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Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Tiggum posted:

Why is the mouse pointer so big?

I thought this was the average size for mouse pointers, this is most disconcerting.

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Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Hope it's been reported as both perma evasion and suicidal ideation by forums poster windows 98

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead
Viva la forums

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead
Can we update the thread title to avoid any further confusion? Funny Forums Quotes: garnish that age of majority gash with garnets and cash

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Outrail posted:

Ah. I guess that makes sense. Staring into the abyss must have an effect.

It pairs really well with the Adam Curtis documentary about how much the beautiful mind dude hosed up the entire world.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Sleeveless posted:

Game Theory is based on the idea that everyone is suspicious and untrustworthy and will betray and harm each other whenever it benefits them or even just because they feel like it. Like most economics it doesn't hold up to actual double-blind scientific testing and isn't real science, instead it was largely just Nash filtering his undiagnosed paranoid schizophrenia through little games he and his peers would play together and declaring anyone who didn't fit into his expected outcome as an unfit test subject. This model of humans being madmen that would turn on each other in an instant was basically the cornerstone of all post-WWII social policy and Cold War military strategy and led to the hostile isolated hellscape we currently inhabit.

Adam Curtis is good and all his docs are worth watching IMHO.

It's this. Basically the entirety of modern economic """"""science"""""" is based on the idea that everyone is a piece of poo poo out to get you, an idea developed by someone who was literally, medically, delusional and paranoid, whose mental health issues made him believe everyone was a piece of poo poo out to get him.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Pirate Radar posted:

I think she’s just dumbing it down for him, but yes, other species do it too. There was a study from MIT that looked at this sort of by accident, because what it was originally focused on was roadkill. Somebody noticed that crows were getting hit by trucks on the Mass Turnpike at higher rates than you’d expect, so they did some field study to figure out why. It had to do with pattern recognition and murder behavior (murder of crows, I mean), and how they set “watchcrows” to warn the group of danger while they fed on other roadkill. Crows can definitely tell the difference between trucks and cars, and it turned out that trucks were more dangerous because none of the Boston watchcrows could say “TRUCK!” but of course they could all say “CAH, CAH, CAH”

This is an act of violence

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead
Enjoying a Voyager episode right now that has some of the worst acting I've ever seen. Like a straight up Tommy Wiseau performance.

E: wrong thread.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

I'm so angry I got this pun without having to click through for context.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I guess what I'm asking is, how do I incite performative lesbianism in barely-legal random friends.

Tell them the Kardashians did it on tiktok, duh

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Moon Slayer posted:

I barely even know my phone number.

420 6969 (*local age of consent-2)

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead
That is one puffy rat vagina

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

The Police were the best ska band

Acab

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

DontMockMySmock posted:

A big mac has 9g sugar out of 219g, or 4.1% sugar. A slice of angel food cake, which is the first poo poo that popped up when I typed "cake nutrition" into google, has 15g sugar out of 50g, or 30% sugar.


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Stop loving making up dumb stuff to make Big Macs sound unhealthy, when a.) we all know they're unhealthy already, you don't need to tell us, and b.) there are plenty of actual facts you could be using!

There's more to healthy nutrition than "does this have sugar in it," and Big Macs are unhealthy even though they don't have very much sugar. This all should be extremely loving obvious to anyone who has even the most rudimentary understanding of human nutrition and the contents of a hamburger.

But did you know the milk shakes are made from unrendered pig fat!?!?!

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

purple death ray posted:

If Darkseid gets the Anti-Mum Equation, we're all hosed

Maybe not all of us but your mum definitely has been.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Inceltown posted:

lmao, white Australia doesn't have culture. The only real difference between Melbourne and Darwin is that in Darwin the drinks come in smaller glasses so your beer doesn't warm up too much before you finish it.

Pretending white people don't have a culture is because white culture is the default, "normal" isn't "normal". This is not the edgy burn you think it is lol

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead
My culture is being pointlessly hostile on the internet

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

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This is redundant

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It works for porn! :colbert:

You're not supposed to eat that no matter how creamy it looks.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Pick posted:

what about my feet? they're more like hands :)



Left big toe could be a stunt double for porn

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:




The thing I really hate is trying to get an actor bio but the loving people editing these articles will not just say "Ensign Ro played by..."



It's ok, you don't need to know the actress' name. Googling "ensign Ro feet" will work just fine.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Australia is the only Commonwealth country that still doesn't have a treaty with their indigenous peoples, we're garbage :ssh:

All this means is that Australia is the only Commonwealth country which hasn't broken a treaty with its indigenous peoples.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Drinkfist posted:

In my defense. I was in High School and a friend of mine had me join the site using the pitch that I could download movies and stuff. Which back then were only from super secret clubs. But nice to see I can still get made fun of for it 15 years later in my life and have someone pop into my discord and gotcha me for seeing this post.

I have a far better shitposting and degeneracy rap sheet for this to be my example of shame. I was a very dumb teenager and deserve better.

This is the dumbest idea anyone has ever had on the forums. Don't acknowledge your past owning and for fucks sake don't defend it, idiot.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Heath posted:

Which one did this poo poo



Batman was being specific when he said he wouldn't go down on Catwoman

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Jedit posted:

Yes. But he was a fuckwit of the first water and he deserved it.

What the gently caress

MODS?!?

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Zack Snyder puts the toilet paper on the treadmill the wrong way after circumsizing the waiters he doesn't tip.

It's much easier to leave a tip post circumcision.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

(heavy limerick accent) you'll bring nottin but trouble asking questions about da clowns eatin hotdogs tread round here boy

This is nowhere near a Limerick accent, it's much closer to a haiku twang

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Skulk Hogan posted:

Lmao i posted a much better looking one in the Anti Food Porn thread. Theyre delicious.

Congratulations, where should I mail the trophy celebrating your achievement?

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

For everyone else it was the ninth of November.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Sapozhnik posted:

can you make a separate pyf bans thread or something

As if you're doing anything important with the time it takes to scroll

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

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oldpainless posted:

My condolences

He knew what he was doing

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

It is a slur in US English, regardless of its status in most of the anglosphere. Please do not do That One Chris Rock Bit but for the c-word.

America is not the entire world you cultural fascist.

US English is just spelling things dumber.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

i'm sorry i grievously maligned your deep cultural heritage of normalizing one slur

You know at least 16 words and one of them is "fascist," an actual epithet; I think you have the capacity to drop one whole word when posting in a globally accessible forum without losing the ability to communicate entirely.

You don't get invited to parties very often, do you?

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Chloe Jessica posted:

it's an excellent gender-neutral term to address a group and im from the Carolinas so i come by it honestly :colbert:

might have gone over better if the other idiot hadn't made that exact argument unironically on the last page; did you miss the "cultural fascist" post?

Its amazing that you read "cultural fascist" and thought "this is extremely unironic".

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Outrail posted:



'Pointing out my cultural appropriation is racist' is an ambitious take tho.

This is an astonishingly ignorant (ie American) take tbh.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

cock hero flux posted:

it's been wrong for 2000 years because they weren't doing it in greek

A distressingly large amount of altar boys would beg to differ

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

Paladinus posted:

That's not how it works. First of all, the Catholic teaching doesn't say that all unbaptised go to hell. Even though baptism is a requirement for salvation, people through no fault of their own may not have access to the sacrament, or simply not know of its existence, or not understand its meaning correctly to make the choice. Second, people who were offered an invalid or illicit sacrament without their knowledge obviously were in a state of invincible ignorance, which completely excuses them from all culpability. Third, there is a concept of baptism by desire, which basically means that if someone dies before they have a chance to be properly baptised, but had the intention (plus repented and exercised charity), it's still enough to be considered baptised.

It's also made up and can work however anyone wants whenever

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

And he's too busy honking it to big tiddies on twitter

Who isn't?

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

HenryEx posted:

Whenever i offer to share my crabs with the rest of the office, no one ever takes me up on it, and they all just keep their distance :smith:

It's because they expect the crabs to be mini, not the place where they live.

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Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Fuck yeah cinema is finally dead

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

I'm clearly not in on whatever joke this is, because it wooshed so far over my head I didn't even feel the breeze.

If that did actually happen there's a high probability you are in fact bust rodd

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