all different kinds of trucks and then i start to form ideas about what a 'truck' is". she goes on like this for a bit and i eventually can't hold back my laughter because the only thing i can think of is my toddler nephew. the only thing i could see in my mind's eye was him looking out his window at all the trucks that go by his house, and he's looking real intently and the little gears are turning in his head and very slowly he begins to form the idea of Truck

Solice Kirsk posted:

Are trucks a spectrum now too?

Captain Hygiene posted:

I, too, navigate primarily using the screams stemming from the horror of my own existence

purple death ray posted:

echolamentation

change my name posted:

https://twitter.com/progirl/status/1265260076278956033

Ogantai posted:

Soylent grip is feeble!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

The Irish Banana Famine sure did a number on folks.

Elviscat posted:

Idiot, I'm a nuke and I've lunched before, many times in fact.

AlbieQuirky posted:

Imagine I made a good joke about Fat Man and Little Boy here, because I couldn’t.

dreamin of semen posted:

Elviscat is not a libertarian, to my knowledge

Outrail posted:

'reciprocating saw blade connector' and 'sex machine' shouldn't be used in the same paragraph.

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Right?

BrianBoitano posted:

The referenced material is also funny:
slightly
https://i.imgur.com/cAoR2Qk.png

yo, world, what the gently caress

OwlFancier posted:

What the gently caress you living in a well for???

Lobok posted:

Living in a well is the best revenge.

fuzzy_logic posted:

Kurnugia posted:

hmm... perhaps the ai has watching too much furry porn?

RFC2324 posted:

holy poo poo clicking on a 'user was banned for this' now jumps to and highlights the ban reason

bell jar posted:

I really enjoyed this book when I was 10

UncleButts posted:

AUG thought that I just had:

When you're pooping and there's a fly buzzing around nearby, does anyone else get super paranoid that it's going to land on your butthole?

Screaming Idiot posted:

Sort of, but then I remember I can clench and capture the fly in order to absorb its nutrients.

UncleButts posted:

anus flytrap

bike tory posted:

Oh so if this trend of giving people the day off catches on, how long before I can start doing Juneteenth sales without it being tacky and offensive? Asking for a capitalist

really looking forward to "celebrate the end of slavery with these great bargains"

tribbledirigible posted:

Everything 40% off!

Admiralty Flag posted:

Holy loving poo poo dude I don't know whether to applaud or unbookmark

HPanda posted:

Vote 3 and move on.

T-man posted:

The year is 2069. I'm breaking into a police station, kept resplendent by liberals attempting to preserve their sacred token. None remain, however, and I am looking for a prize. The beanbags, once an outdated tool for police, hold a prize greater than any scavenged soylent goon.

Hours later my crude lockpick opens the storage locker in the back. I open the less lethal munitition with my human bone knife. It it plastic, the beans useless for both eating and planting.

"If only I had listened to T-man! It's not fair, it's not fair!"

My words echo in the empty room, and no more is said that day.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Where's the funny quote? Unless the joke is someone was conceited enough to write that seriously.

Tashilicious posted:

tell her i hope her new hip is strong enough to hold up for my visit.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

The Goon Legacy

Pastry of the Year posted:

I hate that I laughed at this, like, one single BWOK just coughed up out of me

Doc Hawkins posted:

quoting myself only to show the conversation's context

Duodecimal posted:

Sleeveless posted:

On the other hand your "American" style pizza is completely unlike any actual pizza I've seen in America so maybe we should just call it even.

Memento posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVhgq1yHdA

Yoshi Wins posted:

Did everyone understand immediately that all of the fireworks had gone off, or did some people think it was just part of the show and they were still expecting more to go off later?

Milo and POTUS posted:

The women in the audience knew immediately

Dabir posted:

I don't get it

winterwerefox posted:

Jesus, can we avoid pedophile jokes.

oldpainless posted:

Agreed. They’re getting old which nobody likes.

Spanish Manlove posted:

NLJP posted:

Wait, literally a bird has flown the coop? Nooo

RFC2324 posted:

she left to go do better things(she apparently ran across the country to help save lowtax's latest victim irl instead of screaming on the internet like the rest of us)

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I don't know why, but I lost my poo poo laughing at this.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Never getting your hair cut is normal now

EorayMel posted:

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I feel like I know less about what ska is than when we started.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxkgdQLv_nI I presume this is ska now.

RareAcumen posted:

https://imgur.com/gallery/eoWKe6O

Tim Whatley posted:

Pee is stored in the hauls

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Remember how Lowtax went on Vice dotcom and called you guys nazis and then called you all nazis in the announcements, and also called you nazis earlier today too?



Turns out he wasn’t actually calling you guys Nazis, he was only calling all you guys nazis, which is a different thing. Feel kinda bad for jumping down his throat over that I guess. Glad he cleared that up

yeah actually they will posted:

lowtax once again trying to claim ownership over a 19 year old